This is my poem about Wakka's hair. I don't own it (fortunantly) or any other Final Fantasy material. This can also be turned into a song :)

Wakka's Hair

Oh Wakka's hair

Is red and bright

It will blind you

In the sunlight

Is it real or is it plastic

Maybe it's elastic

It would survive

a nuclear war

Still intact

Is Wakka's hair

It never droops

Out of it's place

Almost as scary

As his face

Its Wakka's hair

oh

Wakka's hair

oh

Wakka's hair

I wonder if

Wakka knows

That his hair is as freaky

As Dumbo

Except he has no large ears

only hair shaped like a pear

It's Wakka's hair!