seriesnaruto
titledon't·wear·white
ratedK
warningsnone
bymewling

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Don't Wear White

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I. Team Kakashi

"We'll surround the enemy with a four pronged attack. The essence of tomorrow's mission is speed; dispatch them individually, before they can come together. Aim for veins, they won't be so messy, but—"

Kakashi looked around at his three students, all looking attentive and determined. "—to be sure, don't wear white."

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II. Team Asuma

Asuma sensei sighed. Students were supposed to be a strain on their parents' wallets, not his. "An all-you-can-eat barbeque restaurant?"

Ino pouted. "You promised, remember?"

He didn't. There was a chance Ino was lying (again), but if he had promised them…

"Fine," he conceded, eying Chouji's scarf, "Only this time, don't wear white."

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III. Team Kurenai

Kurenai had always liked dogs, and one of the Inuzuka's had had puppies.

"We're going to spend the whole day at my house?"

"B-but shouldn't we train?"

"…we didn't go to see the bug mating season…"

Kurenai frowned. "Quit complaining. This isn't for me. And a bit of friendly advice; don't wear white."

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IV. Team Gai

"I have a lesson for you!"

Lee prepared to write, while Tenten looked a mix between confused and resigned. Neji raised his eyebrows. "And what is it this time?"

"Don't wear white!"

Stares. "This may be a stupid question… but why?"

Gai rubbed his nose "I don't know! But for some reason it's bad."

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Alternatetitle: "The origin of Lee's jump suit" Kyu kyu kyu….

It's UNEDITED! It HAS NO PLOT! NO POINT! and it MAKES NO SENSE!

(on a side note) I had always wondered why they, as ninjas, wore so much white. It's a comic book so
(shrugs) I guess it doesn't matter. Anyway, the punch line's in the wrong place….