Ahem! THIS IS OUR FIRST SONGFIC! YEAH!
BJG : it's not really a songfic...
FH :but...it's to our song!
BJG : what's Ro doing?
Both turn to stare at Ro. Who was poking a bush. Then the wind came, and Ro screamed and ran across the street.
BJG : should we...?
FH : no.
BJG : anyways this is our sort of songfic to our song, MY SEXY BODY!
FH : that I created! ( looong story)
BJG : really long story!
FH & BJG : we need a disclaimer.
FH : ...
BJG :...
FH : NIGHTMARE!
Night : ( falls off the couch he was sleeping on) OW! WHAT!
BJG : we need a disclaimer.
Night : so you call me?
FH : uh, ya.
Night : ( growl, growl, grumble, grumble) they don't own. Can I go back to sleep?
BJG : NO!
Night : grrr.
FH : so on with the-
BJG : NO! IT"S MY FRUIT ROLLUP!
FH : umm, BJG?
BJG ( is chasing FH's brother with a squirt gun)
FH : --U on with the fic.
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Introducing: MY SEXY BODY!
"MY SEXY BODY! IS NOT YOUR BODY! 'CAUSE YOUR BODY'S NOT SEXY! UNLIKE MY BODY!"
Elladan paraded around his room singing his new song. He KNEW his body was incredibly SEXY and decided to express it through song and dance. Hey , it worked for Linsey Lohan.
"SEXY BODY! NOT YOUR BODY, BUT MY BODY!"
sigh It was an awesome song, don't you agree?
DOWNSTAIRS...
Elrond sat reading the newspaper at the coffee table when a horrid racket started up.
"What in Middle Earth...?"
Someone was singing some godawful punk thing about being sexy. He was guessing either Aragorn on extreme amounts of caffeine, Ro just being himself, or Dan. But that couldn't be possible... could it?
Elrond grumbled, turned the volume up on the radio currently playing Beethoven's 9th, and continued to read the paper.
IN A RANDOM ROOM...
Aragorn looked up. Who was singing about being sexy? After a moment of listening, he decided that it was one of the twins. More speacificly, he decided it was Ro. He was the only one stupid-er mentally confused enough to sing such a song. Aragorn nodded to himself, pleased on his decision. Unfortunetly, Arwen had to crash that little self-pat on the back.
" WHO IS SINGING?" She roared, thundering into the room.. Aragorn looked up, pleased that he had an answer this time. " it's Ro, dear."
" Ro's outside."
Aragon paused. " t-then who's singing?" He studdered as Arwen seethed.
"..."
"..."
"..."
" Dan." Arwen looked at her husband. Then she looked at the door.
" ELLADAN!"
Aragorn shook, as did the rest of the house, at his wife's Roaring.
BACK WITH DAN...
"SEXY! SEXY! SEXY! SE-XY! I'M SO SEXY! WHICH IS WHY MY BODY'S SO SEXY! UNLIKE YOUR BODY! WHICH IS UNSEXY!"
Aw, the fun of being able to do something stupid whilest blaming it on one's stupid-er mentally confused twin. Dan had never figured out why his brother preferred being called mentally confused over being called stupid. In his point it was the same thing.
" MY SEXY BODY! IS NOT YOUR BODY! WHICH IS UNSEXY! UNLIKE MY BODY!"
Dan started to dance around the room once more, until a load yell interuppted him. Dan stopped mid-SEXY BODY- to stare at the door. He glared as his sister , ranting and reaving came thundering down the hall. His glare turned into a grin however , when Arwen's yelling turned into the fallowing ;
" ELLADAN I'M GONNA SLAUGHTER YOU! STOP SINGING THAT- ( splash) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
THUD! SCREEEEEEEECH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Dan smiled a large , evil smile. Aw the fun of being an evil twin. Dan returned to his song clearly happy that his extremly-most-thought-out-ultimete-revenge-planned-utterly-good-great-wonderful-evil-and-really- SEXY!-plan had been carried out without a problem.
" MY SEXY BODY! MY SEXY ARM! MY SEXY LEG! MY SEXY HEAD! AND MY SEXY BUT! YEAH!MY SEXY BODY IS NOT YOUR BODY! CAUSE IT"S UNSEXY! UNLIKE MY BODY! WHICH IS VERY SEXY! UH-HU UH-HU UH-HU!
What Dan's extremely-most-thought-out-ultimete-revenge-planned-utterly-good-great-wonderful-evil-and-really-SEXY!-plan had been was to put a bucket of water over the door, and put soap all over the floor. So, Arwen got hit in the head with not only a bucket, but water as well as a slippery floor. Which means she slid, straight to the other end of the house. How Dan manenged to do all that in the short amount of time we the reviewers saw what Aragorn and Elrond we don't know. All we can say is that, it's Dan.
" MY SEXY BODY! IS NOT YOUR BODY! WHICH IS UNSEXY! UNLIKE MY BODY! WHICH IS VERY SEXY!"
FH : aww the joy's of putting random things on the internet. :)
BJG : yes. How we love it. :)
Night : how come i have to say the bad stuff?
BJG : (is eating FRUIT ROLLUP) cause we said so.
Night : READ AND REVIEW!
MY SEXY BODY!