CHAPTER 1

The day started like any other day in South Park. Everybody was in school pretending to pay attention to Mr. Garrison while waiting for the bell to ring and let them out of prison. "Ok class does anybody have any questions? Yes fat ss," Mr. Garrison asked Cartman.

"Hey don't call me that," yelled Cartman.

"Oh sorry fat ss," said Mr. Garrison while not sounding apologetic at all.

"Hey," shouted Cartman.

"Ok class dismissed," Mr. Garrison said ignoring Cartman.

Cartman, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny left there class and started walking home. "You know what I noticed Cartman," said Stan.

"What," Cartman asked.

"You're a fat ss," Stan smirked.

"Hey," Cartman yelled.

Cartman had arrived at his home and started watching TV like any other day. "Hey mom," Cartman asked his mom.

"What is it my little piggy," asked Mrs. Cartman.

"Hey! Why does everyone keep calling me fat?" Cartman was interrupted by a knock on the door. His mom answered it letting in Kyle, Stan, and Kenny.

"Hey Cartman," they all said.

"Hey guys, I have a question," Cartman said.

"What is it," they all asked.

"Why does everyone always call me fat?"

"Maybe that's because you are," said Kyle. Stan and Kenny started snickering.

"Hey! Just get out! I'm sick and tired of you guys calling me fat!" They all did as they were told and left, but were still laughing. "I'm sick and tired of everybody calling me fat," Cartman said to himself. "I need to go talk to Chef and see what I should do."

When Cartman got to Chef's house he asked what he should do about people always calling him fat. "Well maybe you should go on a diet," suggested Chef.

"A diet," asked Cartman, "What the hell is that going to do, make me suffer?"

"Well," said Chef, "it will probably help you lose weight."

"Ok fine I'll do it, but this is gonna suck ss." He went home after leaving Chef's house. "Hey mom can I go on a diet to lose weight," asked Cartman.

"Ok dear," said Mrs. Cartman, but you won't be able to eat any fattening food."

"Can I eat Cheesy Poofs?"

"I'm sorry honey, but if you go on a diet you can't eat any Cheesy Poofs."

"Man, diets suck ss."

"Watch your language honey."

"Sorry mom. Oh well I'll have to do it anyway," Cartman said to himself.

END OF CHAPTER 1