These is a many series of drabbles that is focused on the
relationship of Cloud and his mommy, and this was thought up because
I'm on crack and I just finished watching Advent Children.
I do
not own FF7, but I do own Cloud's mommy's personality, and name,
because I have to make up something for her.
Mature
"Mom, why don't I have any sisters or brothers?" Lily almost yelped in pain very loudly as her knife slipped slightly from her hand to her finger holding the board. Lily sucked on her finger she had cut with and faced over to her son.
"What?"
"Why don't I have any brothers or sisters?" Lily twitched staring down as Cloud gave her very bright innocent and inquisitive eyes.
Craaaap...What am I going to say? I can't tell him it's because his father ran out on us.
"Mom?"
Lily cleared her throat then grabbed her knife and grinned evilly, throwing the knife around her head, despite she had always told Cloud never to do bad things with sharp and pointy object.
"You see Cloud, every man must go out on a journey after a child has been born!"
"...What does-?"
"And this is because they have been circumcised by their wives!"
"...What's circumcised?"
"And that's why you do not have any brothers or sisters, because your father is out on a journey to get his pride as a man back."
Cloud stared, and stared, and continued to look confused before he moved out of the room to find his mother's dictionary on the word 'circumcised' while his mother laughed viciously while still waving the knife around.
Drabble one! Not much to say on this one, just something as a joke.