A/n: I don't write Yaoi fics and/or crackfics usually, but I was bored. This makes references to "it" but you people with sick minds can visualise it. I don't own Beyblades or it's characters, but my friend does own two shirts. One says "I like boys... on top of other boys" and the other one says "I have PMS and ESP. That makes me a BITCH that know EVERYTHING". Enjoy the randomness.

The SICK secret life of Ray Kon

Today I, Ray Kon, discovered that paperclips have more than three uses.

I also found out that Kenny wears dresses.

Hilary asked me if I knew where Tyson and Kai were.

I said no, but I knew that they were at it again in the attic.

Max was making out with a picture of Ming Ming.

Ming Ming has a nice rack.

Grandpa caught me fantasizing about Tala... again.

Tala has a tight arse.

Tyson wears high-heels.

Tyson is really short.

He showed me his you-know-what and I don't see what people see in him. It is just too small.

Tyson, buddy, from acorns grow mighty oaks.

Kai likes stilts.

Grandpa caught them at it... for the third time today.

Hiro hates mice.

I don't know why.

Hilary has naked pictures of me.

I burnt them.

Hiro is a stripper at a gay club.

I wondered where he got all that extra cash from.

Being a coach doesn't pay much.

It doesn't pay enough to buy a ferrari.

He asked if I would come down one time.

I said maybe.

Kenny asked Brooklyn on a date.

Brooklyn said sure.

I laughed at them.

Mystel kissed me in the men's toilets.

Mr Dickenson caught us at it.

Hilary doesn't have a rack.

It is just tissue stuffed down her bra.

I was afraid to say anything before this, 'cause I wondered if she was PMSing.

That isn't what I wanted to say.

Garland made Hiro cry.

I slapped him.

He asked why, and I said that he was being an idiot.

I slapped Hiro, not Garland.

Hiro likes thongs.

I did the washing and found about six. marked Hiro Kinomiya.

Romero is Hiro's partner...

Mr Dickenson is firing us and getting replacements because we suck.

Welcome to season three of Beyblades: G Replacements...

A/n: How was that for random. A different way of beginning series three. FLAME ME FOR THIS PLEASE! SO I CAN PROVE MY FRIEND WORNG THAT YAOI DOESN'T WORK WHEN YOU WRITE IT IN FUNNY CONTEXT!

TSA