Disclaimer: I don't own Power Rangers.

Trip and Lucas sat around Time Force headquarters, playing Mortal Kombat 931. Lucas was winning hands down, until Trip blurted something out.

"Hey where are Katie and Jen?" he asked.

Lucas' only response was a shrug. He thought it was a tactic to distract him. But after the battle, he noticed Trip was right. The girls were gone."Maybe they had a mission."

"No. I don't remember them mentioning a mission." Circuit said. Where he came from and why he was interfering in thier conversation was unknown.

"Hm. Maybe they're miss..." Trip was cut off by Lucas covering his mouth

"You idiot! You never say a Power Rangers is missing. It's taboo."

"Why?"

"Because if you say it, then they will go missing."

"Oh. Maybe they went to visit Eric and Wes."

"Nope. They're time glasses are right here." Circuit chimed in again. Lucas secretly said to himself if the owl said something else, he would punt him like a football.

"Oh no. They must really be missing!" Trip said.

"Dammit Trip! What did I just tell you?"

"Are you talking about that taboo thingy? Everyone knows thats not true." Circuit said. Lucas growled angerly and left the room.

"I'll send a message to Wes. Maybe he knows." Trip said as he typed on a big computer.

Just then, Lucas entered wearing a blue football uniform. He also had a football player with him. The football player grabbed Circuit and snapped him towards Lucas, who caught him in mid-air and (true to his word) punted him into the distance like a football.

"What was that?" Trip asked, refering to the screams of his owl friend.

"The wind." Lucas said with a straight face.

Trip shrugged and continued hitting buttons until Wes appeared on the screen. He was shirtless and covered in what appeared to cooking oil.

"What's up Trip?" Wes was very out of breath.

"Have you seen Katie or Jen? We can't find them and think that they've gone miss..."

Just then Eric runs into the room. He too is covered in oil and shirtless."Shut up! Don't you know that's taboo?"

"Where was I was when you guys got that memo about saying missing?" Trip asked.

"More than likely drilling a hole in Kaite's shower." Lucas said. He then turned his attention to Eric. He didn't say anything, but gave him and Wes a weird look. Sensing this, Wes spoke up.

"If you must know, me and Eric were oil wrestling."

"Oil wrestling?" Lucas asked.

"Yeah. Straight men do it all the time. Don't you guys?" Eric siad

"...No" Trip said.

"It's pretty big here. They even have a league and a champion and everything." Wes added.

"Really? Whose the champion?" Lucas asked.

"Michael Jackson." Wes answered. An unexpected silence followed.

"Well since you think the girls are that word we can't say, I'll go call the Lightspeed Rescue rangers and see if they know anything." Wes said.

"Yeah I'll give the Wild Force rangers a ring to see if they know anything too." Eric added.

"Okay. Later dudes." Trip said as he turned off the communication screen.

Location: Aquabase

Carter was in the workout area doing some pull ups. Chad was there counting and thinking.

'Wow, he is cut like piece of marbel. I wish I was cut like that' Chad thought as he watched his shirtless teammate.'I'm almost as built as him. Wait a sec! Ryan and Joel aren't as built as me. So if I kill Carter, I'll be the most muscular ranger! And with him dead, they'll maybe make me the leader. No they might go to Ryan for that. I'm probally like the third string leader. So I guess I'll have to kill Ryan too..." he was interrupted by Carter's cell phone ringing.

"Grayson"

"Hey Carter. It's me, Wes."

"Oh. Hello Wesley. Is there any certain reason for your call?"

"Yeah there is. We think Katie and Jen are that M word that Power Rangers are suppose to say."

"I see. Come to think of it, Dana isn't standing in a pool of her own drool while watching me work out like normal."

Joel then burst into the room looking frantic and asked "Have you seen Kelsay?" Chad and Carter shook thier heads. "Dammit! She stole my good hat! I finally let her hold my hat and she goes miss..." Carter, Chad, and Wes(over the phone) do a collective 'Shut Up'

"Oh yeah. I almost forgot." Joel said.

"Hey Joel, why do you were that hat anyway?" Carter asked.

"It's my trademark."

"Well then you need to get rid of that trademark. I mean, when has being a black cowboy been cool?" Chad said.

"It will be one day! Mark my words, soon every black person in the world will have a cowboy hat!" Joel proclaimed

"Keep telling yourself that." Chad snickered.

"Anyway, it sounds like you two have the same problem we have. When we figure put what to do, I'll call back." Wes said hanging up.

"Hey let's go to the medical bay and see Ryan." Chad said.

"What's wrong with him." Carter asked.

"He has the clap. Or the Flu. Or a cold. Or a headache, I can't remember. All I know is he is sick." Chad said as he left the room.

Location: A park.

"I can't believe the princess invited us here for a reunion, and she doesn't even show up!" Max said.

"Well maybe there's a good reason for it." Danny said.

Just then, Cole's cell phone rang.

"Whoa, I have a cell phone?" Cole said.

"I guess so." Danny said.

Cole shrugged and answered his phone."Do you wanna talk to Cole?"

"Uh, yeah."

"Good cause I'm him" Cole said proudly.

"I know who you are Cole. It's me Eric."

"Oh hey Eric. Why the sudden call?"

"We don't know where Katie and Jen are. And according to Carter and Wes, Dana and Kelsay are gone too. We were wondring if Alyssa and Taylor were there."

"Well Princess Shayla is miss...not here. But Alyssa and Taylor are right here."

Danny then tapped Cole on the shoulder "Hold on a sec Eric. What is it Danny?"

"Alyssa and Taylor aren't here"

"Of course they are. Alyssa's napping right there and Taylor is over there making out with Max."

"No they aren't. That's a white cat and some hooker Max paid. The girls are gone."

"Oh. Well Eric it appears we have the same problem. We are we to do? What are we to do?" Cole said as he began to cry.

"Dammit Cole be a man! Now I'll call back in a while to tell you are plan."

Location: Time Force Headquarters.

"So a lot of female rangers are not were they should be." Trip said.

"Yeah. I heard all the female rangers ever are gone."

"Guys! I found out where Katie and Jen are. They're in Wes and Eric's time in this big fortress in space." Circuit said as he flew into the room, making sure to stand clear of Lucas.

"That's probally where all the other female rangers are." Lucas added

"Wow. Well there's only one thing left to do; Send a a multi-person email to all remaining rangers. We must find and rescue our women!" Trip then began typing in several email adresses. After that was done, he sent the emails.

"Dear fellow rangers, In case you don't know me, I'm Trip! I have green hair, my best friend is an owl named Circuit and I'm a Virgo and I enjoy long walks on the beach. I would keep on, but my pal Lucas is telling me to hurry up. Anyway I'm sure you've noticed that your female rangers are gone. We have found them and are preparing to go save them. If your reading this Andross, we know about that huge illegal spaceship you have buried under the beach in Angel Grove. By right we should arresst you and take the ship, but if you let us use it for this mission, we'll let it slide. Oh and Chad, Lucas said to give him back his damn Time Force uniform because without it he had to borrow one and it is really starting to chafe around the crotch area. We will meet at the top of the tallest building in Angel Grove in the year 2006 at midnight on the Ides of March. Now we understand that some of you don't have powers anymore(suckers) so just bring your morphers and we'll recharge them. So you then! Sincerly, Trip"

Trip read over his email and sent it to everyone.

Loacation: Briarwood

Nick, Chip, and Xander are at work and all three are huddled around Chip's computer, reading the email.

"So that's where Maddy and Vida are." Xander said.

"Yeah. I thought they just had the day off." Nick said.

Toby then sticks his head out of his office"There are no days off when you work for me! You work every day until you die!" he then laughed evilly.

"Can we get the month off to go handle something?" Nick asked.

"What are you going to handle?"

"Something."

"Okay. Just bring me a T shirt back."

"Cool. C'mon guys, let's go!" Nick said as he and the others left.

Location: SPD Headquarters

"So that's where they went! Bridge, open a time portal." Sky said as he read the email.

"Where do you think your going?" Doggie asked.

"Were going to go get Syd, Z, and Kat.. They're in trouble." Bridge said.

"I don't care! They can easily be replaced!" Doggie yelled.

"What about that 20 bucks Z owes you?" Jack asked.

"What the hell are you doing just sitting around? Go get my damn money! And bring Delgado, Drew, and Kat back if you can." Doggie said as he left.

"Wait a minute? Jack, what are you doing here? And why am I wearing my old blue uniform? And why is Bridge in green? And why do you have MY morpher?" Sky demanded

Jack shrugged. "The author felt it would be a better story this way."

"Oh, okay. Bridge, is it ready?"

"Yep. Let's go!" Bridge said as they walked into the portal.

Location: Cyberspace in Reefside

"Hey Trent, Ethan, did you guys get this email from a guy named Trip?" Conner asked as he walked into the cafe.

"Yeah. I told Dr. O and he said we should get our morphers and meet at his house to go to Angel Grove. Did you get the email Trent?"

"Didn't..have...time... to..check. Busy...running...cafe...without...Hayley." Trent said as he raced all over the place to serve different people

"Can I have my milkshake?" a big guy asked

"Coming up sir!" Trent yelled.

"Well anyway Trent, it said that Kira and Hayley are missi..." Conner was stopped

"Don't finish your statement. Remember what Dr. O said about that word?" Ethan asked.

"Oh yeah. Well anyway we gotta go save them."

"But we can't morph." Trent said.

"This Trip guy says he can return our powers."

"Can I have my milkshake?"

Trent had had enough so he gave the guy his milkshake...by hitting him with it...while it was still in the blender.He then yelled"Everybody out! The cafe'will re open sometime soon." everyone filed out and the Dino rangers went to meet Tommy.

Location: Wind Ninja Academy

Cam had just finished reading the email aloud to Shane, Dustin, Blake, and Hunter.

"So is this email legit?" Blake asked.

"Yeah. Trip's a good dude. He wouldn't lie."

"How do you know him?" Shane asked.

"We met at a A.O.G.R. convention a while back."

"What the hell is that?" Blake asked

"Alliance of Green Rangers."

"You guys have your own group?"

"Yeah. The yellow rangers have own too. But I don't go cause I'd be like the only dude." Dustin said.

"So do the reds. Me and Hunter have been to a few."

"Why don't the blue rangers have one?" Blake asked.

"I think I heard Tori mention that there was one but she didn't want to be the only girl there." Cam said.

"Then why didn't I get an invite?"

"Maybe because no one likes you." Dustin said.

Blake held his head in shame."Hey cheer up bro. Maybe once we get Tori back, you get her to go out with you." Hunter said.

"Yeah I guess."

Location: Terra Venture

"So that's basiclly where Karone, Kendrix, and Maya went." Leo said after giving Mike a rundown on what the email said.

"I see. Well you three can have fun." Mike said.

"Aren't you coming with us?" Kai asked.

"No."

"Why not?" Damon asked.

"Cause I don't wanna."

"Okay then let's go." Leo said as he quickly forced Damon and Kai out the room.

"But shouldn't we try to get Mike to come?" Damon asked.

"No. Now let's hurry before he changes his mind." as Leo said this, Mike then yelled down the hall for the others to wait.

"Run!" Leo said as all three ran for dear life from Mike.

Location: the park where the Wild Force rangers are.

"Danny enters the park with a large ice cream cone. He sees Cole and Max staring at the screen of a red laptop.

"Cole, when did you get a computer?" Danny asked.

"I dunno."

"...Okay, what does the email say?" Danny said.

"That they found the girls and that we need to meet the other power rangers to get them back." Max said.

"Oh. Well shouldn't we tell him." Danny asked as he pointed to Merrick, who was playing the song "Lonely" on his flute.

"No, I think we should leave him." Cole said.

"Yeah he seems really depressed and I don't feel like hearing some guy play sad songs on a flute for a month." Max said

"Whatever. Let's just go get this over with." Danny said.

Location: Ernie's Juice Bar

"We gotta save the girls! I can't live without my Aisha!" Rocky shouted. He, Adam, Billy, Zack and Jason were all sitting around the bar.

"Hey why the hell are we all here? Ernie doesn't even own this bar anymore. And isn't Billy suppose to be on some other planet?" Jason asked.

Billy responded by giving some really technical explanination. Confused, Rocky, Jason, and Zack began splitting the words and looking them up in pocket sized dictionarys. Adam sighed heavily.

"He said we're here because the author felt it was easier to write this way." Adam explained.

"Well then I say we leave for this meeting with these guys."

With that, the last of the rangers went to meet the others to save thier comrades.

A/N: If your reading this, I need a big favor. I need to know what the Lost Galaxy, Lightspeed Rescue, Ninja Storm, and Wild Force rangers said when they morph. I need the general saying, not what each ranger said, but that would help if I could get both. Well, please R & R!