I take it all of you are familiar with the movie "Aladdin"... XD This song goes to the tune of "Arabian Nights". YAY DAROGA!

Mazanderan Nights

(The night is dark and young; Nadir rides through the desert atop his faithful camel.)

Nadir: Oh I come from a land from a far away place
where Persians in turbans roam;
Where they cut off your balls and stick it in jars,
it's barbaric, but hey, it's home!

Well the Khanum's a bitch
and the Shah is a brat
and the Angel of Doom wins fights.
Come on down, stop on by,
hop a camel and ride
to another Mazanderan Night!

Mazanderan NIIIIIIIiiiiIIIiiiGHTS,
like Mazanderan DAAAAAAAAaaaays!
Erik got drugs from I
made him higher than high,
put his mind in a haaaaaze!
Mazanderan NIIIIIIIiiiiIIIiiiGHTS,
'neath Mazanderan MOOOOOooooOOooons!
A fool off his guard
could get punjabbed hard
out there on the duuuuuunes…