Disclaimer: YGO GX and its characters do not belong to me.

Summary: Chronos hears about those who bash him and decides to address the problem, in the way that only he can.

Warnings: This story, due to the style that is needed, is nothing but dialogue and impressions of sound. It's something new for me. Long live Chronos!

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I Have An Announcement, Na No Nae

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Is this thing on, na no nae?

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I said is this thing on, na no nae!

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Ahem. Buon giorno. I am Signore Chronos De Medici (Signore, not Signor. I am a professor, na no nae, so show some respect). Until recently, I was the Temporary Principle of Duel Academia, an island located in the Pacific Ocean. This school's purpose is to train all those who come here in the fine art of duelling.

Temporary Principle, na no nae? Ah, you are curious. Good, good. Blame Samejima-kouchou. Apparently, I only held the position because he went off on vacation somewhere. Vacation, I tell you –I'm still paying my mortgage!

Vacation, blah, blah, blah.

Anyone with sense knows that I am preferable to that Napoleon. We Italians gave you opera, the language of passion and romance - tragedy, sorrow and hate!

Napolean is French. Ha! I am sure you know what that means.

Anyway, it has come to my attention that certain people hate me. This is ridiculous. Just because I have a sense of fashion and you don't, you get jealous. Oh, na no nae, what a sad bunch of people you are…

(At least I make lipstick look good. Uncultured oafs).

They call me self-centred. Self-centred, am I? I faced down Carmula. I laid my life on the line to protect my students and I would do so again in a heartbeat. The school and its students were my responsibility. I was terrified of my opponent, but I faced her. I am good at what I do and certainly am not stupid, na no nae!

(Vampire bats, na no nae).

Next point, na no nae. Drop-out boy, Yuki Judai. At one time, he was untested. He arrived late, showing a lack of respect for the rules of this academia, but he is a good boy and that is what counts. Yuki Judai is a great duelist, na no nae. Just because a flower has not bloomed does not mean it cannot blossom into something beautiful. This academia is a garden of red, yellow and blue flowers (though lately I see nothing but white) and I defended the Osiris Red dorms from destruction because they are my students. It would be nice for you to acknowledge that, na no nae!

As for me getting others to do my dirty work (Titan failed, na no nae) we shall speak no more about that.

Moving Bastion into Obelisk Blue? Bastion? Oh, you mean Signor Misawa? (Children today) I reward good students; it is my job, na no nae.

To make this clear for you, na no nae. I do not hate Yuki Judai; I do not hate Osiris Red; I do not 'boink' men as much as you know; I do not hate romance. In fact, I am the most romantic man I know.

Finally, I do not prance around waving my arms…

Well, I am Italian you know.

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Meow?

Nyanka! Nyanka! Kirai na no nae!

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………………………………………………….. bzzzzt