A/N: helloooooo I'm BACK!
No shit…
Robin got on his gay little tricycle, to go pick up some tampons…yeah.
Nah he actually sped off into the sunset towards titans' east.
Starfire and Speedy were sleeping in bed. Speedy was sprawled out ontop of Starfire, one of her hands was on his butt and his knee was up between her legs.
Robin smashed through the door, thus jolting the two horny teens out of the bed.
"WHAT THE FACK!?" Speedy yelled as he tried to untangle himself from his bed sheets.
Robin pointed to him "Give me back my girlfriend man whore."
"NAAH!!!!" Speedy yelled, cuz that's how he rolls.
Starfire just sat in bed like 'what the fuck are you guys smoking?'
Speedy and Robin started having a bitch fight, robin ripped Speedy's top, yeah a top magically appeared on him "Bitch you did not!!!!" Speedy yelled and ripped Robin boy scout patch of his scarf.
"FUCK YOU" Robin gave Speedy an atomic wedge of a life time "CAMEL TOE!!!!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, merciful lord!!!!!!! In heaven!!!!!!!!" Speedy cried as he clutched his manly jewels.
"That's right whore, I'm your pimp daddy and you're my bitch now" Robin said calmly as he reattached his cooking patch. "And as for you" Robin turned to Starfire, jumped her and started dry humping her, cuz he's dodgy and that's how he rolls.
"AHHHHHHH" Starfire screamed.
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Robin cackled, Slade was standing at the window, writing down notes aggressively. "This is the shiznik" he murmured. Then suddenly out of no-where Brother Blood appeared and coaxed Slade into having an orgy with the other guy villains by butt fucking him.
Speedy, still clutching his manly jewels, stood up and applied a swift backhand to Robin's head "SHARE!!!" he also stared trying to rape Starfire.
Well you can't rape the willing.
Meanwhile…
The rest of Titans east sat huddled in the living room as continual banging was heard.
9 months later…
Starfire gave birth to Robin and Speedy's rape baby. I had six tentacles, four heads and occasionally asked for stranger to kill him.
DA END !!!AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT RING THIS NUKBER 0800 KISS MY ASS!!!.
Lol!