OOC: This is my very first Fan Fiction and it was in one of those…"I gotta write" stages…It just popped into my head and I started writing. Attempted humor – probably didn't get it...

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"DAMN IT ROXAS! GIVE ME BACK MY COOKIES!"

"NO!"

Axel opened his door and looked up and down the hallway. He blinked a few times before he scratched he back of his head, making his spikey red hair more messy. Suddenly he saw a litlle blonde boy run by clutching something to his chest. He skidded to a stop.

"Axel! Hide me!" Roxas yelled before bowling Axel over to get into his room, the boy quickly went to he bed and hid under the covers. Axel looked into his room in disbelief. He had one hand on the open door propping it open. He looked at the lump under the covers

"ROXAS!" A girl screamed. "GIVE ME BACK THE GOD DAMN COOKIES AND YOU DON'T GET SHOCKED!" Axel's emerald eyes widened. Larxene was coming down the hallway fast. She skidded to a stop in front of Axel's door. He raised an eyebrow at her and closed the door.

"I think you better listen to her. Buggy likes her cookies."

Blue eyes peeked out from under the covers "Not a chance." A portal opened around the eyes under the covers, the blue eyes were gone and so was the blanket.
"Roxas!" This time Axel screamed. "Thats my blanket!" Larxene kicked opened the door.

"Stupid Bug! That was my door!" Axel said pointing a finger at her. He walked up to her and she hit his finger down.

"You'll get over it." Axel let out his breath he was going to use to yell at her. "Where is he? He has my cookies!"

"And my blanket." Axel said with his arms crossed. "You and that blanket." Larxene said in a low voice before leaving in a portal.

So there he was, Axel, alone, With no blanket... he thought. Stupid Roxas! Axel walked out of his room and into the kitchen. He got a bag of chips and Demyx walked into the room, with his headphones blaring and playing his air-sitar.

"GAH!" Demyx yelled at the sight of Axel in the kictchen. Axel jumped and almost dropped his chips. "Why are you people yelling at me! You, Buggy, Roxas...Geeze!"

Axel left the kitchen in a huff with his beloved chips at his chest. Demyx watched him walk out of the room. He shrugged as he returned to his air-sitar, making a strange face as one could hear a high note in the song.

Roxas appeared in another room in Castle Oblivion. He peeked out of the room into the hallways around it. His eyes were shifty, in a way, yet they were taking in everything. A portal appeared in front of him.

"COOKIES!" It yelled at him, and two hands tried to grab the cookies from, as Roxas called it his "Kung Fu Grip of DOOOOM". He jumped and scampered away. "NO COOKIES FOR LARXY!" He screamed. Larxene came running after him and grabbed him by his hood. Marluxia came out of his room to see poor Roxas be nearly strangled by Larxene. Zexinon was too busy staring a a computer screen to hear Marluxia scream at them...Larxene let go of Roxas and backed away. Sure he controlled flowers, but damn those flowers were powerful. Roxas backed away as well, Larxene's Cookies well guarded.

Meanwhile Axel was in his room with his blanket and chips, perfecly happy, yes? No! Demyx was once again playing his music too loud, and Axel could feel the bass beat in his toenails.

Axel hit the wall to give Demyx a fair warning. But did he listen? Nope! Axel marched down to the room next to his. He hit the door, nothing, he hit it again, nothing again. He kicked it, and at the same time Demyx opened the door, barely missing Axels kick. Demyx looked at where Axel's foot would have been and back at Axel, to the imaginary foot, Axel, foot, Axel.

"Stop gawking at nothing!" Axel said, throwing chips at Demyx. They bounced off of his forehead, he caught it, took a bite out of it and smiled at Axel. "If you really want my foot there I'll put it there! God, I need to burn something." He sulked off, hugging the chips to his chest. "Oh and turn your music down." He said through a mouhful of crumbs while walking off. Demyx shrugged and mimicked him with an eye roll and wrist flicks. " 'Turn your music down! I'm the Lord of Fire...mehh.' " He stuck his tongue out at Axel's back. He closed the door with his foot and started dancing again.

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I honestly have no idea where this is going!

Axel: Whats with the chips…

Me: No idea! Like I said before, I just wrote it!