A/n: Okay, this is a yaoi as a challenge fic by Ajah-nee... 'Tis very... disturbing, to many. Sop don't like don't read. 'Tis based off of my nickname for Shigure...
Disclaimer: DAMN YOU ALL YOU ELECTRICIANS AND YOUR RAMBLINGS OF PEA SOUP! I DON'T OWN THE PEA SOUP, SHIGGY-BEAR OR YUKI... But I do own... nothing really
The Power Of Teh Shiggy-Bear
Is it unhealthy to have "feelings" for your younger cousin?
Shigure asked himself that question constantly... About his love for the "Prince"
Prince Yuki, that is...
So, one fine day, Shiggy concocted a plan to make his "Prince" call him Shiggy-bear, as you do...
Anyway...
Shiggy decided to seduce Yuki into his room with some Tohru porn, as people do.
It worked, not really well, but it worked, nonetheless...
"Shiggure, are you the one who keeps giving me this Tohru porn?" Yuki asked as he walked, slowly, into Shiggy's room.
Shiggy closed the door and breathed on Yuki's neck, saying "Call me your Shiggy-Bear,"
Yuki fell over his own feet, which, I might add, didn't add any effect, whatsoever.
Yuki then said: "Oh my! Shiggy (a) bear!" which sounded like what Shiggy wanted to hear... so Shiggy glomped him...
But Yuki said he was in love with annother... named...
HATORI!
And so Shiggy cried...
Thus he figured that he would have to win back the love of Yuki from Hatori... By axe murdering Ha'ri?
No, but by simply showing Yuki "pleasure" like he'd never seen...
Thus to say, thjat Hatori had no feelings whatsoever for Yuki in the first place, so it wouldn't've done any good to kill him with an axe anyway. '
So Shiggy showed Yuki pleasure, thus they fell in love and had lotsa little Shiggy's and Yuki's... wait, they were both guys... Okay well then, that would mean male pregnancy, which didn't happen, so they just lived happily ever after...
Hatori was sitting down at the kitchen table when suddenly he hears Shiggy and Yuki "going at it" again...
He sighed and went back to eating his pea soup (this was pea, not pee...)
A/n: Ajah-nee said to make it random, thus I did, but I think it is crap, so you decide...