Disclaimer: I don't own Power Rangers

A/N: Incase I forgot to mention this(which I'm pretty sure I did), Kelsey is wearing Joel's original hat. Anyhow, on with the story

Andross and Tommy stood in morphed form. Of all the rangers that fought Prince, only they were left. Prince had easily and brutally destroyed the others. Now only a weakened Astro Ranger and an injured Dino Thunder Ranger stood between Prince and victory.

"Prepare yourself rangers." Prince said as he lifted his swords. "For death awaits you!"

Tommy and Andross held thier weapons tightly and prepared for the attack.

That would sound good for a final battle with Prince if this story made sense. But sadly it doesn't, so this is the final battle with Prince!

The B.A.S.S. landed on the planet of Large Generic City.

"Wow, this place looks so..." Dustin began

"Generic?" Blake offered.

"Yeah. Generic."

They then noticed a huge dove shaped fortress.

"Psst, Danny." Cole whispered.

"What?"

"Is that Prince's ship?"

"Yeah. But Cole, why are you whispering?"

"Cause I don't want the others to know I figured it out before them."

"But his name is written on the ship."

"And to say you were trying to whisper, you were talking pretty loud." Nick added.

"What are we waiting for? Let's get back my Aisha!" Rocky said as he charged in the general direction of the fortress. Then, from seemingly nowhere, a large blue Robo-Cop reject appeared.

"Oh no.." Justin, Carlos, TJ, Tommy, and Adam groaned in unison.

"Who is that?" Trent asked Tommy.

"That's..."

"THE BLUE SENTURION!" the robot yelled.

"He's a space cop." Adam said

"An annoying space cop at that." Carlos added.

Blue's arm then turned into a cannon and aimed at Leo, who was about to discard the wrapper to his candy bar.

"That piece of trash does not belong on the ground Citizen..." Blue stalled.

"Corbett." Justin said

"Citezen Corbett. That wrapper will become liter if you put it on the ground. According to law, liter is illegal. If you do something illegal, I will have to destroy you." Blue explained.

Leo was not afraid and dropped the wrapper on the ground. Blue then unleashed a powerful blast of energy on Leo that was worthy of Dragonball Z. When the smoke cleared, Leo was completly unharmed except for the fact that his shirt was tattered.

"Not another one..." Leo whined

"Fear the power of my shirt tearing ray! Justice prevails yet again!" Blue yelled

"Screw it." Leo said as he ripped his shirt off (in slow motion I might add). "I'm just going shirtless for the rest of the trip." at the sound of this, several dozen fan-girls(and some fan-boys) rushed Leo and jumped on him. The sounds of Leo screaming for help was barely audible over the wails of Leo's fans. No one really paid attention.

"So what brings you here anyway?" TJ asked.

"I am here to assist in finding your fellow citizens!"

"I guess we could use the...what the hell?" Andross yelled. He said this because the Purple Fortress was leaving.

"I have decided to leave this planet since you are taking too long to get here." Prince's voice boomed.

"Dammit you stupid machine! This is your fault!" Jack yelled.

"I am not at fault! The Blue Senturion cannot make mistakes or be wrong! I am programmed too..." before he could continue, Billy, Adam, Justin, Damon, Trip, Cam, and Bridge all jumped on him. They then started using random tools on him. The whole scene looked like somthing from a Roadrunner cartoon. When the smoke cleared, the rangers were all tired and sweaty and a pile of old parts lie where the Blue Senturion once was.

Carlos then used his Lunar Lance to sho the fans away from Leo. Leo was now covered in multi-colored lipstick, scarth marks, bite marks, and his pants were as torn as his shirt once was.

"Let's get to the ship!" Andross said

"Wait!" Leo yelled. Everyone stopped. "I don't have anything red on!" everyone let out a gasp.

"What about your Man Force jacket?" Mike asked.

"Those damn groupies took it!"

"Here!" Danny said as he put Wes' beret on Leo. Wes simply shrugged, pulled another from his back pocket and put it on his head.

Leo adjusted the beret. "Much better! Now let's g-o!" the rangers then ran on B.A.S.S. and started chasing Prince.

"Tell me this thing had some guns!" Sky asked Andross.

"You bet your ass it does! We call them..." Zhane was caut off

"Big Ass Guns!" everyone else said in unison.

"You got that right! Now let's shoot them out the air!" Zhane said as he fired the B.A.G. at the purple fortress.

Then Kira's voice bellowed from the ship. "Would you idiots stop shooting the fortress!" she had somehow obtained Prince's mic.

"But Kira, he's trying to take you!" Ethan yelled.

"No he isn't! He's trying to land on that planet!" Jen yelled. From the sound she must haver been nearby.

"Oh." all the men said as they hung thier heads.

Prince's song "Kiss" was heard and then the sound of several bodies hitting the ground.

"We will be landing on the planet Large Generic City II in a moment. We expect you to follow." Prince said as he regained control of his mic.

"I wonder how he does that." Cam said

"I asked him." Danny said.

"Well did he give you an answer?"

"He said it was all a part of his aura. Then he sung a song and I fell asleep. I had the strangest dream..."

"No one cares!" Zhane snapped. "Besides, we're almost thier."

"Hey Zhane, can I fly the ship on the way back?" Joel asked

"Sure cowboy."

"You know what, that reminds me of when Taylor was in the Air Force." Eric said

"How come she's not in it anymore?" Jack asked.

"Well it started like this..."

Location: Somewhere in the sky (flashback)

Taylor is happily flying threw the sky in her jet, with her loyal eagle zord flying under her. Then, from seemingly nowehre, a red bird zord soared pass her while blaring Red Hot Chili Peppers.

"Nobody flys by Taylor Earnhardt like that!' she yelled in anger. She then jumped out of her jet and into her zord. She then angerly chased the zord.

Shane fly threw the sky in his zord. He loudly sang the words to "Get on Top", his favortie song. He was flying back from a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert that Hunter, Dustin, and himself had all decided to go to. However, he used his zord to fly back home instead of drving like the others. Just then, a yellow eagle zord flew up beside him.

"You think your hot shit buddy? How bout a race then!" Taylor screamed.

Shane was confused as to why this angry(and probally crazy) woman was yelling at him. But he simply shrugged and reved up the zord's engine(which made the eagle zord yell) to show he accepted the race. The two rangers raced threw the air until...

Location: The White House.

"Mr. President! We have two unknown aircrafts flying in the air space in California. What should we do?"

"It's those damn Canada people again! Blow em up!" Dubya yelled in his office.

"But Mr. Bush, Canada is our ally."

Dubya sat for a moment "Blow em up anyway."

Location: The sky

Shane and Taylor's race was halted when a barrage of missles fired at them. Every missle hit Taylor(kinda ironic isn't it?) as Shane continued flying home.

Location: B.A.S.S.

"After she let her jet crash, they kicked out the Air Force." Eric said

"And Princess Shayla took her morphed for a while since she her zord so messed up." Cole added

"So that's who that crazy chick was!" Shane said.

"We're here!" Zhane said as the ship landed.

The rangers piled out of the ship and saw all the females standing outside.

"MY AISHA!" Rocky yelled as he ran towars them. He was so happy that he ran right into her fist.

"Aisha, why did you hit me?"

"Shut up!" she then kicked him in the ribs.

All of the other rangers got similar response for the other girls.

"What the hell is worng with them? They were normal earlier." Danny said.

"I am controlling them." Prince said as he appeared. "Defeat them."

All the female rangers morphed(Karone and Aisha using the Turbo morphers. Don't ask me why, but they needed morphers too.) and attacked. The non-rangers didn't morph, but still started beating the male rangers with the others. After about thirty minutes, the Man Force came together to make a strategy.

"We need a plan." Andross said.

"I say we kill em!" Chad said with a sick grin.

"Uncle Sam taught him to shoot. Maybe a little too well. Finger on the trigger, loaded bullet" Ryan sang.

"See? Ryan hear says we should shoot them." Chad said.

"I think we should try something a little less violent." Trent suggested. "Hey where's Conner?"

Everyone turned to see Conner running from Tanya. He then noticed Clare and stopped running.

"Hey there baby. You wanna have a little fun with the Conman?" Conner said with a cheesy smile.

Clare responded by beating him about the head and neck with a broom.

"So you like it rough baby? I like that!" Conner then grabbed her and gave her a kiss. Seconds later, she was freed from Prince's spell.

"That's it! We have to kiss them to free them!" Tommy concluded.

"Start kissing!" Andross screamed as the rangers followed his lead.

The only problem was that they kissed the woman who was near them and didn't kiss the people you'd expect them to kiss. Instead, this is who kissed who.

Kim and Tommy, Trini and Mike, Aisha and Chip, Katherine and Lucas Tanya and Justin, Cassie and Max, Ashley and Zhane, Karone and Merrick, Kendrix and Chad, Maya and Cole, Kelsey and Xander, Dana and Dustin, Katie and Jack, Carter and Jen, Shayla and Blake, Wes and Taylor, Alyssa and Leo, Tori and Sky, Kira and Nick, Z and Kai, Syd and TJ, Kat and Trip, Udonna and Ryan, Vida and Bridge, Madison and Ethan, Hayley and Zack, Rocky and Kapri, Marah and Jason, Angela and Damon.(A/N: Please let me know if I forgot any of the females.)

All of the men got swift kicks to the groin except Cole and Tommy. Zhane was then chased by Andross.

"Hey Dr. O, how come you didn't kicked in the balls?" Ethan asked while in the fetile position.

"Because they use to date." Rocky said in pain.

"Really?"

"Yeah, he use to date her and that blonde over thier." Justin said as he pointed to Katherine.

"Why would date two pink rangers? " Conner asked in amazement.

"Cause I'm a P.I.M.P.!" Tommy said everyone stared at his failed attempt to sound cool. He just hung his head and shame.

Meanwhile, Cole and Maya were still going at it. By this point some clothes had come off and both of them were scratching and biting each other. The entire scene was hard to watch. Sorry, I meant to say it was hard not to watch. The male rangers had to admit that two wild people like Maya and Cole making out was kinda hot.

"Cole! Get off of her!" Alyssa yelled. Cole did not here her. "Fine! I'll show you!" she then jumped on Leo and started "kissing" him. To be honest, it was more of a mouth rape than a kiss. She then started ripping the clothes off him and herself.

"Damn, that girl put the wild in Wild Force!" Joel said as he took his hat from Kelsey.

Disgusted, Madison used her wand to make the four teleport back on the ship.

"So you have reunited with your teammates. I will now show you my power" Prince said as he pulled out a cell phone like morpher.

"He'd better not say what I think he's gonna say." Vida said.

"Magical Source, Mystic Force! Prince Mode!" with that, Prince became the purple Myctic ranger. He still had on his overcoat and pirate hat on over his suit. He also had his symbol scattered on his uit.

"Why didn't you tell us thier was another ranger?" Nick asked Udonna

"I thought it should be a surprise. Surprise!" Udonna said as Nick simply shook his head.

"Now see my power!" Prince said as he transformed into his Mystic Titan(which was just a larger version of him)

"What was that voice?" Adam asked

"He's the guy who says the spell sequence when we call our Titans. We call him Spell Man." Xander said

"C'mon guys! Let's morph so we can summon those Justice League zords!" Chip eagerly said.

"We have Justice League zords?" Jen asked. The men nodded.

"It's kinda sad when an author can't think of proper zords" Kendrix added. She was then struck by lightning. "Where the hell did that come from?"

"Don't you know anything Kendrix? You never ever under any circumstancemake the author angry." Kai wisely said.

"Silence! Battle me now!" Prince yelled.

The rangers all morphed and hopped in the zords.

Location: Black Batman zord

Zack took the seat in the middle of the zord, showing he was in control.

"What do you think your doing Zack?" Tommy asked

"Taking the helm."

"I don't think so buddy. I'm in charge here."

"But I was the first Black Ranger!"

"So what? I'm the legend." thr two then began yelling and screaming at each other. Similar events were happeing in the red and blue zords(though Billy, Tori, Blake and Madison took a back seat). Trini, Jen, Trent, and Adam were chosen to take control of thier zords.

Prince let out and angry growl and vansihed. He then appeared moments later in the Superman zord.

"Enough! Nick, you will lead!" Prince said. Truth be told, Nick was the only one who didn't care if her got to lead or not. Prince then went to the Batman zord and put Danny in charge. Billy was also given control.

"Now! Let us begin!" Prince said as he returned to Titan form and got ready to fight.

"Let's form the Mega-Zord!" Dustin yelled in excitement.

"Okay, so everyone, say it together!" Nick yelled as everyone inhaled.

"We need Mighty Morphin Zeo Turbo Astro Galatic Lightspeed Rescue Time WIld Ninja Storm Dino Thunder SPace Patrol Delta Mystic Man Force Justice League Hero Mega-Zord power now!" every ranger yelled in unison. Several members fainted moments later.

The sound of ALL the Power Ranger theme songs playing together is heard as the zords come together to make one really ugly zord. Inside, the zord was reallty cramped.

"You know, Zordon Zero could have made this a lot bigger." Adam said.

"Zordon's alive!" all the female rangers who knew hims asked.

"No...but Alpha5 hit puberty!" Rocky said.

"That's...odd." Aisha said.

"Sorry we're late guys." Cole said as he and Maya entered the zord. Leo and Alyssa were right behind them

Prince then kicked the zord, causing it to fall over. This also made the rangers fall on top of each other. Ironically enough, they landed on top of the person who they were earlier kissing.

"You smell like lemons." Jack said to Katie

"You smell like cherrys." Katie responded. A long pause followed. "Wanna do it?" Katie asked. Jack shrugged as the two went into another rooom of the zord.

"That poor man." Jen said.

"Why do you say that?" Wes asked.

"You ever try to sleep with Katie?" Lucas asked. Wes shook his head. "Then your lucky. I still haven't recovered from when I tryed to"

"Let's just ignore that and fight this purple freak!" Andross said as the zord punched Prince.

"AH! Oh my God! Help me! Z, Sky, Syd, Bridge, Sam, somebody help!" Jack's voice rang threw the zord.

"Your a loud one; I like that!" Katie's voice followed.

"She's so damn strong!" Jack yelled

"Shut up! We're trying to fight up here!" Taylor yelled.

"My pelvis! My ribs! My spine!" Jack screamed

"Should we like, try to help him?" Sam asked.

"Jack's a big boy. He can fend for himself." Sky said. As he said this, Jack phased threw the wall screaming and wearing nothing but a pair of torn boxers with red hearts. But before he could phase through completely, a hand(Katie's) grabbed him and pulled him back into the room.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Jack wailed as he was taken away.

Prince then pulled out a sword that was shaped like his symbol and slashed away at the zord.

"Doesn't this thing have any weapons?" Mike asked.

"Not really." Billy said as he check several panels.

"We need a plan. Geeks! Unite!" when Cam said this, Angela, Hayley,(A/N: The non-rangers girls are in the zord too), Adam, Kat, Bridge, Cam, Billy, Justin, Kendrix, Trip, and Ethan all got into a big huddle. After ten minutes of technical mumbo-jumbo, Kat turned to Madison.

"We need you to teleport us on the B.A.S.S." Madison did as they asked. Moments later, the B.A.S.S. lifted in the air and transformed into a warrior like zord.

"Gentlemen, behold! We have added a Mega-Zord feature to the B.A.S.S., or as we call it now, B.A.S.S.; Warrior mode!" Adam said through a speaker.

"Can I suggest a name change?" Zhane yelled.

"What did you have in mind?" Adam yelled back.

"How about B.A.M.?"

"Sound's good."

"What does B.A.M. stand for?" Angela asked.

"Big Ass Mega-Zord!" Everyone yelled in unison.

"Oh."

Katie then entered the cockpit of the zord while carrying Jack in her arms. She had a big smile on her face but Jack looked to be in shock. She then placed him in his chair near the window of the zord.

"You okay Jack?" Syd said as Jack simply stared out the window.

"C'mon man, talk to us." Sky said as Jack started sombing lightly.

"We're here for you bro." when Z said this, Jack broke into tears and hugged her tight.

"Quit being a sissy John!" Jason yelled.

"Um, his name is Jack." Chip said.

"I didn't ask you Chad."

"What are you talking about? I didn't even speak." Chad said

"Corey please don't interrupt me." Chad and Chip were both about to say something when Katherine just motioned for them to elt it die.

"Let's show this purple fairy how it's done!" Andross yelled.

The Mega-Zord and the B.A.M. unleashed powerful attacks on Prince until he turned back to normal form. All of the rangers then hopped out thier zords to see that Prince was demorphed

"Prince, you are charged with kidnapping, attempted murder, torture, and stealing." Sky said as he pulled out his morpher. "The Judgement Scanner find you...innocent? What the hell?" Bridge, Z, and Syd's morphers all came up with the same thing(Jack's would have too if he wasn't still crying)

"Kat, what's wrong with these things?" Z asked.

"Nothing." Kat said as she examined hers which also had an innocent reading.

"Well if you think about it, Prince is innocent." Kira said.

"How do you figure?"

"Well he didn't really kidnap us. We kinda went willingly." Kira said in a shamed way.

"What?" none of the female rangers wanted to admit to it, so finally Karone did.

He had a big poster on the streets that said, 'If you were a female Power Ranger or you are a female you knows the Power Rangers personally, touch this poster.' When we touched it, we got transported to his fortress." all the females hung thier heads in shame.

"Wow. Even I'm not that dumb." Rocky, Cole, and Dustin said in unison.

"Anyway, he didn't try to kill you because all his minions didn't really fight you." Kira continued.

"Well he had to steal those morphers his minions were using." Bridge said.

"Nope. Mraz got his morpher from Shayla, Sean Paul had his powers already, and I got mine from Udonna. I made the others with my amazing powers" Prince said.

"You gave Prince his morpher?" Vida asked Udonna

"So I thought he was pure of heart, sue me." Udonna said

"And you gave that pink freak a morpher?" Danny asked Shayla.

"A man had to be the pink ranger. Would you've given up your morpher for his?" Danny shook his head. "All right then."

"Okay, he had to torture you guys, right?" Sky asked.

"Are you kidding? It was like friggin heaven on that fortress!" Kelsey said. "In fact, I was kinda wondering if I could stay."

"I don't think so.Your staying with me" Ryan said as he flung Kelsey over his shoulder.

"Ryan! Your cured!" Joel yelled.

"I've been cured for a while now."

"Then why were you not talking normal?"

"Didn't feel like it."

Sky then appraoched Prince. "Well Prince, I guess you can go."

"Tell me,was your journey uncomfortable?"

"Hell yeah."

"Then I have done my job." Prince said as he headed towards the Purple Fortress.

"Prince! Where are you going next?"Syd asked

"I have a score to settle with those Beetleborgs. But fear not rangers, we will meet again." with that Prince boarded his fortress, and left for space.

"Don't go Prince! I love you!" Kelsey yelled while still over Ryan's shoulder.

"Got it!" Nick said as he returned with a t-shirt.

"What is that for?" Madison asked.

"Toby wanted one." the shirt read 'My employees who are really Power Rangers went to Large Generic City II to save some other Power Rangers and I all got was a T-shirt.'

"Don't you think that's a little...specific?" Xander asked.

"It's Toby we're talking about here." Nick said. The other Mystic rangers simply nodded.

"Well guys, I guess we can all go-AH!" Shane screamed as he and the other male rangers were sucked into a giant fortress shaped like a P.

"Yeah, yeah it's your boy P. Diddy!" a voice from inside the fortress said. "I took your men to make them into my new band take that. If oyu want them back, come and get them. Bad Boy baby!" the fortress then took off.

"Not again." Trini said as she shook his head.

"Look on the brightside," Jen began. "At least Kelsey got sucked in with Ryan"

"Well, let's go get em." Taylor said as she and the others boarded B.A.S.S.

So as the girls set off after P. Diddy, yet another insane journey begans!

The End...or is it?

A/N: Well that's the end folks! I wanna thank every single person who read and reviewed this story to make it my most sucessful to date. I really had fun writing this and I hope you had fun reading. And stay tuned...you never know when another random idea will come to me!