Hi, well, I wrote this about two months ago but I've never posted it…until now:P. It's just a quick bit of fun from our guy Arkass. Hope you enjoy.

ANIMORPH

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Premiere

I want a fangirl! And Kandrona-damnit, I deserve one! How come Magnea-the-Arrogant had a whole line-up of squealing girls lined up out there and I didn't?

Excuse me but how many two-legged humans think that a four-legged Andalite would ever be remotely squeeable? Show of hands? Anyone? Yeah, you see, Andalites are just not a good thing to be a fangirl over.

But I am.

And I have no fangirls.

My life sucks right now.

We finished filming, if you're interested at all. Hah! I got to EAT Elfangor! Ok, maybe I didn't really eat Elfangor. Ok, what I did do was put Magnea, (who protested greatly) into my Antrean Bogg mouth but on my honour I did not chew. Much.

What kind of line is "Nothing like an Antrean Bogg morph to take a bite out of your enemies"? Really? I highly doubt that any self-respecting visser would ever have made such a bad joke. On that thought maybe Visser Three did say that.

I hate Visser Three; he really needed to hire an 'evil-yet-funny-remark-guy' because, seriously, I've come to the conclusion that my character was an idiot. Oh, yes. Visser Three was one doolally Yeerk.

I sniggered to myself as I steeped out onto the red carpet and into the familiar cries of "BOOOOO!" and "That's Visser Three!" I looked around at the crowed lining the path into the cinema, I smiled at best I could and followed Magnea. Camera's flared and reporters fought with their comrades for an interview like mad swordsmen who've lost their swords and decided to make-do with mikes.

An eel-like reporter managed to fight off his dastardly foes and shoved his mike in my face, "Arkass – could you tell our viewers what it's like playing possibly the most hated villain of all time?"

"Ahhh----great. Well, not great as such – but kind of –"

"Is their anything about this film that you didn't like doing?"

"Yes, I hated the whole screaming thing. I'll tell you now all you aspiring Visser Three's out there; you need good lungs for the job."

"How about anything you enjoyed?" A blond reporter cut in.

I gave a dopy grin at the camera in front of me and yelled "I won and I ATE Magnea! MAW-HAHAHAHA!"

A ginger man shoved his mike hard into my face, it was assault! I should sue! "What everyone wants to know, Arkass, is how did you get Alloran's DNA?"

"I'm afraid I can't tell you. Confidential and all that. Enjoy the film!"

I was whisked away by Jeri who calmly started answering her own set of questions and David; who was not so calmly trying to dodge every mike flung at him.

Soon we had taken our seats. This film was gonna be big. We even had Andalite and Yeerk dignitaries there, though I think the Andalites just wanted to find out how we got hold of Elfangor's hirac-delest and the Yeerks just wanted to show that they were in support of anything the humans and Andalites were doing. After-all, they had to make sure that I didn't do anything politically incorrect like I did in the first ANIMORPH film. (When Steve wasn't looking I had discreetly given the actor playing Jake the Dapsen-sign.)

The public didn't notice until six months after the film was released. Now, that was a scandal.

Well, this new film was a success, I suppose, Magnea had a whole new set of fans crying their eyes out when 'he' was eaten and I had a whole new set of 'boo-ers'.

However, I swear that somewhere in the audience I had defiantly heard a faint "Yes!" when I 'ate' Magnea. I wondered for a second who had said that but soon it was forgotten in the wave of applause that had swept through the theatre.

Later, as stepped out of the cinema to face the mikes again I raised my hands and triumphantly cried, "YEERK POWER!"

A few hours after that I woke up in hospital.

The worst part was there were no fangirls to set on my enemies.

Hope you all enjoyed that. : ), if you didn't what are you still doing reading?...huh?