Feelings? Hell yeah!

By Demon Eyes

Disclaimer: Suzumiya and everything else related don't belong to me.

The - Plan-

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All the members of the S.O.S brigade were present in their club room as usual. Kyon and Itsuki were playing poker with Kyon still trying to find proof that this guy was really an esper. The quiet girl in the group Yuki was reading her books as always giving away nothing whether the book was interesting or not. It seemed like she was reading them for the sake of reading to pass time. Mikuru-chan, the Moe mascot for this brigade, often if not always used to the club's advantage, was passing on tea to her fellow mates in her maid outfit. This was to be her 'in house' clothes and this house being the club room

Of course as do all other clubs and brigades have a leader, this one was no exception. Their literally fearless leader, of whom this club was named after, was not in the vicinity of the followers, so to speak. Her name you ask. Her name is Suzumiya Haruhi. She formed this club from scratch. Well, the idea was Kyon's. He was the only person that she spoke to just because she thinks everyone to be boring. This means they are very normal people and normal means boredom to Ms. Suzumiya Haruhi. You won't believe the reason why she formed this club. This oh! So great club consisting of five people was brought into effect to search for: 1. Espers. 2. Time travellers and 3. Aliens.

But though we know nothing of Kyon, he being a normal human being thus very boring to get to know, we know a lot more than we bargained for about the rest of the members of the S.O.S brigade. Let us start with the Itsuki. Usually, to all his other classmates, he is the cool and intelligent guy who talks about everything as if he were telling a story he knew for the last five or so years. This means, whatever he says, is fact, at least to him. If he made up everything he said, he would have to have a chip for a brain. Anyway, Itsuki has a dual identity like Yuki and Mikuru as we will soon find out. His other identity, from the normal high school student, is that he is an esper. A real esper. He has proven himself quite a number of times but Kyon, the normal guy he is, can't grasp the simple concept even with the evidence given to him at ground zero.

Mikuru-chan, the most Moe girl that has ever made it to TV, is a time traveller. She is a real time traveller, so in fact that Kyon was given a visit to remember from the future Mikuru. This would've been enough to convince anyone else but this guy being the hard headed as he is, was only a little moved to search for that truth that might be out there but in truth was right in front of him. Haruhi would use Mikuru's cuteness to her advantage when she would be acquiring (more like hijacking) equipment for the club. The club that first started out with only a room and a table accompanied by a few chairs was now full with computer (new computers) LAN speed internet and many more not too useful stuff thanks to Mikuru. Examples would be how she used her as a girl being raped by the computer club president to get the first computer they had. The girl known as Haruhi was no girl to Mikuru. She was the devil herself and may be not to Mikuru-chan only. Ask the computer club president all about that.

Next comes Yuki. The glass wearing (at least used to), book reading and very quiet girl. She reads about 30 books a day. Kyon has never seen her come to the club room, ever. She is either the most punctual person in school, or she never attends classes. If you were to ask me what I think, I would tell you that I bet all my savings on the latter. Why? Well, in reality, she is an alien. Not any other alien like a person with a different physical appearance or metabolism from us but an alien as in she was created buy aliens. Yes, she is what one might call an artificial intelligence life form. She is adaptive to any environment in which she finds herself in. Can do a lot of the impossible that we mere humans only can do in our best dreams. She can manipulate matter. The universe and the air itself being made up of matter, puts her into the 'god' category but let's not jump our guns here.

Yuki is the one who first made our heads spin when she decided to sill the beans about our four companions. In fact, it was her, who let us on the secret that is Suzumiya Haruhi. Itsuki, Mikuru and Yuki, proved their real selves to Kyon in the absence of their leader. Now this would be called treachery, usually, but who are we kidding? This is not your usual stuff. You would think that seeing as the club was formed to find espers, time travellers and aliens and befriend them; it would make their president eternally happy but that was not how our mysterious trio thought it. You see, Suzumiya is an exception being. To put it in Lehman's terms, Suzumiya Haruhi is a god. No, not any god, she is the God. It is known (by the suspicious Itsuki) that Haruhi made this world as we know it. This is proven by the mysterious incidents that occur as Haruhi's mood change. Mostly bad things and these happen often when God (Haruhi) is really bored. Did I mention that everything normal is boring to Haruhi? Just think of a norm's boring day experienced by Haruhi. The world would be destroyed.

This however, introduced the other activity of the club away from the president. The other four, would get together in private and formulate a plan to make their president really busy and excited which was no easy task for a person as easily bored as her. They had all come up with a few plans on their own and were really dried up. Some worked other failed miserably. Yuki being the person that she is, quiet and obedient (at least to Kyon) was following others' plans before and now it was her turn to woo their president. The others didn't know the reasons to their conclusions but they all saw that Yuki and Haruhi were not really getting along. This brought on some hesitance in letting Yuki in Haruhi's company alone fearing the results but they were out of ideas and this had been the third day that Haruhi hadn't showed up for their meeting.

Kyon had seen her in class and she was not a force to be reckoned with, even for Kyon who was the only person in their class that Haruhi would talk to. She had cleaning duty and was in class at the time which would really confuse a few if not many people. A girl like her doing class duty! Okay, this was not a good sign. Suzumiya was really bored if she had resorted to cleaning class rooms and corridors. Kyon pointed out that it was almost time for the cleaning to finish and if Yuki was to catch Haruhi today, instead of tomorrow, she was to go now before Haruhi left for home (there was no guarantee that their president would be coming to the club room today, besides, there was another contortion in reality space to be rid of. Itsuki was the expert in this field and Kyon of course would never miss this for the world.

Mikuru being Mikuru, decided to tread along with the guys and even though it was a mystery in it's own as to how Yuki was going to confront Haruhi to entertain her, to put it simply, it was an event for the record books but Kyon being a guy with a great sense of instinct, decided that today he would not risk Haruhi's wrath a second time after what had happened in class earlier today. And with that, poor Yuki (according to Kyon0 put the book she had been reading back on the shelf and picking up her back, left to complete her task. Yuki was following Kyon's orders well which was surprising but it may be the fact that he put forward his orders in a complete manner that wouldn't bring up any misunderstandings. He learned that lesson well that day they went to Itsuki's friends' island. The others went their separate ways to go clean up after God's mess and Yuki proceeded to Kyon and Haruhi's classroom where the said divine being would be.

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(Room 1-D)

Haruhi was not having a very good start of a week. There she was, thinking of many different ways she would make her life less boring and came their homeroom teacher reminding her of the crap that was class duty. "Duty my ass." She cursed. It sounded like a great deal of responsibility but in truth, it meant, cleaning the chalk board, sweeping and moping the floor and all other hygiene crap that filled the S.O.P list of their class. This was proving to be one of those weeks that were not in her favour. She was going to give Mikuru-chan hell tomorrow when she went back. Fuck Kyon because she was going to finish that video and add in a few, okay maybe a lot, of extras not excluding Mikuru's G-13 pictures. Mwe he he, stupid Kyon thought that he had his way last time he deleted her pictures. The dumb idiot had never thought about the negatives. Haruhi's mood was starting to lighten up from the little laughter she was giving herself when she heard the double doors to the class room open.

She looked up and if she was being honest with herself, she was surprised to see the person that was now entering the class and gently closing the door behind her. "Yuki. What are you doing here?" She paused in her cleaning and gave her full attention to this quiet mascot of her newly formed brigade. She was really hyped in finding out what brought this girl who seemed not to like her here to her. Yuki seemed to Haruhi, the type of girl that wouldn't say jack to anyone unless urged to so, why would she be here uninvited? The girl in question only walked forward without saying a word all the while Haruhi's interest meter hiking up to the max.

Yuki placed her school bag in one of the up turned chairs and rolled up her cardigan. She went to the still white black board and picking up the duster, started cleaning it. "I will help you finish up here in less time and then I will accompany you to your home." Is all she said and continued to do the task she had given to her self. When there was no comment to what she had said, seeing as anyone would be expecting one, she paused and turned to look at Haruhi with as inquisitive a look as you would see on a robot (meaning none whatsoever) and asked, "Is that not okay?" Haruhi should her elegant haired head a little and assured her that it was not a problem. She had a lot to say but for some reason the words stayed with her in her thoughts. A smile graced her lips as Yuki turned to resume her dusting.

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In a completely different pane of existence, or for the luck there of where Kyon and company were witnessing a distorted giant smashing away at buildings upon their arrival, were left puzzled as no sooner had they arrived than the giant disappeared.

To be continued...?