Disclaimer: See last chapter
Alucard's little sister: Sorry for the wait. (I bought the Wii and have been making Mii of Hellsing). I don't know what else to say
Editor Cain: Maybe that the summer was busy and you seemed to be doing two things at once.
Alucard's little Sister: Well, that works too. And, before I forget, I used a quote from Mythbusters.
To go bowling
"You know you're going to lose," said Victoria as she watched Alucard play baseball on the Wii. "That Matt guy as two runs more than you."
"Shut it," he snapped. He was up to bat. "The bases are loaded and I'm up to bat. I'm going to knock it out of the park and win this game!" He got a foul ball.
Seras laughed. "Oh, please, you have two strikes and two outs already," she snapped. "You're never going to make it."
"Shows what you know," he said. He swung the remote and the ball went out of the park. "Yes, I did it! Now all I have to do is stop him from getting any more runs."
Meanwhile, upstairs, Walter gave Integra her tea and the paper. He handed her a letter. "It has the seal of the queen on it, so I figure you'd want to read it first."
"Thanks, Walter," said Integra. She read the letter from the queen. She had to read it again out of shock. "Oh, no." She grabbed the phone.
Back at the Wii, Seras started laughing at Alucard. "You lost," she mocked. "So, much for that homerun thing."
"Thanks for your support," Alucard growled. "I'm going to try again and win this time."
"No! Ahhhhh," cried Integra. "Not that!"
"Well, you heard her," said Seras, "You've been playing too long. I want to play now."
Alucard rolled his eyes and tossed her the Wii remote. "Fine, here, just don't hurt yourself like last time. I've got to go see what Integra's screaming about." He sighed. "It better not be over a stupid review."
"Sweet, let's play ball!"
As soon as Alucard entered Integra's office she hit him with a silver paper weight. He looked down at it and then put his hand over his wound. "Something must really be bad 'cause I haven't said anything and you hit me."
"It's all your damn fault," she snapped. She threw a silver dart into his head. "The queen heard about that rubber duck incident. So, she wants us to spend time with Section XIII. We have to go bowling with them."
Alucard shrugged. "All right then," he said with no enthusiasm. "Just let me know when we're leaving."
"You're missing the point here! I hate bowling," she snapped. "It's a game for old people."
"Ah, you big baby," he said and disappeared.
At the Bowling Alley
"You missed again," Maxwell said. "You suck worse than Sister Mary and she's blind!" He started laughing.
If I didn't have to be nice I'd pound him, Integra thought. She kept getting gutter balls. "Damn it, I hate this stupid game!"
"Don't say that," said Yumiko. "You just need more practice that's all. I bet you'll do better next round."
Damn it, Integra snapped, how the hell did I wind up playing boys vs. girls bowling!
"Uh, Integra, you're scaring the other bowlers," said Seras nervously. She grabbed Integra's shoulder. "Please, Sir Hellsing, try to clam down."
Integra pulled away from her. "Where's Alucard? I hope he's doing as bad as I am."
"He's up right now," said Anderson. "He seems to be popular, too." He pointed to a group of high school girls.
She took one look at his score and freaked out. "What the hell! It's all X's!"
"That's right," said Alucard after he bowled another strike. "I'm a pro. Before you say anything, the answer is no. I am not using special vampire powers."
"Then, how are you doing that," she demanded.
Alucard smiled stupidly. "Wii sports. I kept trying to tell you that you could practice bowling on the Wii, but you didn't listen. It's fun when you get the hang of it."
"I hate you."
Alucard laughed. "Yeah, that's what your mom said."
Thwack!
Integra hit him in the head with a bowling ball. "You're right about one thing. Bowling pins over is fun."