Frozen Fire presents: Don't Pet the Kitty

This was a crazy idea my friend Liger Zero Nightmare (Bobby aka Iceman) and I, Master Fifer, (Johnny aka Pyro) were thinking of one day, and possessed the will power to actually write it down. BTW: we love the X-Men (Go Angel and Nightcrawler! WOOO!) but hate Kitty or Shadowcat. There is something about her that makes us sick… BE WARNED KITTY LOVERS. WE DO NOT "PET THE KITTY" IN THIS STORY. SHE WILL NOT BE HAPPY WITH THIS. If anyone knows Kitty, we would recommend not letting her see this. Thanx. Oh, and tell her to change her litter box.

My friend, Bobby, is laughing very hard in the corner. Hehehehehe… Without further ado, we give you "Don't Pet the Kitty."

Sincerely,

Pyro and Iceman.

PS, some of it is in diary form. Bobby's entries are in bold. You have been warned.

DON'T PET THE KITTY

Dear Diary,

To be honest, the first day I saw Kitty, I was very polite. I said a friendly hello and then complimented the child growing within her with a, "Congrats on the baby." She turned and looked at me oddly, while saying,

"I'm sorry were you talking to me?"

Then it was my turn to look at her oddly. I left, muttering about oblivous, stupid, pregnant women.

Pyro

PS, My tongue got frozen to a pole. … in Summer time by Popsicle Hands.

Dear Diary,

The moment I saw her my eyes lit up with a passion.. OF TOTAL DISGUST!

How could people allow children to get pregnant at that age? It was disgusting. I lost my appetite. I saw Flaming Torch Wannabe go up to her and compliment on the child, a rare moment of kindness, and she said she wasn't pregnant. …. Oopsies…

In other news, I froze Smoky's tongue to a pole. … And it was Summer… I laughed a lot. Hehehehe…

Iceman

PS, seriously, DON'T freeze your tongues to things… it hurts…

Johnny leaned over to look at Bobby's paper in history class. Hey, can't a guy catch a peek? He was drawing… a face. Seriously, this kid had issues… Underneath the drawing was the word: KITTY. No wonder it was so hideous! Even if the powers vested in both Da Vinci and Rafael drew Kitty, it would have turned out like the drawing on Bobby's papers.

Bobby looked at him.

"Quit staring! You're cheating!"

"You're not doing anything so I possibly can't cheat! What's the point of stealing answers if you're drawing the Devil."

"It's not the Devil!" Bobby hissed. "It's Kitty."

"Ohhhh… that would explain the vile eyes and disturbing horns."

"Why do you pretend to like her?"

"Why DO YOU?"

"I thought that everyone else did, so I did too."

Johnny looked at Bobby.

"Me TOO. But, you're not supposed to follow the crowd."

"And what are you doing?"

"…. Touche. I have an idea. Meet me after class."

After class had ended forty-five minutes later, Bobby and Johnny met on the fountain.

"What?"

"I've been thinking-"

"Oh my god, I hope you did some warm ups first!"

Johnny glared at him.

"For your information, yes, I did, and thanks for caring."

"I was being sarcastic…"

"No, really? Idiot. Now, we both hate Kitty, right?"

"Yeah."

"And you have the power of ice-"

"DUH."

"LET ME FINISH! The power of ice, and I have the power of fire. So, let's make a group that hates Kitty. We shall call it: Frozen Fire."

Bobby stared at the fire wielder.

"How could one so idiotic make up something so brilliant?"

"I have my ways… I'm still pissed at you for the tongue thing." He crossed his arms defiantly. Bobby just laughed.

Thus, Frozen Fire was created.

It gets funnier, just wait. Trust us… FWHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA-

Johnny, what have I told you about evil laughter in the house?

It causes people to stare and think were on to something. Again.

That's right. Now tell the people the lovely disclaimer you FORGOT in the beginning pharagraph.

Fine. We don't own X-men. Happy now?

Quite.

( sticks out tongue)

Immature… R & R, pls. Flames will be ignored.