Central 1912

It was raining when Roy looked out the window of his office. "Not again….." he said furious. It had rained for 3 months now. Then he realalized that was when Fullmetal went on his journey. "Fullmetal has been gone for 3 months….." he said again.

Just then Lt. Hawkeye came it. "Edward is here sir," she said saluting to him.

"What?" Roy said surprised.

"The Fullmetal is here sir!" she said again more plainly.

"Bring him in!" he ordered

"Yes sir" Hawkeye said and disappear for a while and appear again with Edward following behind her.

"Yay I'm here….now what do you want!" Edward said weakly.

Edward sat down and Hawkeye lifted the room leaving Roy and Edward alone.

"So Fullmetal what did you find on the stone these pasted 3 months?"

"You counted? Well anyway I found out that you know something about it! And you DIDNT TELL ME! YOU…" Edward yelled but he was interpreted.

"Whoaa!"Roy said rising his hand to stop Edward before he went on.

"Where did you get that!" Roy said furious

"From Lt. Hawkeye….." Ed said lowing his head.

"Lt. Hawkeye! When I get a hood of….." Roy said and get up and hurry do the door until he felt Edward grab his waist.

"wait….." Ed said with his head low still.

"Fullmetal….?" Roy whispered.

Edward looked up with an evil grin.

"You have to tell what you know about the stone like Lt. Hawkeye told me you would!" Edward smirked.

"Fullmetal…!" Roy said annoyed.

"What..? The Eqvalent Exchange, you have to give me the info on the stone and I have to give YOU something…..too."Edward said.

"Oh really?" Roy said making a devilish look.

"0o" Ed jumped and looked sacred.

"Your mine for a hour!" Roy said moving his hands toward Ed's back.

"What…..?"Edward said surprised.

Roy put his hand on Ed's chain and moved it toward his's and kissed him on the lips.

Roy contuied the kiss until Ed pushed him away.

Ed spited and punched Roy making him fell to the ground and Edward ran out the door.

Roy get up and tried to stop him. "Fullmetal Stop! You have to finish the Equval Exchange!" Roy stopped at the door and turned around looking out the window again. "It stopped raining…"Roy said calmly.

Edward leaned on Roy's door panting.

Ed touched his lips and blushed. 'Why did he do…..that' Ed thought.

Ed shammed down and put his head on his knees when Alphonse walked up to him.

"Nii-san?" Al said leaning down to talk to Ed.

"Al!" Ed said shocked and stood up.

"Whats wrong? Did something happen with you and Roy?" Al asked standing stranght.

Edward blushed. "No! Nothing happened! He's just perverted!" Ed said quickly.

"What did Roy say?" Al asked again.

Edward's face turned redder as he remembered what Roy had said to him.

"Well…..Lt. Hawkeye was right, Roy does know something about the stone! But the only why to get it out of him is the Equalnt Exchange! Sometimes I really hate the Equitant Exchange!" Edward growled.

"Nii-san?" Al tighted his armored head a little.

"Don't ask….." Ed shibered.

"Why?" Al asked.

"I SAID DONT ASK!" Ed spazed

"Sorry Nii-san…." Al said worried.

FMA

Central 1915

Edward walked in Roy's office to find him on the phone.

"Please Huges! Don't use the military lines for your random chatting! AND DON'T CALL ME AGAIN!"Roy said annoyed as he slammed down the phone.

"Fullmetal sooo did you find any new info on the stone?" Roy said flirty

"Shut up!" Ed sat down and was annoyed.

"Ooh you know it's been 3 years since then." Roy said again

"Don't remind me…" Ed said annoyed.

"So you b do /b remember!" Roy said.

"I do try to forget it." Ed said turning away.

"So did you like it then?" Roy said getting up and walking toward Edward.

"No! What are you talking about?" Ed spoke and get up and started to turn to the door when Roy stopped him.

"I'll tell you what…I still remember what info I had on the stone 3 years ago and I will tell you hints but you have to do something first……1. For the first hint…a hug more then 30 minutes…2. For the second hint…. a kiss on the lips…. 3. For the 3rd hint…a date that you have to take me outside…. 4. The 4th hint…I have to get into your pants….. 5. I will show you what it is if you 'do it' with me. There! Now you have choices, you can pick which one you'll do to get what I know on the stone!" Roy said hooding up figures as he counted off the hints.

"You Pervert!" Ed spoke and slap him but Roy catched it before it hit him.

"Equitant Exchange…. Fullmetal…. pick which one…..if I were you I would pick the 5th one." Roy grinned evilly and grabbed Ed's arms and pulled him toward the bookcases and pushed Ed into the shelves with his chest while nipping his neck softly.

Edward didn't move, Roy had his arms and was pushing him to hard to the shelves.

"Stop!" Ed cried trying to push Roy away.

"What?" Roy said calmly as he started to head toward Ed's shoulder.

"I didn't pick this!" Ed cried again trying to stop Roy from unzipping his pants.

"What? You didn't?" Roy stopped and looked at him confused.

"No! you BASTARD!" Ed said fixing his pants.

Roy lend in closer to him almost about to kiss him.

"So Fullmetal you not going to pick #5 are you? But #4 sounds fun too." Roy said evilly and moving his hands toward Ed's pants.

Edward grabbed his waists before Roy got to his pants and moved them in front of him off his body.

"I didn't pick #5 OR #4! I will……pick…#1!" Ed said blushing madly.

"Oh…man! But I guess Fullmetal your innocent." Roy said while walking away leaving Edward to fell to the ground.

"Well Fullmetal! Come here!" Roy said gesturing to Ed with open arms

"Grrr…" Edward got up and walk over to Roy but stopped in front of him and looked at him cautiously" Welll..?" Roy said waiting for Ed.

Ed walked toward him more and moved his arm around Roy's torso hesitantly.

"Remember 30 minutes" Roy said grinning and wrapping his arm around Ed.

They contured the hug until the set time and Ed pushed Roy away and Roy fell on the couch.

"Fullmetal!…well I guess that counts as one hint!" Roy said with a devilish look.

"Yes! I will not do it again!" Ed stood there waiting with his fists at his sides.

"Ok here's the hint!…The Sewers!" Roy said as he sat back.

"The Sewers?" Ed yelled ring his fists to Roy.

"Yes go see for yourself!" Roy said again as he looked out the window.

Ed growled and went to the door and asbamed the door behind him as he exited.

The door closed and an unknown person spoke.

"So Flame..You remember are agreement right? I help you with the stone and you help me get the Fullmetal pipsqueak." The unknown person said.

"I remember Envy! But I get Fullmetal first! And then you can have him!" Roy said sitting in his chair.

Envy was sitting on the windowsill with his legs crossed and his famous evil grin showing brightly.

"Yay yay yay I don't really care about the Equitant Exchange, just what you agree to give me for the info on the stone" Envy grinned evilly and leaned back a little.

"I don't break promises! And that info on the stone better be good, but I'm not the one obsessed with it, Fulllmetal is! But I would like to use it on The Fuhrer!" Roy grinned but not as evilly as Envy's

"You know already that you can't beat Pride! Even with the stone." Envy said calmly.

"I wish I could torch you to bits!" Roy said annoyed.

"I'll just come back, well I'll be watching you until the Fullmetal Pipsqueak is mine and not yours!" Envy said even more enraged and at that he tramuted himself into a dog and jumped out the window.

"Yay Envy I know…." Roy said drained.

"I just hope Edward is ok…." Roy said worried.

FMA

Edward ran into the rode and found a sewer cover and opened it and went down, He jumped when he was half way down the ladder and splashed in green dirty water.

"Eww…" Ed said to himself.

'Al wouldn't fix down here….I guess its good to be sm…..Ahhhhhh!" Ed hit himself for calling himself small.

Edward looked around and only saw a sewer drain as far as the eye could see; He ran for a long time but after the last 10 turns he lost tack of time and where he was.

But then he noticed a door that was locked. He walked over to it and starred at the lock.

"This looks easy to break." Ed said as he tramuted a lock pick and opened the door.

Inside was big and had a large tramution circle all over the place, on the floor, on the wall and ceiling. Edward looked around amazed.

"Wow!…and Roy knew about this! Grr…" Ed growled.

Edward saw another door but this one didn't have a lock but I code which you have to put a word to open the door. Edward tried a random word which was 'Alchemy' but a beeping sounded and the word disappeared and Ed tired to pull on the door.

"I guess that's not it…. Roy MUST KNOW IT BUT HE DIDN'T…..wait. What was it? One hint for a hug, another one for a kiss, for the 3rd hint a date with him…4th hint…" Ed shivered as he thought about the 4th thing. "And then the 5th one that's even worse! But for that he will show me the info. But I can't…. I'm not into 'that'!" Edward said running his hand throw his hair. His hair was out of its braid, which Roy had undone, and Ed hadn't fixed it.

"Stupid Mustang! Why did you have to do that…. Oh any way.. Lets see what else can I try." Edward said plainly.

Edward tried many words that he thought would open the door but he ran out of words and he went back up to the main ground and marked the point that he found the room on his map before closing the man whole and heading toward central again to tell Alphonse what he found.

Edward slammed the door open, Al jumped.

"Nii-san?" Al asked still recovering from the shock.

"Sorry Al but I found a door that needs a word to open it but I can't figure out the code…. The only person who knows is Mustang…but I have to give him something…the Equivalent Exchange." Ed said to his brother as he sat down on the couch in front of Al.

"You must do what he wants! We have to get that code!" Al said excitedly.

Ed looked down. "Ok I'll see him tomorrow, I guess…." Ed said weakly.

"Something wrong? Al asked.

Edward blushed

"Um…nothing's wrong…lets go to sleep…Good night Al" Ed said fast.

Edward went to his room and went to sleep.

'What….why is his hair lose? Mm…." Al thought to himself.