Summary: Cassy's not the slut cousin anymore when she, herself erased their fears. Now…she's like a missile-launcher, dropping news like bombs. Here lies the question…will they be able to survive without losing face after the assault? Please review!

A/N: Hey…I've suffered a serious mental block so there will be major revisions on the story. Epiphany hit me and made me realize I'm losing control of the direction of the story. TT so much for the 5 chapters that I've already finished.

Note: "" for dialogs and '' for thoughts and flashbacks and '' for SF

It wasn't long before they felt really comfortable with Cassy. It was very easy to get along with her especially since she has one or two things in common with each of the boys. Now they know why Ryoma fell in love with her. Tezuka's lips curved up a little, seeing how his lovers feel at ease talking to her.

"…and he is the one who always hands Taka-kun a racket so that he would break the line and clear the path for him." Fuji said animatedly. Cassy was giggling non-stop from their stories."There's no way I'm going to drink Inui-sempai's yucky juice." Ryoma snorted.
"Oh yeah. Yanagi brought some to some and I took a sip. They said I collapsed or something." Sanada added.
"It couldn't be that bad if Fuji-kun likes it." She said. Fuji smiled sweetly at her while the rest were making faces.
"You're talking about Syusuke right?"
"His intestines are as thick as alligator hide and besides, he's a sadistic, smiling creep." Ryoma added. Upon hearing, Fuji lips pouted playfully. Ryoma reached in and kissed his cheek.
"There, there…"
"Aww that's sweet. Seems like Fuji-kun's been doing all the fun stuff." Cassy said.
"At the expense of others, yes." Sanada grunted.
"Gen-kun and Kunimitsu-kun here on the other hand are walking blocks of ice…difference is both of them are still capable of having a hard-on despite their reputation." Fuji pointed out. The two gave him death glares while he smiled back at them. Cassy snorted.
"Of course as leaders you do have to put on a stony exterior most of the time." She said. She then turned to look at Atobe.
"And how are you as a captain, Atobe-kun?"

"Well…"

"He's a bossy prick that adores being called Ore-sama all the time." Ryoma cut in. Atobe glared at him.
"Shush Ryo-kun. Remember you're just my protégée."
"Protégée?" she asked.
"He's our understudy in a crash-course called, "How to Annoy Stoic Lovers". He's a fast learning basing on how often he applies his lessons to these two ice blocks here." Atobe replied with a haughty smile.

Tezuka, on the other hand was content in listening to their conversation. He has been noting the slight changes on his lovers' behaviors especially towards the opposite sex. But what amazed him most was how Cassy can get Ryoma to smile genuinely. It seemed like she has brought back a lost part of his childhood. He silently adored the sparkles on his eyes, his cheekbones that became more prominent due to smiling a lot and most especially, his lips that seemed to curve up all the time. To him, Ryoma looked like an angel, with halo and all, at of this moment. He sighed in content, in turn catching Cassy's attention.

"You know, when Aunt Riko dropped the news about the five of you, only two gave out violent reactions." Cassy said. They all turned to her.

"Really? How come?" Ryoma asked.
"I thought you said you were ok with it." Sanada added."Actually, when I first heard the news I was shock then just a few seconds I told myself, well as long as Ma-chan is happy. Almost all of us have the same reaction…well except from Kyosuke and Saisuke." She said.
"Well…the damage is done. We can't do anything about it." Fuji sighed and slumped back.
"If you only knew the reason why they reacted that way…" Cassy remarked.
"Why?" Ryoma asked. The look on Cassandra's face intrigued him.
"Saisuke-nii-san first, the first thing he asked upon hearing the news was…Is Ryoma the uke?" Cassy casually said. Upon hearing this Atobe choked the tea he's drinking.

"NANI!" they all blurted out.

"And Uncle Jirou, being the man that he is just snickered and said yes. He told us that you're the ultimate uke and that made Saisuke mad. He said that you should be given the chance to be seme and all is fair in love and in war blah blah blah." She continued.

Ryoma silently hit epiphany that moment. At least someone understands his frustrations. 'I have to send a Thank You note to Saisuke-nii-san' Ryoma added in his mind.

"But we did allow you to be seme on me last week…you shouldn't be complaining." Keigo snapped at Ryoma.
"Well once is not enough. Just as Saisuke-nii-san said, all is fair in love—"
"But you look soo adorable being uke." The tensai teased. All Sanada and Tezuka could do is sigh. Cassy's laughter rang across the living room. The boys stopped bantering to stare at their laughing nee-san.

"What's so funny?" Ryoma glared at his cousin.

"You guys look soo cute." Cassy said, getting control over her laughter.
"What about Kyosuke?" Tezuka suddenly spoke up.
Cassy's laughter died down as she fixed herself a smile. "Kyosuke was mad…no….raving when he heard the news. " Cassy said.

Flashback

"FIVESOME!" Kyosuke cried as he raked his orange hair with one hand.

"Interesting isn't it? Imagine Ryoma with four over-bearing, handsome semes. I can't imagine what happens every night inside the mansion." Nanjirou snickered. Patrick sighed and gave his nephew an amused glance.

"It's quite unusual that you're mad given that—"

"I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT BRAT BEAT ME!" Kyosuke screamed. Everyone inside the room exploded in hysterical laughter.

End of Flashback

"How come? Did we offend him that much?" Atobe asked, getting irritated.
"A little." Cassy snickered.
"Come on Nee-san. Stop giggling and tell us why." Sanada said impatiently.

Cassy reached inside her purse and brought out a picture. She handed it to Ryoma who in turn stared in bewilderment.

"Lemme look!" Fuji inched closer to Ryoma. The three other guys squeezed in to take a look.

"KYO-NII-SAN GAY!" Ryoma cried in disbelief glancing back and forth from the photo to Cassy.

A/N: mwaheheheheheheh….short ne? I'm not in the writing mood these days… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!