SHADOW BABYSITS TAILS!

Hi made this a while ago but decided to post it up here. Anyway please be nice where reviewing thanks!

Shadow lay on the sofa watching the news"Today should be a sunny day without a cloud in the skyshadow looked out the window and watched it pour with rain as he saw this he shot the T.V. causing the power to go off"dumbass weather man"shadow groweled suddenly the was a knock on the door and as shadow opened it a blue hedgehog with a 2 tailed fox holding his hand"Sonic what do you wnat I'm in the middle of something vey important"groweled shadow"you were shooting the T.V. again weren't you?"replied sonic"...shut up"replied shadow
"whatever listen I need you to baby sit tails amy and I have to,take care of something "replied sonic while blushing shadow raised an eyebrow and asked"what happened to tails old nanny?" sonic hesitated before saying£tails put her in the hospital ENJOY"and with that sonic was gone and tails slowly turned his head towards shadow"what?"asked a half scared and half angry hedgehog "I want Icecream"replied tails"I don't have any"replied shadow"I WANT ICCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"tails screamed so loud the window broke and tails took out a shotgun and chased shadow around the house"(curse word) YOU SONIC"screamed shadow as he dodged the bullets

shadow and vector started to praise knux and kept saying our sdavior wich just creeped knuckles out "ehhhhh okaaaay what is going on?"asked a confused knuckles"Tails is after us he no child he has a shotgun!"what?tails does NOT have a shotgun!"shouted knuckles
"he does my master he does"praised vector"you guys have issues look!"knuck pointed to a sleeping tails on the couch and vector and shadow just stared with an expresion like this on their face"now I'm leaving THAT'S THE LAST TIME I TRY TO TALK TO SHADOW FIRST I GET RUN OVER AND KNOW THIS!"screamed knux as he slammed the door and tails instantly opened his eyes and pulled out a shot gun"who wants to die?"
thanx I'm gonna add a lot of characters!
"tails if we give you ice cream will you stop this?"asked a desprite shadow
AT THE SUPERMARKET
"yay theres one tub of ice cream"tails is about to grab it but suddenly big appears and grabs it"look froggy ice cream"explained the fat stupid cat(I HATE BIG)"THAT...IS...MY...ICE CEAM DIE"tails takes out machine gun and shoots at big and starts to destroy all things around him until big is just a pile of corpse"hahahaha oj yeah how much is this?"asked tails to the lady at the pay in
"5.50"explained the lady
"5.50! "shouted tails and with that tails throws the tub on bigs corpse and says "you can have it back big"and tails walked of with a petrified shadow and vector crawling after him
"do you think he'llhurt us"asked a shaking shadow who looked so pethetic that it's impossible to describe
"As long as we shut up and-hey wheres tails..OH GOD"screamed vector as he saw tails rob a bank and then a candy store eating over a thousand sweets at once and the two wimps-I mean heoes just started at tails as he went from shop to shop
stealing anything he saw and shadow and vector just stared before vector asked
"wanna get a soda?"
"sure why not"rplied shadow as they left Tails to his "fun".
4 HOURS LATER
shadow and vector exit the cinema
"I can't believe you made me wath 2 and a half hours of STAR WARS III!screamed shadow
"hey I happen to like Star Wars anddidn't you want to now how it ends?"asked vector
"NO!"screamed shadow but he was stopped from saying any more as he saw that the whole city was totally destroyed and most of the buildings were on firand tails was standing in the middle holding the shotgun behind his back
"I didn't do it!""said tails
"were the hell did you get that shotgun from"asked shadow
"Creams mum gave it to me as a birthday present "replied tails
"why the hell did Vanilla give you a shotgun"asked shadow
"...dunno"replied tails and vector and shadow did an anime fall
"fine come one lets just go home"replied Vector
AT SHADOWS PLACE
"shadow I wanna watch Sonic SATAM"said tails
"no repied shadow but instantly put it in the DVD machine when tails put a hand on his shotgun.
20 MINUTES LATER IN THE END WITH SONIC SAYS
"hey kids theres nothing more cool thatn being huged by someone you like but if someone trys to touch in a way or lace that makes you feel uncomfortable thats no good!It's your body no one has the right to touch it if you don't want them to"said sonic
"...THIS VIDEO IS SERIOUSLY DISTURBED!"said shadow as the video ended and
Tails got up
"I want sonic"said tails and shadow shook his head
"no"replied shadow
"I WANT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!"SCREAMED Tails but then he stopped and looked at shadow he asked
"what"
"hey shadow come here "replied tails in an evil tone as tails picked up a pot of blue paint
& quot;NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"Screamed shadow as he ran from the hyperactive fox
"...ah screw it"replied vector as he took a beer out of the fridge and watched shadow being chased