Lady Ai: My friend has been wanting me to make a story with this pair and the idea came tumbling over me while I was doing my test in Home ec. class. I hope you enjoy this
Yami Ai: What's up with you? You're acting like some zombie.
Lady Ai: I don't know why exactly. It just feels like a very depressing day today. Anyway, on with the story.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh! nor will I ever.
Warning: Shonen Ai, mild language, probably some sexual references... basically it's rated T for Bakura -.-;
Flour
Chapter 1: Project 'Flourbag'
"Hey. Do you guys think you can suck each other's faces somewhere else other than on my locker?"
Ryou was getting impatient. Bakura and Malik were at it again, in public as usual. On Ryou's locker. Ryou was getting a bit too impatient.
"GET OFF MY RA DAMN LOCKER! NOW!" Ryou punched the locker next to his, making a dent. He'll worry about the dent and his throbbing in pain hand later, right now Ryou didn't want to get to class late. Again.
Bakura grunted but decided to listen and shuffled away with Malik still kissing. Ryou rolled his eyes and sighed and opened his locker, placing his books inside. "What am I going to do with them?"
"You know, they say that talking to yourself is the first sign of going insane. And now, you are going to have to find a way to fix that dent in my locker."
Ryou didn't bother to turn around. He just closed his locker and slammed his head against it. "Ow."
"Let me tell you, A) that can't be healthy and B) that was stupid. You might've even left a mark. That won't be very good for your figure."
Ryou turned his head slowly, still leaned on his locker, and his chocolate eys met cold blue ones.
"What are you sulking over anyway?"
"Why do you care Kaiba?"
"Just making small talk." Kaiba shrugged, opening his locker.
"That's unlike you."
"Do I care? Hm, let's see...nope. Not one bit. Now, are you going to answer my question, Kisaragi(1), or do I need to repeat myself?" Kaiba had finished placing his books and taking out some notebooks from the abused locker. He leaned against it watching Ryou.
"Fine, fine. I didn't get any sleep last night, for reasons I don't even want to think about, and just last period I had an Algebra test I didn't study for. I ended up falling asleep on the test, lightly snoring and drooled just a bit on it. I think I might even have an F."
Seto sighed. "I'm sure Takako-sensei would give you another chance-"
"Tried that. Turns out, she's in a bad mood because her boyfriend dumped her, he hamster died and her parents are getting divorced. I should know, she started to yell and cry on me. Not a very comfortable position for me. Look she left a small bruise here." Ryou lefted his shirt just a bit and pointed at the purple spot that was forming. Seto bent down to look at it.
"That looks bad. Here, have some of this." Seto picked out some sort of cream from his pocket. "Why do you have this?"
"What? Do you think that the mutt's punches aren't hard enough to leave bruises?" Ryou smiled and placed some of the cream on his wound. He flinched at the cool feel of it but shrugged it off. "Thank you, Kaiba."
"Let's go, unless you want to be late." Ryou looked at Kaiba a bit confused but then he remembered that he had his next class with the CEO. Ryou nodded and the two boys started to walk.
As they passed through the halls, Ryou's friends kept coming up to him to say hi. Ryou had a lot of friends, seeing that he's the kindest and softest and sweetest guy in the whole school. Seto rolled his eyes as some girls were giggling and pointing at both of them. He even overheard some girls wish that Ryou was their boyfriend. One thing in particular captured Kaiba's attention.
A girl was sitting on a bench tying her shoe laces with a friend. They looked up just in time to see the two boys. One of the girls smiled at Ryou and gave a quite wave and Ryou waved back with his own smile.
"He's so cute, I wish there were more guys like him. To bad though."
"About what?" Her friend asked.
"Haven't you heard the rumors? He's gay."
"You don't actually believe thoes?"
"I don't know. I mean, it makes sense, he's declined every offer of going on a date with a girl. And remember who he hangs out with- the gay squad. Gosh, that's just a club for gay people huh? Hehe, not that I detest homosexuality. I think it's pretty hot but to bad all of them are hot ass guys."
Kaiba smirked at his new found information. He had a slight crush for the white haired teen. He couldn't belive it, he was sorta acting like one of the many Ryou fan club girls. Of course, if he were ranked on how much he like Ryou, he'd be at junior level.
They have a system. People who think Ryou is just to adorable to date are in the freshmen level. People who felt shy about liking Ryou were at sophmore level. People who admitted they had a crush on the white haired teen were at junior level. People who would admit out loud that they totally have the hots for Ryou were at senior level.
There was one more group of people. Everyone hated that group only because they were mostly preps that took everything way out of proportion. They were the college level group. They had pictures of Ryou everywere. They had made Ryou plushies (even though, Seto had once wished for one). They had lockets and postcards, jewlery and anything else you can think of. And when they heard about the 'rumor' they completly freaked out. They weren't into homosexuality one bit.
Coming out of his own thoughts, Kaiba immediately opened the door for the both of them. Their next class was human growth and devolpment, and since the teacher was so nice, she let the students sit where ever they wanted. Kaiba wanted to sit next Ryou but there was a slight problem with that.
"Hey rich-boy! Come on, over here!"
Joey Wheeler.
"Hey, puppy. What's new?" Joey smiled as he ran up to the CEO. If you can't figure it out by now, I'll give you a hint. As soon as Joey ran up to Kaiba, Joey gave him a chaste kiss. "Nothing new, really."
As you guessed, they were going out. That's one of the reasons why Kaiba hasn't asked Ryou out yet. Don't get Kaiba wrong, he loved the little blonde puppy but he was stuck and he kept thinking about the white haired teen.
Speaking of Ryou, he didn't look to happy about the PDA. Secretly, he also had a crush on the CEO.
Isn't love ignorant? They are both blind that they like each other. Ryou loved the way the brunnette's haired flowed in the wind and how they brushed over the cold blue eyes. Ryou often imagined about Seto's lips, pink and supple, on his. Sometimes, Ryou would wish to let his hand intwine with the CEO's hair and to stare deeply into thoes icey blue eyes. He wished he could melt the ice away...
He wished he was Joey.
Just then the teacher, Mika-sensei, came in and told everyone to sit down. Seto sat next to Joey, and out of the corner of his eye he saw Ryou seat next to Marik and sighed. Ryou seemed pretty bored as Marik kept talking about something. Then Seto noticed a shock expression on Ryou's face.
"Now class. I shall explain to you the homework lesson early today. Since this is human growth and development, the next assingment will be, of course, one of the mostly used ones. Taking care of an object that is supposedly your child."
The class groaned. Another pointless project. Atleast it's an easy A, right?
"I will prepare you the things you need but I will not supply clothing, toys, and strollers. You guys have to buy thoes things, with your partner and your baby in arms. You are allowed to paint on a face and place a wig if you wish. Oh by the way, the school has now provided trackers for the flourbags. It'll keep data on how well you do your job as a parent and it makes noses. You will be warned: You most likey won't get a good nights sleep."
Mika saw some students already banging their heads against the table. "Now, now class. Don't go crazy just yet! You still have to find out your partners!"
"Ah crap!" the class groaned again. Mika-san giggled and pulled out a chart from her desk."
"Alright then...Malik...you work with Bakura."
"YES!"
"Next couple is Marik and Joey."
"Wha-?" "Huh?"
"Don't complain! You cannot change your partner. Next is, Yami and Yugi. Then Tristain and Duke."
Yami and Yugi gave each other smiles. Tristain and Duke were thinking the same: 'Why did I chose this class as an elective?'
"Erica and Tea. Raven and Matt(2). And the last couple Ryou Kisaragi and Seto Kaiba."
Ryou and Kaiba's head snapped up, eyes widened in shock. A blush crept on Ryou's face. Marik poked his side.
"Hey? Ryou are you okay? You look sorta feverish. I hope you're not faking it, it'll make me sad to think you don't want to go out with me this weekened"
Ryou shook his head and smiled at his friend. "I'm fine. Do not worry, I'll go." Ryou turned to face the wall next to him and and mouthed 'Oh crap!' and proceded to hit his head against the wall.
"You might've even left a mark. That won't be very good for your figure."
'Get. Out. Of. My. Head!'
Joey looked depressed and Seto tried to keep his cool. That is until the teacher added one last comment.
"You must live at each other's houses for one week. For example, Bakura would stay one week at Malik and then the next weekMalik would stay at Bakura's. Got that?"
Bang.
CRASH!
Seto smacked his head against his table, thus the bang. But the crash...
That was Ryou. While he was hitting himself in the head with the wall, when he heard the new information he hit himself harder causing a hole in the wall and him knocked out because he hit himself too hard.
This would not be easy...
'Shhiiitt!'
Lady Ai: I know! Short chapter but it's the first so expect more to come very soon. Hope you like it! Ja ne! n.n R&R
(1) My friend said I should give Ryou a last name because Kaiba would almost never call someone by first name unless they were close.
(2) They are un-important characters, don't mind them