Deleted scenes/Omakes

Authors Ramblings: I decided to make this chapter where I show you the deleted scenes or omakes of this story. Hopefully these will make you laugh.

Asuka returned home after her shopping spree and noticed Shinji's tiger taking a nap on the floor.

'Tigers sure look cute when they are asleep.' She thought, but she said: "I thought that tigers are fierce beasts and not like house cats." She turned around and started to walk towards the kitchen.

But she didn't hear when Reika got up and jumped. She dove towards Asuka and thought while in mid air: 'We like to pretend to be that way, so we can scare the shit out of you like this.'

(A.N. Remember Calvin and Hobbes.)

Maya got home and when she took her shoes off, she walked to her bedroom and plopped down on the bed. On a spread eagle position. Her arms and legs spread open.

She murmured while squirming and stretching her slender legs and arms and thought: 'MMMMMMHHHHH! Finally some good wild sex which makes me feel that my body is made of water. MMMMMAAAHH! I love this feeling.'

After Shinji left Ritsuko's office, she laid on the examination table with a cigarette she just took from her jacket pocket. She laid on her cold metallic examination table and smoked her cancer stick. And thought: HHNNNNNAAAAH! Oh that was sooooo good. GOOD. HAHAAAA! Fuck off Gendo, I won't be your sex toy anymore. Shinji satisfied me for 3 years and you are now useless. GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Maybe I should go and shoot the bastard. I could honestly say that I died with a smile on my face. No. I'm not that evil. Maybe I should just choke him a little and dumb a burning cigarette on his eye. No. I'm not that cruel. I have think about how to make him suffer.'

Warning, the next scene might be a little sick and twisted thing, so don't read if you don't think it might be funny.

Misato was sleeping. She had a hard day at the office and was now having wet dream.

'OOOOHHHH SHINJI!' She thought while sleeping.

She didn't hear that Reika was slowly advancing towards her and leapt on the bed so softly that Misato didn't wake up.

Reika positioned herself between Misato's legs and used her teeth to throw the blanket aside. Then she started to lick Misato's pussy, which made her moan loudly.

After Reika had lapped Misato's pussy with her large tongue for 5 minutes, Misato orgasmed and didn't wake up.

'And she thought that I eat her while she sleeps. She was partially right. I ate her out, but not in a usual way the tigers do.' Reika thought and walked back to Shinji's room.

Shinji noticed Reika and said: "You did it didn't you?" Reika licked her nose and lips. "You did it. I told you not to. But the harm is done and she didn't wake up, so we shall see what she does tomorrow." Then they fell asleep.

When Misato woke up next morning, she thought that her wet dream had been so wild that she kicked her blanket away. Shinji just grinned and Reika purred.