AN: I was shocked to discover that I actually got feedback! Maybe I will continue this for longer… I've been thinking of doing a parody of the song 1985… Anyway, this one's to the tune of that old song "Cats and the Cradle." It's weird enough to qualify for this!

A child arrived just the other day

Born in New Orleans in the usual way

But there were ships to serve on, the Borg attacked

An orphan now, his mom would never be back

We went to DS9, and as he grew

A war started to brew, yeah, a war started to brew

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And the prophets and the Founders and the Vorta too

An ordinary day with Sisko's crew

When you coming home, Dad

I don't know when

I'm killing off Cardassians, yeah, and the Dominion

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He turned nineteen just the other day

The Jem'hadar invasion was underway

He stayed on the station when it was lost

Then he showed the Dominion who was boss

We retook DS9, but then we knew

The hopelessness grew, yeah, we thought that we would lose

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And the prophets and the Founders and the Vorta too

An ordinary day with Sisko's crew

When you coming home, Dad

I don't know when

I'm killing off Cardassians, yeah, and the Dominion

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The boy turned twenty-two just the other day

The war was finally going our way

With Klingons and Romulans on our side

The Cardies made it an easy slide

But Dad had to go, it was for real

Dad became noncorporeal, yeah, Dad became noncorporeal

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And as he stared at the starry skies

He had grown before our eyes, yes, grown before our eyes…

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And the prophets and the Founders and the Vorta too

An ordinary day with Sisko's crew

When you coming home, Dad

I don't know when

I'm killing off Cardassians, yeah, and the Dominion