Title: A cursed Fox
Disclaimer: I think by now I have made it perfectly clear that I don't own Naruto most of the jutsu or anything else for that matter
Summery: Naruto meets new people and deals with a major annoyance.
Author note: all right some people have been bugging me about when people are talking so here is a rough translation.
(Blah, blah, blah)- Demons thoughts
Blah, blah, blah – Demons talkingBlah, blah, blah – Normal talking
Blah, blah, blah – Normal thoughts
(Blah, blah, blah)- in story author note
Any questions? IF so don't ask…
Chapter Nine: the curious, The stupid, and the god damned ugly!
In Kohona:
When Naruto woke up he looked around noticing the décor it wasn't hard to figure out he was in a hospital. "Ugh, why does my head hurt?" As usual for Naruto woke up with a massive headache but what he heard next was not expected… "Why does my ass hurt?" asked a familiar feminine voice. Naruto's eyes burst open just in time for him to see Tenten ask, "Why does my throat hurt?" Then he noticed Ino rubbing her ass. Then he noticed Sakura with her hands between her legs. "So, do you have any Idea how much my-" Naruto conveniently cut her off my saying, "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!" All the girls looked at him each blushing like wildfire "WELL?" The fox boy insisted. Ino was the first to speak up "Well lets just say you were very energetic last night." "Energetic is an understatement, It was heaven…" Sakura added passionately. Naruto was shocked "you mean we did… IT… in the middle of a hospital?" He said panicking. "Yep…"said Sakura giggling "And we're still hungry for more…"Purred Ino. At once Naruto passed out from too much blood racing to the wrong head…..
In The village of sound:
In the sound village a ninja long thought Dead by people he used to call friends awoke from a deep meditation…. He had felt…IT…. He knew instinctively what he had to do and as much as he hated it he would need help…. In a rush the Snake lord gathered scrolls, weapons, other supplies and assembled the sound Five. "My loyal fighters we must hurry to the leaf village but I need you to get a message to a few allies for me…."
"Lord Orochimaru are you sure you don't want to send scouts first?" a sound Ninja asked. The Snake Sennin looked skywards for a second before turning to the gate guard responding, "NO! I have unfinished business in Kohona anyway…" Before anyone could say another word the Sennin set off
on his own, while five shadows left the opposite side at speeds only demons could reach….
In The village of sand:
"What are you saying?" Shouted the Yondaime Kazekage. The redhead in front of him clutched his head in pain before responding "Mother is screaming at me to head to the land of the leaf! She says something has been reborn and has to be stopped!" The kazekage stared at his son "Fine, but bring Temari and Kankorou with you." With that the carrier of Ichibi no Shukaku ran to find his brother and sister. He had a job to do and someone or something to stop….
One week after the events in the hospital…
It had been A week since the huge ass fight between Mizuki and Naruto… but really there was no signs it even happened though right now he was running from a bunch of PISSED villagers. In one day he broke every one of Kohona's prank records.
So far he had….
Stolen all issues of Icha Icha paradise then burned them…
Painted every one of the Hokage's monuments…
Used a specialized Henge to make all the villagers' switch gender…
Mooned every villager in Kohona with a clever use of Kage Bunshin….
And used a new mold bomb jutsu to 'decorate' a good chunk of Kohona…
And right now he was running for dear life while in a Henge that made him look like Sasuke Uchiha…
Five hours later after perfectly ditching the asshole villagers Naruto was at the one place you would always find him…. The ramen stand…. What the fox boy wasn't expecting was to see two very Pissed off Sennin Parents holding a leash on at least a thousand rabid fangirls. "TAKE YOUR PUNISHMENT LIKE A MAN!" Jiraiya yelled…
Five seconds later Tsunade let loose the leashes and the chase was on…
They ran threw town, the hot springs, around the Hokage's tower, but eventually the fox boy was caught and molested by no less than all of his fangirls.
When he got home that evening Jiraiya and Tsunade both noticed the Henge he was wearing instead of clothes….
Author: I AM SORRY MY FANS I DID'NT MEAN TO LEAVE YOU HANGING FOR SO LONG!
Editor: Shut up just tell them the truth!
Author: BLAME THE AMISH AND THEIR HIDDEN MISSLE SILOS! Wait… I MEAN BLAME THE DAMN SCHOOL SYSTEM!
Editor: You're a f#$King Dumb-ass you know that?
Author: BEGONE VERGIN!
Now that he's gone I will explain….
I had tons of school shit that I had to do and still have to do but now I'm back on track so I will have a chapter posted every weekend or every other week depending on how long you guys want it.
READ, REVIEW, AND KILL BISHONIN ASSHOLES! THAT'S MY MOTTO!