Disclaimer: Kyuubi isn't mine. I'd be terrified if he was. And probably send him somewhere far, far away...

A/N: Okay, so not really a mask... I couldn't help it! I just saw the possibilities and the humour when all the others were so angsty and—please don't hurt me...
Also, I had to put quotations around a trailing off because they wouldn't stay... So, if you see this "..." ignore the quotations. They're just there to keep the trailing off there.

I want out!

Can you blame me?

Day after day, being trapped in this worthless, snot-nosed brat's body.

It's enough to make me want to kill myself, except—wait! I can't!

How embarrassing. Wearing this stupid human as a mask of my true self.

This annoying brat isn't even half of who I am!

Gah! Of all the bodies Yondaime could've shoved me in, it had to be this one!

Why not that Uchiha Sasuke character? Now him I could've handled being trapped inside!

At least I'd be able to relieve some sexual tension every once in a while! The guy has girls jumping on him left, right and centre!

This stupid blond—okay, admittedly, it's my fault he has no women, but—tch! People should learn to look past that! LOOK PAST IT!

The guy has blond hair and blue eyes, for crying out loud! Isn't that hot enough?.!

Can't just ONE PERSON want to bone him?.!

This stupid human mask—I hate it.

Of course, it's not my only mask.

I also wear the mask of destruction because no one loves me!

"..."

You didn't believe that, did you? HA! I DON'T CARE ABOUT LOVE! I'll eat anything that MOVES!

I just want OUTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

Whose idea was this, anyway? I mean, what's keeping me trapped in some runt's body gonna do?.!

I AM THE NINE-TAILED FOX, KYUUBI!

This boy is not going to be able to hold me forever! To think, this guy represents me!

I feel so—disgusted!

To wear this shell of a human day after day. How pathetic.

I feel so degraded. I can't even gain my freedom from his body! This weakling!

You'd think I'd have broken through by now, but nooooo! He steals all my chakra, and he's still in control!

Sure, after a time he isn't in control anymore, but neither am I. It's kind of an in-between place. He's not conscious of what he's doing, nor am I in control of what he's doing.

That makes me feel even more pathetic.

GAH! HOW CAN THIS BLOND IDIOT HOLD ME?.!

ME!

Naruto wears a mask?.! Well I wear a mask, too!

A MASK OF SANITY!

CAUSE I'M GOING INSANE IN THIS BLOND IDIOT'S HEAD!

I WANT OUT!