Notes:

Before we begin our tale again, let me assure you folks; I have been very busy these past few years. Incidents, family problems, disinterest in this fanfic, amongst other important issues have kept from updating. So, please don't get mad at me. I'm getting older, my priorities are changing, and I've got a lot more stuff to do now days. Especially with the recent release of Super Smash Brothers Brawl.

Anyways, I'll leave it at that. Let's just continue the story shall we?

Notes Ended

Episode 5: Screwed Up

All characters involved in this story are copyright their respectful owners, including Sega and Sonic team.

Tails looks at his new alien friends, and asks them their names...

"Hey, since I'm here, what the hell are you mutants supposed to call yourselves?"

The aliens again look to eachother, and then finally come to a conclusion; they can not understand this fur bag of a earthling. So, they being to reach into their alien pockets, or, as some would have it, hammer space, and begin to search for something.

"Uh... I asked you guys a question... Why won't you answer? I don't care if it's in English or not..." Tails sits up out of the crater, and stares at them...

"ENGLISH MOTHER ER!" the other alien suddenly shouts, "DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"

"WHAT THE HELL!?" Tails is scared out of his wits and falls back into the crater. "Jeebus-freaking-wine-cooling-cripes! You speak English now?"

The alien holds up some kind of megaphone... he looks down at his feet while speaking through it. "Uh. Yea. Sorry, I just had to do that. It's funny as hell. Name's Darwin. The other guy's Mike."

"Tails doesn't think it's funny." Tails says in 3rd person. "Tails thinks it's friggen scary as flickies eating dingleberries out of his pet fish's tailfins."

The single alien look at Tails and thinks for a minute... "Now I wonder if HE even speaks English... dingleberries? Flickies? Why is he using his own name when he speaks? Where did this fox learn his own language? A dirty star bucks on the third galaxy?"

The other looks to his partner and telecommunicates back to him, "Ah what the hell, these earthlings are all different. Let's just go zap him off our moon, mmkay?"

"'Kay."

Tails is staring still... "Uhh... Are you guys like, totally thinking behind my back or something? I can sense it. I have sensing powers."

The aliens yell "CHARGE!" as they run towards the fox at full force.

"AAAAAHHHH!! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!" Tails screams as he runs. "WAS IT SOMETHING I SAAAAIIIIII-AAAAAAAAYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAH!!"

The two aliens smack head first into Tails, pushing him at a full force strong enough to break from the limited gravity on the moon, and suddenly Tails finds himself plummeting towards the Earth, breaking through the atmosphere, the whole time screaming like a little girl.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

Tails's knotted-up tails suddenly catch on fire, as well as the rest of his body as he flows through the atmosphere at incredible speeds...

Eventually, Tails finally slams down hard onto the Earth's surface, but not just anywhere... He finds himself bouncing off of a bed from the fall, and back down again, continuing to bounce until he stops and lays there...

"Thud. Thud. Thud..."

Tails slowly wakes up, moaning with pain... "Ugh... Where...What...What is this place...?" He can't get up, but continues to awake, his eyes opening and closing... After another second, he opens them again and sees a familiar pink hedgehog.

"Hiya, Tails!" says an overly enthusiastic Amy.

"AAH!!" Tails screams, again, getting up and sliding away from her penetrating gaze, up against the bed's posts. "Where'd you come from!? Where am I?! What are you doing here?!"

"Woah woah woah, just hold on a second. Slow down. Just take a deeeeeep breath, and think about it. Look around." Amy looks at Tails amusingly, as if she's enjoying every minute of this.

"Um... Okay." Tails breathes deep, exhales, and slowly moves his eyes around the area. He sees stacked tires, cranes moving around, conveyor belts, parts and machines, and a stale looking steel wall making up the entire building. "Hm... I... I still don't get it!" He laughs nervously, holding his hand behind his head.

"Ugh.. " Amy sighs, whopping Tails upside the head.

"Ow!" Tails holds his head, his cowlick all messed up now, his eyes tearing up... "What I do...!?"

"Okay, look, this is a tire factory. My friend works here. You're sitting on my bed. And I don't know how the hell you got here. But apparently you busted through the roof." Amy taps her foot impatiently.

Tails scratches his head. "Okay... So... Why is that? What the heck would cause me to fall here?"

"Oh for the love of Sonic... Dude, I don't know! This story is so messed up thanks to the -"

"Story?..." Tails looks confused.

"Oh nevermind, I shouldn't be breaking the fourth wall anyways..." (Amy shakes her fist at the sky anyways, thinking 'I will get you one day, Coolhandjohnie... I WILL. GET YOU.')

"Amy?" Tails again tugs at Amy.

"Oh, sorry, Tails. What is it?"

"Well. I'm kind of hungry..."

Amy looks at him obsurdly. "What, now you expect me to feed you? What am I, your house maid?"

"More like truck factory maid, but that's besides the point." Tails muses for a second... " Amy, you've caused me grief to no end this morning, and I expect something out of it. Like a silver lining in my dark clouds. It's impossible for me to go on today if I'm not fed, and I'm sure you wouldn't mind. Right?"

Amy suddenly snaps, looking at Tails with a demonic look all of the sudden. "Mind...? MIND?! Oh, jee-wiz, Tails, why would I MIND? I couldn't possibly, you know, under the circumstances, be offended or rather, be annoyed by the fact that I have limitations here to feed myself let alone you, and, the fact that YOU are the one who fell into my house, and now, into MY bed here in this dingy factory, and-"

Amy continues on like this for a while, ranting at Tails's face, starting to turn red in the face...

"-and that now, you think I would mind?! Oh please, Tails, enlighten me!? WHY?!"

Amy pants heavily, with red veins in her eyes...

Tails, sitting back against the bed, snoring with a bubble coming out of his nose, suddenly jolts up, looking Amy square in the eye with a surprised face.. "Uhh... Why you ask...? Uhh... Uhm... Ehehehe... B..Because it's ... Tuesday?"

Tails, grinning, looks up at the angry pink rodent in front of him, and slowly his smile falters...

"Ooooh.. 'Cause it's TUEEESDAY, huh?... " She still pants slightly, but then gets a little maniacal laugh... "Hahaha... HAHAHAHAHHA... FINE. FINE! I don't care! I'll feed the poor fox boy because I have NOTHING BETTER TO DO!"

She storms off, down a small flight of stares to the lounge area looking for a kitchen.

"Hah...Cool, I got a woman making me a dinner! Neat! Who needs a girlfriend when I got ol' Amy? Hah!" He gets off the bed slightly and leans against it, waiting... "Hm... I wonder how long she'll take..." He yawns and scratches his neck.

Meanwhile, Amy is in the kitchen, and begins to make something. She pulls out a package of premium hot dogs, and puts one in the microwave. She then gets a bun out, a plate, and starts cooking some chili sauce with meat on the stove. "Oh, gosh, his favorite past time dish... I wonder how many times I've made this for Sonic..." She takes out some sauces and peppers, and cooks the meat and chili sauce together evenly, but in between she milks in some kind of unknown condoment. "Hehehe... Just wait 'til he tries this!"

Back with Tails, the young fox twittles his thumbs waiting on his dinner. Finally, Amy walks up the stairs and offers Tails a plate.

"Here you go, Tails!" She snickers slightly, but still smiling sweetly.

"Awesome! Thanks, Amy, it looks delicious!" Tails picks up the chili dog, steaming hot, and bites into it. Suddenly, he feels strange... "Hm... weird. Oh well!" He shrugs and continues to eat it to the last bite. "Thanks Amy!" He wipes his lips and smiles.

"You're quite welco- ... Well that's strange..."

"What?" Tails blinks, with an odd expression on his face.

"Weren't you taller than that trash can just a second ago?"

"Wait, what?" Tails looks toward the trash can, the lid barely above his head now. "What the?! You're...right!" He looks down and sees his feet don't match his shoes. "What's going on here?!" He yells at Amy. "What did you do?!"

"Hahahaha! Now we'll see who's the house maid around here, little boy!" She waggles her finger at the shrinking fox, lowering her body as he continues to become smaller and smaller.

"We're in a TRUCK FACTORY, YOU WEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnch...!" He shrinks down to the size of Amy's pinky finger, and falls back on his behind from shrinking so fast.

Amy then takes this oppurtunity to slam a bottle down onto Tails, capturing him in a glass prison. "Hahahaha! Now, what can I do with a small two-tailed fox boy... Hm..."

Amy decides to take the bottle and carry it, with Tails inside, all the way back to her house. When she arrives, she opens the door, and sighs...

"I guess I need a bath after working IN THE KITCHEN at a TRUCK FACTORY, so you're just going to have to just deal with a curtain over your eyes, perverted little fox... Heehee!"

"Like anyone would look at your bummy, you overgrown, self-centered, nasty, egotistical, fat she-rodent! Yuck!" Tails sticks his tounge out at Amy through the glass bottle.

"Aaaah, then I guess I'll just have to torture you then..." She winks.

"Oh crap." Tails face palms himself, thinking about what he's done, as he's carried into the house, and eventually to the bathroom.

"Lalalala..." Amy takes her clothes off, sets Tails down right in front of the tub on the sink counter, and she bends over, turning on the faucet.

"I will...NOT... look..." Tails closes his eyes, shivering... I ... WILL NOT... LOOK... I...mustn't... LOOK!..." He slowly opens his eyes, wondering if she's done yet, but instead, his eyes are treated directly to the sight before him, Amy still not finished with turning on the water and checking it... "AAAAAAAAAHHHHH OH MY GOD I LOOKED AAAAAHHHHHHH!!" Death music plays inside Tails's mind as he is mentally scarred for life from the image stuck in his head...

Amy, completely unaware of the thing she did to Tails (right...), turns around to him, gets a towel, winks at him again, and gets in the tub, scrubbing and cleaning herself while singing...

"Ohh, Ohh, I'm gunna get my Sonikku! Ohh, Ohh, I'm gunna get him sooooon! On this Valentine's Day!! On this Valentine's Daaay!! On this Valentine's Daaay!! Ooh, Ooh, my mind on him is A-OKAY!"

Tails bows down onto his knees and puts his hands to his ears, sitting inside the bottle, as he can not take the madness any longer.

"Aaarrrrggghhhhh, AMY!! Stop that singing! I can't take it...any...more! I'd rather be eaten alive than have to be forced to listen to this!"

Slowly, Amy gets out of the tub, dries off, and gets her clothes on. She picks up the bottle, and looks straight into Tails's eyes...

"You would like that, wouldn't you... Hehe... Well, that can be arranged..." She squeezes the bottle cap off and dumps Tails out, looking at him with evil intent.

"Oh...no... I'm... I'm fine...Please, continue singing!"

"Nah, I think I'm done."

Tails sighs... "Phew..."

"Now, let's go to the moon! I have some awesome ideas I want to put into effect there!" Amy's eyes brighten up, as she says this.

"Oh no, not the moon again..." Tails sighs as he sits her hand, unable to do anything.

"Bah, you're such a fun-spoiler." She shoves Tails in her pocket, and runs out of the bathroom, down the hall, outside her house, and onward to Sonic's home. "I am SO ready to go to the moon with my Sonniku...!"

"Bleeck..." Tails snarls while in her pocket on her skirt, thinking of all the disgusting things that Amy probably wants to do with his ex-friend.

End Episode...

Spectrum: Well, that should be quite enough for this episode... I'm bushed again. I don't know what it is with dialouge, but why can't I just do this in the script format I had it in before...? Ugh... So tiring putting in all the details to not confuse readers... Ah, well. I'm not 12 years old anymore, and neither are the rest of you, right?

Tails: Yo, Spectrum.

Spectrum: Huh?

Tails: Why did you stop here? Why not continue? (slurps a soda)

Spectrum: Hm... I'd suppose because this part of the story had so much dialouge, and it's 11 o' clock at night here, and I'm tired, and just want to submit something.

Tails: Oh. (slurp)

Spectrum: ... Is that a soda from Blimpies?

Tails: ...Yeah. Why?

Spectrum: Um...

Tails: ...

Spectrum: ...

Tails: ...OH MOTHER OF GOD! (throws the soda down and stomps on it) SONIC YOU BASTARD!! AAAUUGGHHH!

Spectrum: What was wrong with it?

Tails: ...You don't wanna know. (walks off)

Spectrum: (shrugs)...Whatever. Night folks.

Episode 6 Preliminary

Tails: Hmph... Why is it that the moon is so friggen attractive in this story that I have to go there TWICE?

Amy: Oh, don't you dare break the 4th wall anymore.

Sonic: Guys. What's that?

Amy: A rock. With lots of numbers. So?

Sonic: Hum... It just looked strange.

Tails: I bet that it doesn't have numbers there for no apparent reason. I'm gunna check out that moon rock!

Amy and Sonic: ...Okay.

Amy: Wanna make out?

Sonic: No. Damn it. Leave me alone.

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