Disclamer: I don't own Gorillaz….

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2D, Noodle, and Russel were watching a funny sight. Murdoc was dragging an enormous suitcase. He was the only person of the four who wanted to bring anything. After an hour or so Murdoc gave up.

"Damn suitcase!" he yelled as he kicked it. Then he jumped behind the wheel of his jeep, his three band mates already waiting for him. "Where the ell are we going anyway!" Murdoc asked, angrily turning to face Russel.

"K-Ky-Kylilak desert," the fat New Yorker said, squinting his pupiless eyes to read a small card they had received earlier.

"SHIT! We're gonna be trapped in a bloody desert and I can't bring a damn thing!" Murdoc shouted as he pounded the dashboard, causing the annoying car alarm to go off, which made everyone jump, and Murdoc to cuss and shout even more. "DAMN IT!" he jumped out and kicked the jeep. Noodle pulled out a small device. She calmly pressed a large button on it. The annoying screeching immediately came to a halt. Murdoc turned to face her. "thanks…" he muttered and got back into the jeep. And then they were off.

-7 hours later-

"I've got to go PEE!" 2D cried, as he fidgeted uncomfortably in the passenger's seat.

"And I'm HUNGRY!" Russel declared, his huge stomach growling so loudly you could swear it was a motor boat.

"I don't see a bloody rest stop anywhere!" Murdoc shouted. They hadn't even reached the desert, and already Murdoc was about to strangle both of them.

"BUT I'VE GOT TO GO!" 2D wined. Murdoc slammed on the breaks and began threatening him, Russel tried to stop Murdoc from choking the poor idiot. It was all, as I'm sure you know, a lovely battle.

"SHUT UP!" someone yelled, making them all turn to face the, up to this point, silent band member.

"Wow, you can yell?" 2D asked the young girl behind him. Noodle blushed and sank back into her seat.

"There!" Murdoc pointed as they pulled up to a gas station. They stepped inside, each going to a different aisle. Murdoc trudged up to the counter.

"Can I help you with anything sir?" asked to blonde behind the register. Her eyes widened and she tossed her arms in the air. "Take anything you want sir just don't shoot, Don't Shoot, DON'T SHOOT!" she dropped to her knees. Murdoc stared at the psychotic girl. Who practically kissed his feet.

"Look Lady, get up or I WILL shoot you," he growled. The woman stood up immediately. "We're heading for Kylilak desert; do you have anything we may need?" Murdoc questioned. The girl stared at him.

"c-Canteens!" she sputtered, still a little shaken from Murdoc's appearance. She held up three large canteens and one small one.

"Thanks," Murdoc replied handing her twenty dollars.

"k-Keep the money sir!" she squeaked nervously, glad that she was alive. Even, though she had never really been in any danger. Murdoc shrugged and stuffed the money back into the pocket of his leather jacket. He excepted the canteens and looked around to find a fountain of some sort, he spotted a shabby water fountain nearby. Murdoc filled the larger canteens first, when he began filling the smaller one, the fountain stopped. Murdoc turned and gazed confusedly at the blonde.

"Uhhhhhhhhh…."

"It's out of water," she explained. Just what he needed, a midget of a canteen that was only halfway filled. Oh well, it'd have to do…. He found the others and they got back into the camo jeep . Noodle holding a small yo-yo, 2D grasping a huge pickle, and Russel held a variety of foods.

"2D-san, I thought you hated pickles?" Noodle asked.

"Uhh…this pickle aint for eating," he replied. He then took out a miniature beanie and a tiny pair of glasses. "Look, it's a nerdy pickle!" 2D made the pickle dance cheaply on the dashboard. Murdoc soon lost his patience, grabbed the pickle, and tossed it into the road, only to be hit by a on passing semi truck. "MIKEY! I'LL AVENGE YOU…..SOMEDAY!" Murdoc sped off. Running over 'Mikey' who was splattered on the ground, his beanie soaked in pickle juice.

Awhile after Mikey's tragic death, Murdoc handed out the canteens, taking one large one for himself. 2D, Russel, and Noodle stared at the small one.

"Okay….Who gets the runt?" 2D asked, looking up at Murdoc. Russel grabbed one of the big canteens. Noodle and 2D exchanged glances.

"take it," she muttered. 2D grabbed the last large one, leaving the smallest for Noodle.

NOW ENTERING

KYLILAK DESERT

Read a large nearby sign. Murdoc kept driving, despite the nervous movement of his band mates.

"Ugh….this is taking FOREVER!" Murdoc shouted, breaking the hour long chain of silence. "SCREW THIS! I'm drivin off road!" he turned the jeep and began driving in the sand. No one saying anything, knowing Murdoc would kill them.

The end of Chapter 1!

Whooo that took me a while! Okay…..please review if you liked it, I will continue as soon as I get at least 5 POSITIVE ones, until then….BYE BYE!