I have an odd obsession of humorously random stories. So, I thought I'd take a shot at writing one of my own. This will be quite interesting. Considering I've never done this before.

Disclaimer: I did not invent Nike Air shoes. My sister came up with the name Chippydoodle. And I didn't think of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang neither

PS This will most definitely contain OOC (Out Of Character) º●º

It was just a normal day at the dojo…………… (A/N Yeah right. You'd think authors would know by now that it's never normal. I'm not even gonna say "Or so they thought". There's so many fan fictions even the characters know something has to happen.)

Any who, I'm not gonna put it started as a normal day either because honestly, it didn't.

It is in fact normal for the Blade Breakers to wake up in the morning, not by their alarm clocks, but by yelling. Except this time, it wasn't Hillary yelling at Tyson. (A/N BUM BUM BUM BUM lol) It was Kai yelling at his shoes! The day before Kai had bought a new pair of Nike Air sneakers, and they were alive!

They were chasing after poor Kai who just wanted to get an early start at training. They seemed to be saying something….

"WherearethesocksIneedthesockswherearethey" they squeaked like a Chippydoodle the Chipmunk or something.

Kai paused and so did the shoes. "What is this strange creature you speak of?" He asked.

They replied "socksIneedsocksmusthavesockssocksnow!"

"Wha?"

"SOCKS!"

"But I don't have any socks! Tyson ate them all!" he's screamed as the shoes jumped for the dresser.

"K-Man! What's going on here?" Grandpa bellowed. (A/N He seriously did call Kai 'K-Man' on the show. I laughed so hard!)

Then, for no apparent reason, the socks transformed into

NINJA SOCKS! Jumping through the window they shouted random Japanese words that don't even make sense together in a sentence! Oh, the evil! THE EVIL!

The shoes jump out after the socks. A silence covered the room like the top noodles on lasagna. Until they heard a knock at the door.

"Yo! Come on in homies!" said Grandpa.

It was….the Blitz-a-blob Boys. (A/N I made up Blitz-a-blob Boys while I was reviewing to a story cause I don't know how to spell the actual name lol.) Ian was singing Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,

" Chitty Chitty Bang Bang we love you! We love you! Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang loves us too!" (A/N Exuse me if it's wrong. I havn't seen this since I was like, 5.)

That's it for chap. 1 of OOC madness. Go to the next chapter to see what happens next. I know this is really short and it might not be funny yet… remember, this is my first.