1. How it all started out

I don't own DBZ. But I want it! I do own Nishune and all the charas I made up, so no stealing. If you want to use them, ask first and credit my work too for the love of Kami!

Every now and then, you might hear someone say that if today nowadays our life is easier, it's thanks to our advanced tecnology. Today, our life is easier, specially thanks to a very peculiar and popular computer with human shape and strange ears. Yes, I'm talking about the famous persocons.

I stil remember the day when I found MY persocon. It's actually pretty strange, now when I remember when we first met and all we've been through... It's thanks to him actually that my life stopped being so boring. I remember it all like it was just yesterday...

My name's Konamari. Nishune Konamari. I've just turned 16. I live here in Tokio, mainly for school reasons. My mom's away on one of her many travels (she works on a nature show) and of course I can't go with her because I have to study. I live alone in our apartment and sometimes she forgets to send money. That's why I have to work every night in a restraunt called "The Happy Tabern".

"I've finished taking out the trash, Yamcha".

"Thanks Nishu", replied my boss.

I turned around to clean a table next, when I spotted Tien typing someone's order into a computer. And right next to that computer was what looked like a very pretty teenage girl with long blond hair and green eyes. But her ears weren't human ears...

"Like my new persocon, Nishune?", he asked.

"Uhhhhhm...Yeah! Is she a new model, Tien?"

"Yup! The newest! It starts automatically, has connection to internet and can download anything real quickly"

"Wow!" I was amazed. Persocons are really cool.

"If you're thinking of uying one, than buy one of these!", Tien added while giving me a VERY HARD slap on the back.

"hehe..Maybe...", I winced while rubbing my back.

Ten minutes later I changed back to my normal clothing, grabbed my backpack, bid goodbye to Tien and Yamcha and started walking back to my apartment. The streets were quiet at night, or at least the one I was walking down was. I remembered what Tien had said about getting one of those persocons. The lattest models...

"A persocon? Yeah right..", I said to myself. Then I stopped...and let out my anger...

"HOW THE HELL AM I GONNA BY ONE OF THOSE GIZMOS! I'D HAVE TO SAVE UP FOR CENTURIES IF I WANTED ONE!"

Silence, then...

Bt...I do want one! And I want to have e-mail too! AND I WANT TO LOOK AT YAOI PAGES! YES, SIRRRRRR! Damn, now I'm talking to myself again...I have to stop doing that...(sweatdrops).

I'm the only one at school and at my job who doesn't own a persocon. I've always wanted one, but they're too expensive. I remembered I asked my mom for one and she said,"When you're 16". Well, I was 16 and I STILL didn't have one! Oh well, either way, I wouldn't know where to begin if I had one...Well, actually, I'd begin with the yaoi pages.

"Ooooohhhhhh, I want a persocon", I moaned while I continued down my way home,"Thy're soo cool. Look human and everything too! Hasn't anyone thrown one away for example". I spotted a whole bunch of trash bags in a corner, "Like right there for example", I said while laughing at what I had just said. Who would be stupid enough to throw away a...

I stopped. There was something in between those trash bags that wasn't trash. It didn't even look like it. It looked more like...

"HOLY SHIT! SOMEBODY'S THROWN A GUY IN THE TRASH!"

I couldn't belive it. But it wasn't a figment of my imagination. He was in a sitting posicion in between the bags. He had a real nice body with pale white skin, dark black hair that seemed to stick up from every angle. There were black ribbons around his waist and around his eyes like a blindfold. His arms were tied behind his back with more black ribbons.

I was freaking out now, "THEY MUST'VE KILLED HIM NOT TOO LONG AGO! MAYBE HIS KILLER'S STILL HERE WAITING TO ATTACK ANOTHER VICTIM! MAYBE I'M NEXT! MAYBE..."

I stopped for breath, when I noticed something different. Something I hadn't seen before. His ears. They were a triangular shape and they were tropical pink colored too.

"It's just a persocon...Jeez, it scared me...".

Wait a minute.

"A PERSOCON! AND IT'S IN THE TRASH! That means...It's trash...So, if I take him home with me, nothing bad will happen, right? And anyways, it's important to recycle...Or at least, that's what momma always says."

Me and my big mouth. I didn't know it yet, but my problems were just begining...

Getting the persocon home was not easy. He weighed a ton! I had to half drag, half carry him all the way back to my apartment. And that wasn't all: I didn't know how to turn on the stupid thing! I spent 4 hours touching everything and he still didn't turn on...Well, no not everything...

"HOLY SHIT! THE CROTCH! IT'S GOTTA BE THERE! IT'S THE ONLY PLACE I HAVEN'T TOUCHED YET. OH KAMI, HELP! I'M NOT DOIN' NOTHIN' WEIRD, EH?"

So, what do you think I did? I'll tell you. I took a VERY deep breath, shut my eyes, stuck my hand down the ribbons around his waist and...found the button.

I heard a small click as soon as I pushed the button, then I felt the persocon shake, then he moved. Slowly at first, then all the ribbons on his body flew off as he stood up, turning himself on. His eyes glowed brightly and his black spikey hair seemed to be blown backwards. He looked just like an angel.

Then, it stopped. He fell to his knees, right in front of me and looked up right into my eyes. He had large onyx eyes and he looked so confused. As if he didn't know where he was or what he was doing here. I tried my best to look him in the eyes and not look down further his chest, because he was wearing absolutly nothing.

"Uhhhhhmm...HIIIIIIII!HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

I wanted just to greet him ut he had suddenly pounced and I wasn't sure whether he wanted to kill me or hurt me, but he did neither. I looked up at him, he was SMILING! And then, he snuggled against my shoulder and lied there, fast asleep, like a little angel...

JEEEEEZ! Now what am I gonna do with him?

This ladies and gentleman is the end of chapter 1! So, wadda ya think? I know I'm not very good at fanfics, but I try... Please review this and tell me if I need to improve anything. Chapter 2 is on its way and this time, Nishune's got to name her new persocon and figure out how he works. Can she do it?