Daisies and Deodorant
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Chapter 1
Planning the Party
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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Naruto's world. However, I do own this story. So don't you DARE steal my story idea and plot or I will HUNT YOU DOWN! …thank you
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"—and then we need some flower bouquets too, y'know, for the simulation wedding at eleven, I think you can take care of those, right, Ino? And then we need some really fancy dresses, now where will we get some really fancy dresses? Do you people have any fancy dresses?"
"Um… ano, s-some of my a-aunts keep some formal d-dresses for special o-occasions, so…. Um…"
"Perfect! Hinata will take care of the really fancy dresses, and then we need tableware… um, I think I have some, but it'll be better if someone has blue tableware, Sakura do you have blue tableware?"
"Tenten, why would I have blue tableware?"
"I don't know, you just might… um, food and drink, check, location, check, boys? Um… have we come up with any super awesome plan to lure the boys here at eleven? No? Er… Sakura, you take care of that, you've got the brains around here… don't look at me like that Ino, it's true! Ok, we also need craft supplies…"
"Craft supplies?"
"Yes, Ino, craft supplies. You know, like glue and cardboard, fake flowers, ribbons, buttons, the lot. I hope you have some, otherwise we'll have to go on a midnight shopping spree…"
"I-I like m-midnight shopping sprees…"
"Really, Hinata? Have you ever been on one?"
"Uh huh… l-lots of times… with Neji-niisan…"
"You go on shopping sprees with Neji!"
"Ano… well, when my period started this September…. Umm…. Er……"
"Ok, Hinata, we get it. Anyways, so we add a midnight shopping spree to our to-do list? That means we need money…"
"That's no problem Tenten! Look at this!"
"Wow!"
"Awesome!"
"Sakura, when did you get the chance to swipe your mom's debit card?"
"When she leaned over to pick up some dishes I took it from her purse! Aren't I great?"
"Yes, Sakura-forehead awesome."
"You shut up Ino pig, you're just jealous of my ninja-skills!"
"A-ano… is it o-ok to steal stuff f-from your m-mom? Won't y-you get in tr-trouble…?"
"Its fine, Hinata! It's not like we're doing drugs or anything! Just going on a shopping spree!"
"B-but Neji-niisan to-told me that st-stealing was b-bad…"
"Screw Neji! He's way too uptight…. No offense to you, Tenten, but it's true."
"Yeah, I know… but he's still really hot."
"Uh… yeah, you think that Tenten… anyways… so what's our to-do plan?"
"Neji… uh, what? Oh, sorry… ahem, let's see, first we bring out the snacks and eat and gossip for like, two hours… then we play traditional sleepover games, like truth or dare and other little games I got with my 'deluxe sleepover game kit'…"
"Wow, that's awesome Tenten, where'd you get that?"
"On eBay. Through the mail."
"A-ano… Neji-niisan a-also says that e-eBay is a nonsensical w-way of l-losing concentration a-and w-wasting m-money that could b-be spent on w-weapons…"
"Girl, you should stop listening that that boy. You know how men are."
"Yeah, they're totally obnoxious brats…"
"…and insensitive losers…"
"…but they're still hot."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"What? What? What are you staring at me for? Is it my fault you lot haven't completely hit puberty yet? Huh?"
"…Whatever Tenten. What else?"
"Mm…? Oh, alright, after doing the games, we pretend to go to sleep. We wait until my parents finally go to bed, and then we sneak out to the tree house in the backyard. Of course, we bring everything with us… we'll put on the fancy dresses and pretend we're getting married to the guy of your choice, no Sakura and Ino, don't fight over Sasuke or I will STRANGLE you, explain why we like him, yes, we will explain! Ano, Hinata, your face is so red… do you want some water? You look faint."
"Um…um…. n-no, I'm f-fine…"
"…ooooook, anyways, we then lure the boys here and confess our love."
"…"
"…"
"…WHAT! Tenten, are you insane!"
"No! I'm serious!"
"Ah! I can't possible confess my love! Never! Never!"
"U-um… I-I've got a question…"
"Yes Hinata? And you don't have to raise your hand, it's not like I'm your sensei or anything."
"O-ok, b-but what if the b-boys don't like u-us back?"
"Don't be silly! Why wouldn't the boys like pretty girls like us? I mean, we've got half the normal male population of Konoha kneeling at our feet!"
"…"
"What is it Hinata?"
"W-what if… w-what if they're gay?"
"…"
"Ew, Hinata, don't think that way. What makes you think that anyways?"
"um… Neji-niisan says…"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Hinata shut your mouth right now! I will not have you destroy my perfect view of Hyuuga Neji! I will find out myself today!"
"… It's no sacrifice to you, Tenten; we all know who you like."
"…shut up. Ok, so does everyone know what to bring? What we're doing?"
"Hey, Tenten."
"What is it, Ino?"
"Should we bring condoms."
"Agh, INO!"
"Ew…"
"…"
"No! Ino, look what you've done! Hinata! Hinata! Can you hear me!"
"She fainted, Tenten."
"Nooooo! Someone get an ambulance?"
"Don't worry, I'm an expert at medical treatment… er… you do this hand signal, then this one… and then I think…"
"I'm going to get out of here, before Sakura-forehead botches up a jutsu…"
"SHUT UP INO PIG!"
"So tomorrow at six?"
"Yep! See you there!"
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Author's notes: I know its all dialogue, but I'm hoping people can read this through well enough! Thanks for reading! Please R/R!