1Just so you know: I don't own anything that has to do with Square Enix, but I wish I did. Damn you cruel fate!
Sephiroth's Back! Ohhh Noooo!
((This takes during Advent Children, right after Kadaj drinks his own mother, however weird that is.))
Sephiroth holds Cloud up in the air, defying gravity cause Cloud's at a funny angle.
Sephy:Good to see you...ummmm...what's your name again kid?
Kid: Cloud.
Sephy: Yeah..well...good to see you...Cloud..no wait, I'm sure your name was more normal, like Bob or something, are you sure your name is Cloud?
Cloud: Yeah dumbass! Its my name, jeez!
Sephy: Hey! No one calls me dumbass, hey wait I remember you...you kicked my ass a few years back...yeah it was you looks at a random rubber ducky, that was him right?
Rubber Ducky: ...
Sephy: Fine. Be that way. launches Cloud onto the nearest rooftop or whatev...then floats to the top only to loose concentration cause of the cute fangirls and fall on his face
Sephy: Owwww! That freakin' hurt! stands up
Cloud: What do you want Sephiroth?
Sephy: Isn't it obvious, I want to kick your ass around for a while, then get tired and do something else, like stab any bunny rabbits that cross my path. And then I'll do something like sail around on this planet til' I find another–
Cloud: Alright nevermind. If I wanted to hear you go into monologue about something I can't understand because you're a grown up then I'd ask my granddad.
Sephy: You must not be that bright then.
From Cloud's perspective
Sephy: Whomp whomp not whomp whomp burp bright fart whompy must whomper spitwad be.
Regular Perspective
Sephy: Are you listening to me?
Cloud: What? I'm sorry I can't understand old folks talk. Could you speak a little younger?
Sephy: Sorry. I'm gonna like kill you, then like find another world and like burn this like stupid place.
Cloud: Oh okay...hey wait! I gotta stop you Sephy!
Sephy: No you did not just call me "Sephy" fangirls die from overhorny! Sephy creates a big thunderstorm but gets struck by lightning
Sephy: Owwwww! What the hell was that you stupid storm?
Storm: Sorry...I thought your sword was a lightning rod.
Sephy: Stupid cloud...rubs his butt
Cloud: You talking about me?
Sephy: No, I meant the storm cloud.
Cloud: Well why not call it something else?
Sephy: Like what?
Cloud: I don't know..how about creampuff?
Sephy: Why would I call my storm Creampuff?
Cloud: I don't know, why would you?
Sephy: How the hell should I know, you suggested the jackassey name.
Cloud: I did? Why didn't I realize? Why does this storm talk? Who the hell is Bob? And when is Chapelle's Show season three going to air? And why aren't we fighting?
Sephy: rubs head from irritation Why are you asking so many random questions?
Cloud: I dunno...why are you?
Sephy: WHAT? My questions are completely relevant. Yours are just dumb!
Cloud: No you didn't say "WHAT?" to me?
Sephy: Huh? And if I did? What are you gonna do chocobo head?
Cloud: Funny bangs!
Sephy: Over compensator! refers to Cloud's big sword
Cloud: That's why you got beat by a kid!
Sephy: That's what your momma said last night...ho!
Cloud: Hooker.
Sephy: AHAA! That's the same thing! I WIN!
Cloud: Damn you...GAYLORD FOCKER!
Sephy: Enough. Die Jack Nicholson!
Sephiroth jumps at Cloud
Cloud:screams like a little schoolgirl AGHHHH! Please NOOOOOO!
((Okay...kinda stupid right. I dunno...I'm a funny dude in person, but its hard to write something funny. Jeez. Anyway R&R! Cheers!))