Disclaimer thingy: I don't own shaman king and the jokes….

These are only the jokes I heard from my class mates and stuff! I just "converted" them……

Stupid Jokes:

Hung Him up

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub , the director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into the office "Mr. Asakura Hao, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home." He said.

"I'm sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."

"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Hao replied. "I hung him up to dry…"

The Worst Day

There's this guy named Yoh sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, this trouble- making guy named Hao sits next to him, takes the drink from Yoh, and just drinks it all down. Poor Yoh starts crying. Hao says: " Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see YOU crying."
"No, it's not that. Today is the worst day of my life. First. I overslept and was late to class…so I was given a whole year of detention…when I was going home some neighborhood punk beat me up and stole all my allowance money…and that's my allowance for a whole year…coz our stupid father is too cheap…I got home and found Anna really angry for coming home late… I tried to explain but she won't listen and she let me sleep outside as punishment for coming home late…so I left home and came to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison……--

Big people words

The former kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. "you need to use 'big people' words" she'd always remind them. She asked Ren what he dad done over the weekend. "I went to visit my nana" he replied shyly. "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!".

She then asked Hao what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo" he said. "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN, use big people words!" She then asked Yoh what he had done " I read a book" he replied. " That's wonderful" the teacher said. "What book did you read?" Yoh thought about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride and said "Winnie The Shit"