Calvin and Hobbes Join the Comics Club
It was a nice, sunny day in a peaceful town. Birds were singing. There's only one cumulus cloud in the sky. The sun is shining brightly. The temperature was high enough for fun. This is perfect outdoor weather. Everything was peaceful. Well, almost peaceful.
SPLOOSH!
"AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH!" screamed Susie Derkins, "CALVIN, I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU!"
A boy with spiked up blond hair, a red shirt with black stripes, black shorts, white and purple sneakers named Calvin, who was carrying a tiger named Hobbes, was laughing his head off behind the bush.
"HA, HA, HA!" Calvin laughed, "Hobbes, this is going in the G.R.O.S.S logbook!"
"Susie's running off to tell on you" said Hobbes.
"Who cares!" Calvin said happily, "All that's important is that we soaked Susie with yet another water balloon! C'mon, let's go inside!"
"OK" said Hobbes, rolling his eyes.
Calvin went into the house, cracking up, along with a bored Hobbes. Calvin was instantly cut off by his mom standing in front of him, glaring.
"Calvin," she said, "Susie's mom said that you soaked Susie with a water balloon"
Calvin thought for a moment. Then he held Hobbes, who was now a stuffed tiger, in front of him.
"HOBBES, EAT HER!" yelled Calvin to the stuffed toy.
The next thing Calvin knew, he was in his room. He wasn't allowed outside for 2 days.
"It's not fair!" Calvin yelled, "Whenever we soak Susie, we get in trouble with Mom! She should praise us for defeating that awful alien creature!"
Hobbes stared at Calvin. "Calvin," he said, "Maybe you shouldn't soak Susie"
"Now YOU don't start" said Calvin, glaring at Hobbes.
Suddenly, a paper airplane poked Calvin while flying. Calvin opened it up. It read:
"Dear Calvin and Hobbes,
You are currently invited to the Comics Club! There will be games, a swimming pool along with a Dive-Thru (theater in the pool), and many more!
Where: Comictown, CA
When: Starting June 25th
What: Game room, swimming pool "Dive-Thru", and many more
Purpose: Join the club!
Hope you enjoy it!
Sincerely, Garfield: The Cat"
Calvin had a devilish grin on his face.
"Calvin-" Hobbes said before being cut off by Calvin.
"We're going to have fun tomorrow!" said Calvin.
Indeed. Today is June 24 and the club is going to be heaven.
