Sigh. I really should be focusing on other stories instead of creating new ones. Gah. The good thing about this one, though, is that it's not really a story and each chapter doesn't take long to write.

My friend and I were talking and she said something that just made me want to write this and so I had to. Dx Don't worry, I do plan on continuing my other stories, especially since each chapter in this won't be terribly long.

Just be prepared. You are about to enter the world of darkness.

These are diary/journal entries written by the members of Organization XIII.

I've warned you. BE PREPARED. FOR ANYTHING.

Ahem. And onto the entries. By the way, I won't be saying the author's name if I can help it until the end.

The Life of Darkness

Entry One: Intercom

I think I could have had a heart attack today. I really do! The scariest--and I mean scariest--thing happened at the castle today. It was just horrifying. I didn't even know it was possible! Living my Nobody life here at the castle has been dark, to say the least. But never-never-has it gotten this dark. The day was going by as usual. I was doing my performed duties, sneaking off with Luxord to play some…ahem, strip poker with Larxene, and just living the life of a Nobody.

Suddenly, though, right as Luxord was about to strip off his cloak-so maybe I'm glad that this dark event occurred. Seeing Luxord cloak-less is not a pretty sight, let me tell you. Anyway. There was this voice! And dude, I had no idea where it was coming from. It was just there. Luxord seemed as confused as I did but Larxene, dude, she was just looking annoyed. I had a feeling she was somehow involved in this…voice plot. I watched her suspiciously until I recognized the voice!

It was Xemnas. Number I fucking Xemnas.

I was still baffled on where his voice was coming from. Now, I knew the dude was powerful and whatever but this powerful? He was able to make his voice project across the entire castle from…wherever he was! I voiced my concerns that our leader may be losing it to Luxord and Larxene. Luxord whole-heartedly agreed while Larxene called us idiots. I was used to the nickname by now. It was nothing new. But then she said something and it dawned on me.

Xemnas wasn't losing it. In fact, he was perfectly sa- No; I'd better not finish that thought in case of jinxing something. We all know that Xemnas is on the brink of insanity as it is. But right now, everything seemed completely logical. Even where his voice was coming from! Now that right there was a shocker. Both to myself and Luxord.

Larxene said that he was speaking over the intercom.

And once more, I was baffled.

An intercom? A fucking intercom! When in all hells did we even get an intercom! Dude, this place is more of a mystery to me as the days go by. I mean, why had I never heard of an intercom before? I'd never heard someone speak to the entire castle before now. Was that leader of ours just keeping it a secret! Damn him.

After getting over the shock that I could speak to the entire castle through this so-called intercom, I figured that I should listen to what Xemnas had to say since it might have been important.

WRONG.

He wanted to tell us a story. Yes, that's right, YOU HEARD ME.

A STORY.

AS IN…STORYTIME.

As in, we all sit in a circle and listen to the story of the two little bunnies. Except we all couldn't sit in a circle right now. Now I was sure: Xemnas was insane. Not as insane as Xaldin, though. That dude is like…certified insane.

Even if it did seem a little ridiculous to me, though Larxene said I'd done worse, we all listened in anyway.

Once upon a time there were thirteen people dressed in black. Their leader one day decided that they were too boring in all black. So he gathered everyone up and gave them a new cloak with a different color for each one. And then there was…creativity. And the thirteen people lived happily ever after. The end.

The end! Oh wait, there was more.

There's a mandatory "fashion" meeting tomorrow.

How wonderful, huh? As if.

To make matters worse, hours after "story time", mullet boy got a hold of the intercom. He figured we all needed cheering up and so he played us music. On his sitar. No doubt he had his little water clones dancing with him.

It just makes me wonder where the hell this intercom is and how I could get a hold of it. Of course it makes sense for Xemnas to use it…but then mullet boy goes up and uses it! What is this Organization coming to!

I swear, dude, this place is getting crazier and crazier every day. Larxene says I have no room to talk on that subject, though. Yeah, right. I am totally not crazy, dude. The only reason I jumped off that balcony of the castle was because I thought I could fly! I mean, who doesn't think they can fly? And I obviously didn't die. So I am not crazy. STFU Larxene. Yeah, that's right. You heard me! I need to go freshen up my eye patch now. Until we meet again.

:Number II, Xigbar:

1234 Happiness Way

The World That Never Was

Well…that was fun to write. And kudos to my friend who, unknowingly to her, gave me the idea to write this! Haha. Don't you just love the address for the Organization? Just guess what the next entry will be about! x3 I know who's going to write the next entry and what it will be about. It should be coming up soon!

And just because I'm absolutely infatuated with Number VII, The Luna Diviner, Saix, he might have just a tad bit more entries than everyone else. But I'll make sure to get everyone else. Plus it'll be hard to write as Saix. He's angry. D: