-1This one is for my best enemy, Kayla, for attempting to beta it without even knowing the fandom. References to ninja and the Uchiha tend to confuse her. She's a Snarry fan. Snarry scares me. I'd rather stick to the Naruto fandom, where the random boys having sex in a rundown apartment actually make sense. Hope you guys like this one.

"Hey Sasuke-teme," Naruto chirped cheerfully from his perch on a particularly low branch. Sasuke merely looked up from his place on the ground, indicating that he was listening.

"You know how the others are always doing stuff together? Like how Shikamaru and Ino lay out together and watch the clouds, or how Kiba and Hinata take walks together? Why don't we ever do stuff like that? Even Sakura and Rock Lee do stuff alone. He's always bringing her presents. Why don't you ever bring me presents?"

A soft snort and then, "Because we aren't a couple, dobe. And I buy you ramen."

"Do not. Not really. And why aren't we? Aren't I the sexiest thing you've ever seen?"

"That doesn't even dignify an answer."

Pouting, the blonde threw a handful of leaves at his companion. "So if you don't think I'm hot, why do you keep kissing me?"

The incredibly shocked Uchiha merely raised an eyebrow, demanding an explanation without saying a word.

"Well, there was the time in the classroom, before we graduated. That was our first kiss."

"Your fault, and it barely qualified. I wasn't even a willing participant."

"And the time we were training. That was definitely a kiss," Naruto continued, ignoring the oh-so-rude interruption by Sasuke.

"Your fault again. You're the one who got in my way and made me land with my mouth on yours."

"Okay, the time you kissed my forehead then."

"Yo mean the time you busted my lip on your head. That definitely doesn't qualify as a kiss."

"The what about the time I fell out of a tree and landed on top of you?"

Sasuke was about to tell the boy that that had never happened when Naruto rolled off the tree limb and landed on top of him. When their lips met, he had to admit this one really was a kiss.

Pulling back, Naruto grinned cheekily at him. "Oops, I guess that one was my fault too."

Growling, Sasuke pulled him back down for another kiss.

337- I'm getting shorter. Maybe one day I'll be able to do a drabble. Until then, I'll stick to one-shots. I've got one more already written, and I'll probably have more soon. Leave me lotsa pretty reviews and I'll write more.