The X-Angels

Rei meets Will again but he seems to have changed! Izzy, Bayville High's official Gossip Girl and Drama Queen gets fed up of the plastic life! Jay and Jamie start going out but their relationship is a tough one! Ray isn't the only one standing in the way of their love! Cali and Felix seem more opposite than magnets! Can their love survive? How will Sam take the news?

Chapter Seven: School Sucks

Author's Note: OK, I know I'm a totally irresponsible person who writes all these cliffhangers in the summary but never actually answers them so I promise I'll answer them this chapter. Oh, and, in the beginning of the story, Tabitha or Amara or someone wanted to stop Roberto or Ray's flirtiness so I'll try and fit that in here. Now… ON WITH ZE STORY!!!

"Ah, the peacefulness of school halls. The place where every mind enters empty and leaves full of ideas and wonder. The place where- " She sees Lance beating up some kid in the corner and ignores him "all students are disciplined to become the- " Lance is now strangling the kid "the perfect, understanding and capable adult they- " The kid is now turning blue "are destined to beco- LANCE WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"

"Stop choking Kurt and get your butt over here, young man!" Jean shouted. She snapped her video recorder shut and marched towards Lance. He simply walked past her and stood at the spot where she had stood before. "I said, get your butt over here!" Jean repeated. "No, you said get my butt over here and now I'm over here! Now if you don't mind I'll be on my- "

Lance felt his limbs move without his order as he suddenly started floating through the air towards Jean. "You'll be on your what, Lance? 'Cause I think I'll you're going to be on is your butt!" She shrieked and slammed Lance down on his derrière. "Jeez Jean, what's up with you? Your lines are so much lamer than usual" Jean ignored his comment and continued with the lame lines, "The only thing lame here is going to be you when I'm done with you!" Lance groaned and stood up.

"What do you think you're doing, rockhead?" Lance cringed at the last 'insult'. "Look, come with me…" He lead Jean away while a blue Kurt shook his head and sighed. "Ignored as usual…" he checked his watch and gasped, "Crap! I'm 40 minutes late! No wonder no one's in the halls!" He then bamfed his way to right outside his classroom which was a big mistake…

A loud scream filled Mr. McCoy's science class. Everyone turned to look at the door, where the scream came from but all they heard was a bamf and a cloud of smoke and the doorway was empty.

Meanwhile, in the boy's bathroom a blue Kurt and a scared Taryn were squished together in a stall. "I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! LET ME GO! DON'T HURT ME! I'M JUST AN INNOCENT LITTLE SCHOOL GIRL! HELP!!!" Kurt rolled his eyes, "Innocent? As if…" Taryn blinked a little and stared into Kurt's eyes, "K-Kurt?" "Ja!" Kurt grinned. "OH MY LORD!" Taryn screamed "KURT'S GOING TO RAPE ME! SOMEBODY HELP!" AAAAAHHHH!"

"Ugh, will you shut up?" Kurt shouted back. Taryn sniffed and wiped a tear of fright away from her eyelash. "What do you want with me, you- you beast?" Kurt laughed. "What so funny?" Taryn snarled. "It's funny how it doesn't hurt anymore," Kurt thought aloud, "When people who don't like my appearance insult me… I used to care so much and now it's like I'm numb to the pain. It's like I'm used to it"

Taryn felt a pang of guilt for a second but like all high school bes she quickly got over it. "Well, if you think this is like in those TV shows where you're trapped somewhere with someone else whose out of your league and they suddenly feel sorry for you because of your sad pathetic life story then you're wrong 'cause I'm not falling for whatever prank you're playing, Curtis!" "Uh… my name's Kurt…"

"Yeah, whatever" Taryn sniffed. The bell ring, indicating lunch time. "Oh great" Taryn sniffed again, "Now I'm going to miss lunch and cheerleader practice because I'm stuck in a toilet stall with a fuzzy blue freak" Kurt sniffed back at her mockingly, "Yeah well, I could transport us out of here if you would stop complaining" Taryn's eyes grew. "You can what?"

Kurt rolled his eyes, "How do you think we got stuck here?" Suddenly the bathroom door opened and 5 boys came rushing in. "HAHA! That's hilarious, man! Tell me another one!" Boy 1 said. Boy 2 grinned at him and cleared his throat, "Oh Felix, you are so smart! Can you, like, make me smart too?" He said, twirling his hair.

Taryn squeaked and covered her mouth. The guys heard it and turned towards the stall the squeak came from. "What was that?" Boy 3 asked. "Sounds like a girl" Boy 2 said. "Or a mouse…" Boy 4 said. "Or both! OH MY GOD! It's Taryn!" Boy 1 shouted and all 4 boys laughed.

Taryn silently swore at the 4 boys when one of them kicked the door. "Hey! Who's in there? Is it a girl? Or a rat?" Boy 4 shouted. Boy 3 laughed, "You retard! How the hell is a mouse going to answer that?" Boy 4 looked sheepish and ignored boy 3's comment. "I'm going to knock the door down!" He said and kicked it as hard as he could. The hinges started to creak but nothing happened.

"Haha! You wimp!" Boy 1 said and shoved Boy 4 out of the way. "Now, watch and learn" He said and kicked the door even harder. The top hinge of the door was halfway off. "Crap" Kurt thought, "If they see me in this blue form…" He tried reaching for his watch which was extremely hard as he was cooped up against Taryn.

"What the hell are you trying at a time like this, Curtis?" She whispered threateningly. "I'm- just- adjusting- my wat- " Suddenly another kick hit the toilet stall and the door came crashing down. "What the- Kurt?" Boy 1 shouted.

Kurt was kneeling on the floor, Taryn pinned underneath him, her head resting on the toilet seat and Kurt's face hovering inches above. "Ha! So the squeak was from you two lovebirds, eh?" Paul laughed. Kurt laughed nervously, "Hehe… uh yeah… privacy please?" Paul's friend, Mirek stuck his head out and laughed, "So, who's the lucky chick, eh, Kurt?"

"Uh…" Kurt said nervously. He looked at Taryn who glared back at him with a slight hint of red on her cheeks. "Just leave us alone" He said and rammed his lips onto Taryn's. "EWWWWW" The guys chorused and slowly backed away from the door. "Get a room, you guys" Paul joked, shielding his eyes and the guys left.

Kurt lifted his face and giggled nervously at Taryn. She raised her hands and Kurt shielded his face from the slap… but the slap never came. She put her hands on Kurt's face and pulled him back down to kiss him. "Uh… Taryn… they're… gone" he managed to choke out. "Yeah," she said, "I know"

Meanwhile, in the cafeteria a food fight had started. The teachers had panicked about the sudden disappearance of Taryn during science class and were holding a staff meeting, leaving the cafeteria supervision-less.

Lance was in the corner with Jean, trying to teach her some 'cool telepathy lines' while everyone else was either on or under a table and holding a tray in one hand and their lunch in another.

A scream filled the room and everyone turned to face the center of the cafeteria where Rei, Cali and Jay were standing on a table back to back to back, armed with pastries, pasta and… dun, dun, dun… SALAD!!! The messiest weapon of all!

"Oh, it's on now!" Someone screamed… AND THE BATTLE BEGUN!!!

About 30 rice balls went flying towards the X-Angels. The three immediately crouched down and raised their trays over their head. The rice balls all splat together and fell on the trays. The X-Angels slowly stood up, scooped off the rice from the trays and grinned evilly at the poor idiots who dared attack the girls.

Half an hour later and the war was still raging. Many were trying to carry on with the last handfuls of salad or pizza they had while others had given up altogether and were lying on the ground, covered in pasta sauce, jelly and… egg. The X-Angels were still bravely standing their ground on the table… covered in every type of food known to the cafeteria.

After their miraculous rice ball incident, while they were grinning away evilly, the poor idiots who dared attack the girls took an opportunity and threw a tomato which landed right on Jay's shiny black hair making Jay go into psycho mode. Let's just say it wasn't pretty.

Author's Note: At this rate, what I said in the beginning is COMPLETELY useless. My promises are never serious anyway. Hehe, sorry once again. This story is starting to become a drag. I think I wanna start a new one soon. HOW'S THAT, IVY?!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

NEXT TIME ON CHAPTER EIGHT: Don't ask me… this is most probably one of the last chapters