Inui's New Delux Penal Tea

Disclaimer: Not my characters. Though I'd kill to own them TT-TT cries

AN: Me and my friend came up with this at lunch, just like we did with A Small Fall. What can I say? We had a LOT of free time on our hands during lunch. So we came up with a load of crack fics X3 hehehehe..enjoy

Chapter 6: Eiji's Big Adventure! Pt.2

The first thing Eiji noticed when he woke up, was that the colour had finally died down. Instead of bright pink and gold, he was relieved to find that there were now duller colours...namely grey. But a lot better than the bright pink of the mansion.

The second thing that he took into notice, was that he wasn't in Rikkai Dai. Or near Oishi. ...Or near anyone for that matter. With huge puppy eyes, and a pouting lower lip, Eiji crawled off the bench he'd been set on and started looking around. He found racquets. With a small squeal of delight, he pulled one down to hug it, and wandered out of the room when he finally found the door. Unfortunately, he didn't recognize any of the area around him.

With a pout, he began to explore the grounds, managing to find his way to the tennis courts successfully. Upon finding said courts, he also found the Hyotei regulars. Finally something familiar! He ran over happily, managing to trip on the way. When he sat up, he felt something run down his arm and looked at his elbow. He'd managed to scrape his elbow, and now had a small line of blood trickling from it. He began crying, soon attracting the attention of the members on the court.

Jirou ran over first, carefully cleaning the small scrape, "Poor Kiku-chan! You weren't suppose to leave the clubroom!"

Eiji sniffed and looked at his elbow, prodding at the band-aid that had been placed there, "B-but...I..." he then remembered he was originally staying with Yukimura, and started crying again, "I want Oishi!"

"What is going on over here?"

Everyone turned, even Eiji, to the Hyotei tennis coach. He looked none too pleased at the commotion. Atobe pulled him off to the side to explain, while Jirou tried to calm Eiji down. The child just continued crying, going on about Oishi, and then Daigorou, then Oishi again. It took a while, but Jirou finally got him calm, by giving him a chocolate bar. At least until Atobe came back.

"If you wait another ten minutes, we can drop you off at Rikkai Dai Fuzoku." Atobe was looking down at Eiji with a partial glare at causing the trouble.

"No! Oishi now! Eep!" Annoyed with the noise he was making, the captain of Hyotei had picked the boy up by the back of his overalls.

"Ten minutes. You can behave that long, can't you?"

"B-but...Oishi." Eiji whimpered, trying to get back to Jirou. The usually sleeping player quickly pried the child away from his captain, apologizing repeatitively to him. Eiji, in that time, sneaked another candy bar out of Jirou's pocket and started eating it. Atobe twitched and turned to resume his practice.

"Uncle Jirou, I want Oishi!" The child pouted, acting as though he hadn't just stolen the candy and clung to the player. Jirou could only grin and rub the back of his neck in apology.

"Sorry, Kiku-chan...I don't know how to get to Rikkai Dai...I just know that the coolest tennis player goes there!" Jirou practically went day-dream mode at the thought of his idol. Eiji, in that time, slid down from his lap, after finding there wasn't anymore candy, and wandered off to find Gakuto. As expected, he found him at the far court with Yuushi, playing against Shishido and Chotorou. Quietly, he snuck up behind them, latching onto the acrobat's leg.

"Uncle Gakuto!"

Gakuto had stumbled when Eiji had latched onto him, and was now glaring daggers at the boy. Yuushi had halted in mid-serve to keep from hitting either of them, Shishido had smacked his forehead with his hand in irritation, and Chotorou was trying to pry Eiji away before Gakuto could harm the boy.

"We're in the middle of something, brat!"

"Not a brat!" Eiji pouted, "I want Oishi!"

Chotorou pulled him away before Gakuto could smack him with his racquet, glaring daggers at the child, then Chotorou, "Keep that thing off me!"

"Oi! Don't take it out on Chotorou!" Shishido jumped into the conversation before the accused second year could say anything, "It's your own damn fault for always being an ass to the Golden Pair."

"I believe friendly taunting isn't the same as being an ass, Shishido. And you really shouldn't talk, seeing as how you've been an ass to quite a few of our rival teams." Yuushi pointed out, managing to stay collected and act somewhat like a gentleman.

Chotorou quietly backed away from the scene and set Eiji down, giving him a push towards Jirou and Atobe before going to keep his sempais from ripping each other to pieces.

Eiji pouted and tupped off, tugging at Atobe's pant leg, "Uncle Keigo, how do I get to Rikkai Dai?"

"By sitting still for another couple of minutes." He grabbed him and set him down on Jirou, "Just. Stay. There."

The minute Atobe turned around, Eiji had latched himself back onto his leg and was pouting once more, "No! Now!"

The Hyotei captain growled, and reached down to pry him off again. Eiji bound away before he could, though he did fall when Atobe hit his leg. Jirou made a mortified squeak and Eiji bounced back up, seemingly unharmed. He did, however, turn on Atobe and kicked him, "You made me trip--EEP!" Eiji darted away when Atobe tried to grab him again. The captain followed, ignoring that he shouldn't be insulted by the child. He chased the red head for a while, until he again dove behind Jirou, in which Atobe was forced to stop chasing and struggle to keep a straight voice, "Jirou...give me the brat."

"But, Atobe...he's just a kid--"

"EVIL! TAKING ME FROM OISHI!" Eiji poked out from behind Jirou, half pouting and half glaring, before he squeaked and ducked behind the nerocleptic again, again causing a scene, when he screamed in an even louder voice, "PEDOPHILE!"

A familiar buzz began to go through Eiji's mind as the chocolate bars he'd stolen set in and he darted away, with Atobe-who had cracked under being called a 'pedophile'- chased after him. They ran all over the school; across the tennis courts, basketball courts, soccer field...though that almost ended rather messy. When Eiji had stepped onto the field, the first thing he noticed, was Atobe behind him, and quickly whipped his head around to watch the field in front of him, just to see a white and black blur flying at him. With a terrified squeal, he ducked and continued running when he heard a string of swears coming from the Hyotei tennis captain. Who knew Mr. High and Mighty could swear like that? As he was running, he heard people in the background, questioning, "What was that?"

"Did you see the little red blur, too?"

Little red blur? Mean!

"Oh my god, what if it's a ghost?"

Freak. Eiji pouted at hearing someone call him a ghost.

"Oh my god, what if you're a total freak?"

Oh my god, I totally love that person.

"Atobe-sempai, are you ok?"

...Atobe?...Right.

"Ore-sama...is going to kill that brat!"

...Oh, Hell...

At that point Eiji chanced a look over his shoulder and took off even faster.

Eventually, he found his way to the outside of the school, and found a man waiting at a bus stop bench. He tupped over and tugged at the man's pant leg, "Excuse me? How do I get to Rikkai Dai Fuzoku?"

The man lowered his newspaper and smiled down at the boy, though he wondered why a child needed to get to the school, "Well, if you take this bus, it's the fourth stop. But why are you by yourself? Would you like me to go with you? We could find your parents...get you some food--"

Eiji had twitched after the man had said 'would you like me to go with you?', and, upon hearing the offer of food, kicked the man, "Pedophile!"

He quickly ran off, still overly-energetic. He wasn't sure why, but people were being way too friendly! After a while, the red head stopped and contemplated his situation. Come to think of it... He thought back to the bus stop man, and his question. 'Why are you by yourself?'...Oh! He mentally slapped himself when he remembered he was six. Of course people would act weird. With a sigh, he climbed onto the next bus stop bench and waited. It came within a few minutes, and he was relieved to find that the man he'd kicked earlier wasn't on the bus. He sat behind the driver, and asked his question again, "Which stop do I need to get off to get to Rikkai Dai Fuzoku?"

"Eh? This bus doesn't go to Rikkai Dai Fuzoku, kid." The driver turned around, "Why do you need to be there?"

"Er...I needed to see brother..." Eiji racked his brain for another solution, "...Does this bus go by Fudomine?"

"Yeah, why?"

"My other brother goes to that school. They had clashing interests, so they split after grade-school." He hoped it was believable. The bus driver simply turned around and began driving. Eiji slumped in his chair, wondering if he would ever be able to get to his final destination. A lot of people tried to sit next to him, but quickly backed off when he started making little cat hisses and laid down on the chair. The seat across from him was soon taken by someone, a middle aged man, who tried talking to him.

"Are you by yourself?"

"Yes."

"Where are your parents?"

"At work."

"Don't you have any siblings?"

"They're at school."

"Why aren't you in school?"

"We just moved here. Mommy said she hasn't transfered me yet."

Eiji was quickly getting annoyed by the questions, though his childish half registered the questions as things only stalkers would ask. The man soon stood, offering to help Eiji, who, still having plenty of sugar in his system, and plenty of paranoia, kicked his knee and dived under the bus seat, "PEDOPHILE!"

The man was ushered off by the bus driver. No one bothered trying to talk to him after that. After another few stops, the bus driver turned around, "Kid, we're at Fudomine."

Eiji jumped up, "Really? Thank you, so much!"

"Yeah, yeah. Kids shouldn't wander around by themselves. There are some real freaks out there." The driver made a serious face, but made it obvious he was teasing the little boy. Eiji pouted, lightly kicking the man in the shin before running off the bus. He waved after the bus as it left; he liked that bus driver. He was funny...though he did freak him out a bit. Eiji shrugged it off and looked up at the gates of Fudomine. If he couldn't find Oishi, Tezuka, Momo and Ryoma were the next best choice right? Thinking he was safe, and with a happy smile as the sugar continued running through him, he skipped through the school to find the tennis courts.

He couldn't have been more wrong about being safe though.

...Darn it. I was trying to make each kid adventure two parts. Oh well. The next chapter should be...interesting.

Review time!

Winter's Light: Glad you like it n.n

KagomeGirl021: Yay, I made someone laugh -heart-

tessaeharrison: Yes. Evil link. I always forget they have to be posted a certain way -sighs-. I hope this wasn't too disappointing.

Old Fiat:The anime was just now translated. The manga has been out for a while, I believe. And I'm glad I could help -

KiriharaAkaya: Yes! Love the froggy! ...Froggy's going to make a guest appearence in the next chapter. So look for him, savvy? ...Fuji has a western accent at times in the Englishversion. -gets a very sad kick out of that-(And I totally agree x.x Naruto in English just...omfg. -shudders-)

dragonmage27: Made another person laugh -heart- yay!

Shinigami: Saeki's shocked for many reasons n.n We will explore those reasons after this next chapter. After I get through with Eiji's Big Adventure! we're going to go see how Fuji's spending his first day. Aaaaaaaaaall will be made clear. And don't worry. Yuuta's gonna have a part in this. How could we not throw Yuuta-chan into this? As to Jin...XD He's going to have an interesting time with Taka.

yaelifivefour: He's a baka alright, but we still love him -heartheartheart- ...And yay for competition XD

merissala: that's a good totally wack right n.n;;?

plushhiguma: First off, love your name XD. As for Kiku-chan...you know Fujiko-chan wouldn't get too mad...well. Not yet. Fujiko-chan's going to be veeeeeeeery busy. He won't have time to kill Kiku-chan...er...yet.

To watch the english episodes (they have up to episode four and put a new episode up every Monday), it's

www . toonami jetstream . com Just take out the spaces.

(Aren't you proud? I finally figured it out! Yay!)

In the next chapter: Eiji's Big Adventures Comes to an End. Tezuka's not happy about Eiji running away, Akira seems to be going through hell, Shinji's...well. Shinji's Shinji. And Eiji FINALLY gets to Rikkai Dai! Only...to cause more chaos. Why is he doing it and how is he getting away with it? Join us next time!