Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, if I do… you won't like the fact.

Summary: Naruto casts go in the office of the… psychiatrist. Watch the psychiatrist go crazy!

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Chapter 1: Gaara's visit!

Gaara entered the psychiatrist's office. He doesn't know why, but his sister suggested him to do so, besides if he doesn't come, his chocolate bar would go bye bye, and down to Temari's esophagus.

Gaara lied on a bed-like seat, a man wearing glasses seating beside me. "Good afternoon, Gaara. I'm Dr. Abbot. Just relax and tell me your answers to my questions. Tell me, Gaara. What did you do this morning?"

Gaara sighed. "I buried Kankurou to his dog's tomb, he kept on irritating me and saying he miss his stupid, ugly, dead dog, and he was like… 'I wish I was with him right now, stupid Gaara, he squashed little Doggie-poo.' So yeah, I buried him together with that smelly carcass of his dog. Hmm… I also go on a killing spree at the forests, and served Temari some exotic dish called, 'Gaara's Crushed Turtle Sludge with Deer's bones tidbits'. And I also laughed maniacally before the tomb of Doggie-poo." Gaara answered.

Dr. Abbot stared at him weirdly, and then cleared his throat. "Erm, right… So, uh, do you kill people asking so many questions to you?"

Gaara grinned, and cackled. "Yes, I slaughter them and tear their body parts and throw their bloody carcasses on my sister's underwear dresser."

The psychiatrist was silent for a while. "Is there something wrong, Dr. Robot?" Gaara asked, still with that wide grin of his.

"Erm.. Nothing at all, Mr. Gaara, sir. And it's Dr. ABBOT."

Dr. Abbot laughed nervously. "Uh… please tell me, w-w-what makes you want to kill p-people?" Dr. Abbot squeaked.

"Hmm… I randomly kill people if I feel like it. But, I like killing people who are afraid of me."

Dr. Abbot was sweating like hell now. "Erm…" He said with a deep manly voice.

"Continue on…"

Gaara chuckled silently. "I remember when I killed Mr. Koalla because he kept on asking me stupid questions. I took his inners and threw them to Kankurou's Doggie-poo, yeah that ugly dog is alive by then. That Doggie-poo liked his body parts, that I even made a rag out of Mr. Koalla's clothes."

Dr. Abbot laughed tensely. "Er… Who's Mr. Koalla again?"

"Oh, he's my psychiatrist." Dr. Abbot was about to flee. But then again… "Oh wait, no, he's not my psychiatrist."

Dr. Abbot sighed a relief inwardly. "He's my dead psychiatrist. That incapable guy is interrogating me, and I love killing that bastard. Blood was splattered everywhere! And his attendant was like, 'OH MAH GAWD! DR. KOALLA'S DEAD!… Can I have his laptop?' And then I also killed the attendant, I want to go on a killing spree so badly that…"

Dr. Abbot cleared his throat. "Um… W-when was this?"

"Oh, last year. I even got a picture."

Gaara handed Dr. Abbot a picture. "Sniff, he was really looking good in that picture."

Dr. Abbot covered his mouth, he thought he was gonna puke! "Erp… Yes, he does look good in here. T-This is Doggie-poo, r-right?"

"Oh yes, Dr. Goat. He looks quite great with that feast of his."

"Erm, his feast looks… delicious. Whatever is it?"

"Oh, that's Mr. Koalla's inners." Gaara answered.

Dr. Abbot widened his eyes. "Oh, Dr. Abbot, I have a problem." Gaara said, still lying in that bed-like chair.

"W-what?"

"Me and my sibs are supposedly about to have a party going on later…"

"Er… Do you want to invite me?" Dr. Abbot asked with an uneasy smile.

"I'm afraid not, Dr. Abbot. The real reason is, I forgot to go in a killing spree, and it's too late to do so. Besides, my sibs want some more exotic dish so…" Gaara turned to Dr. Abbot and grinned evilly. "You'll have to do, right?"

Dr. Abbot gulped.

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"Hey, Gaara. What do you call this amazing dish?" Temari asked. "And where's Kankurou?"

Gaara grinned broadly, his apron and chef's hat still on. "I don't know where Kankurou is and…"

Gaara rubbed his chin playfully. "I call that, 'Gaara's psychiatrist'."

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A/n: BWAHAHAHA! I'M SO EVIL! Next Chapter would be… "Itachi's Appointment"