They're doing WHAT?

By Topaz Talyn

I do not own Metal Gear or any related characters

"Well nice to see you again." Said Sigint

"Same to you" replied Para-medic

It had been about ten years since the success of operation Snake Eater. The team had gone their separate ways. Recently however they had been invited to a meeting. The government agent had told them that there was big news involving their old colleague Jack better known as Big Boss.

"So what do you think the news is?" asked Sigint

"Snake err Boss has probably screwed something up and we're needed to fix it." Replied Para-medic

"Yeah he was a weird guy. Do you remember what he said about that box being his destiny?" asked Sigint

"Yeah that was weird but what about the magical battery recharging Russian glowcap mushrooms. I looked it up there is no possible way that that could have happened."

"Hell, I can top that." Said Sigint

"How?" asked Para-medic

"Well this one time he called me and he wasn't wearing his shirt. I told him it was a bad idea to wander around shirtless. His response was of course to ask if he could take off his pants."

There was a pause then Para-medic spoke

"Well did he?"

"Did he what?"

"Take off his pants?"

"Man, I don't know. Knowing him he probably did."

An idea struck Sigint.

"Hey," he said, "Maybe Big Boss is retiring. Maybe that's the news."

"Well we can only hope."

At that moment Major Zero entered and after exchanging brief pleasantries he began his briefing

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5 MINUTES LATER

Neither Sigint nor Para-medic could believe what they were hearing. It was unbelievable.

"They're CLONING him?" They both shouted simultaneously.

The End