Yo, word up my bitches. Please enjoy this story,I came up with the idea while walking my dog, Boomer. This is the first fan fictionI've written so please be kind.

Hermione sat in her swivel chair and twirled around. She was bored, and ashamed of it. Her parents had got her a new laptop in the summer and she had no idea what she was going to do with it. It was 10:00 at night, and her mind was wandering.

She decided to talk to a few friends on MSN to cure her boredom. Then she got an idea, she went on Google, and looked up fanfiction. Hermione remembered her friend talking about an extremely smutty story about CSI and getting all hot and bothered. Hermione went to some wonderful sites, and decided to write a few about her.

Being Hermione and all this should be extremely easy. She wanted smut in hers, but she had no idea who to pair herself with. She giggled at a few ideas in her head.

"God, I am such a school girl…" she turned around and one man came into her mind.

Sirius…

She had thought about him many times. She wasn't going to lie, Sirius was a sex pot, and still is. She began to write, hoping no one would bust into her room.

The days past and Hermione had written over ten chapters. She was to leave to the Black place tomorrow, and she was going to bring her laptop. She would send it back the muggle way to her parent and hope that they don't peek at her stuff. She had tons of dirty fan art stored in that blessing.

The next day Hermione packed her things and flagged down the night bus. She hugged her parents' goodbye and was off. It was going to be her last year at Hogwarts, and she couldn't wait. She was earning top marks in her class and she knew that something good was going to come out of it, career wise.

Hermione arrived to the house and was greeted by the Weasly family. She was shown her room and she sneaked upstairs when the place had cleared. Ron had gone to bother his brothers so Hermione could be left alone, to "study".

She immediately got to work, getting to a rather kinky part. She decided that she needed a break and went to go wash her face. When she returned, she thought she would die.

"GINNY! What are you doing?"

Ginny shot her a scandalized look. "What the hell are you doing? Hermione, is this you and Sirius?"

"Sshshshsh!" oh god, Ginny yelled that loud enough to raise the dead.

"What is this thing?" she looked curiously at the laptop.

Hermione had her head in her hands. "It's a laptop, now please don't tell anyone about this…"

"I won't, but DAMN! This is kinky shit! Where do you get the ideas for this? On the kitchen counter? That is risqué!"

Then the next thing made Hermione want to die.

"What are you two girls up to? I heard my name being thrown around."

Sirius had walked into the room, in all his glory. He had a pink fluffy apron on, and was holding a wooden spoon.

"I should make a mental note of this one…" Hermione thought. She glanced at Ginny who looked back, they both cracked up. Sirius rolled his eyes.

"It was the only apron in the house you two! Grow up!" and he went back downstairs.

Ginny closed the door.

"So… does this mean you like Sirius?" she asked.

"I'm not saying anything, and you shouldn't have barged in like that!"

"Too bad, because I want to see the end of this story…" Ginny grinned. "Where did you get all your ideas?"

"How much did you read?" Ginny smirked. Hermione rolled her eyes. "Christ… from my mom's old Cosmo magazines."

Ginny laughed. "I better leave you to it then."

"If you tell anyone, I won't let you read the story!"

"If you don't let me read the story, then I'll tell everyone." Ginny said, looking satisfied.

Hermione sighed, and added the pink apron and wooden spoon to her story.

You better review, and say nice things to me. Because you love me... Just kidding. See you soon, it's the March break so this should be done by this week.