Warriors R Us

When warrior's go shopping!

This chapter contains one sexual word in it, so if you can not handle that, please DO NOT read this chapter. I will not be changing the ratings because the rest of the chapters are rated T, and one sexual word should not make the whole thing M when the rest is T.

(AN:// Yay! I'm so happy I've gotten back into this story! Anyways, I don't have many ideas, but the ones I have a hope will be OK! Please read and review, I do accept flames because I love to laugh at how lame people can be! )

Firestar's RAZR: looks around I'm starting to run out of ringtones here.

Firestar: Oh, that's ok, Cellphonestar.

Greystripe: Ahem, CELLPHONESTAR?! What the-

Firestar: WHAT?! You weren't supposed to hear that!

Greystripe: laughs insanely

Firestar: Well, anyways, if you're not calling me, then who is? Picks up phone Hello?

Cinderpaw: Hey there, Firestar. Anyways, so me and Hazelpaw, and like, the rest of the girls, can't drive ourselves up to the mall, because we haven't gotten our license yet. So, like, will you drive us?

Firestar: Greystripe, you wanna go shoppin?!

Greystipe: stops laughing Ya, sure. Let's GO!

At the mall

Cinderpaw: Grabs Greystripes paw and drags him into DEB. Come on, Greystripe. You have the best taste in dresses, and I think Berrypaw may ask me to the prom soon, so you're going to help me and the rest pick out dresses!

The Rest: YAY!

Greystripe: mumbling to self Oh no, nothings worse then spending the day with a bunch of teenage girls going clothes shopping. Getting louder OH MY GOSH, Cinderpaw that one TOTALLY brings out your pelt color, but it doesn't to much with your eyes…

At Dippin Dots

Tigerstar: WHAT?! I'm only allowed to take over for a day? Oh… you'll pay for this! Gets dragged away.

Mudclaw: Ha! Now that Tigerstar and Hawkfrost are gone, I can finally take over. Walks to cash registar. Ahem, I'm here to take ov- OH MY GOD!

Michael Jackson: Hello, and what might I do for you?

Mudclaw: Oh my god… I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!

Onestar: runs in. NO, STOP! He'll (AN:// Here's the sexual word that I mentioned) rape you!

Michael Jackson: I don't (AN:// Here it is again!) rape warriors, I only (AN:// This is the last time, I swear!) rape apprentice boys!

Onestar: Lionpaw, Berrypaw, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

Mudclaw: That's it, I don't want Dippin Dots anymore! I'm going to cellular king! Walks to Cellular king. I'm here to ta- TIGERSTAR! You beat me! ARRRRRGGG!

In the food court

Firestar: Well, Sandstorm, I guess I'm going to go to Fridays.

Sandstorm: I'll go with you!

Firestar: Responding quickly NO! I mean… I'm sorry, but I really want to go there by myself…

Sandstorm: sadly oh, ok.

Firestar: walks into Fridays Table for 2 please!

Waiter: Right this way.

A couple minutes later, still in Fridays

Firestar: Oh, Cellphonestar, this is SOOO romantic!

Firestar's RAZR: does nothing.

Firestar: Just you, and me, in a nice restaurant…

Waiter: What would you like- Cellphonestar! How could you abandon our clan like this, dating another clan's leader! BOO HOO!

Firestar's RAZR: turns to waiter I'm sorry, but Firestar insisted we go, and I love him!

Waiter: runs away crying.

Firestar: Anyways, now that we're all alone… pulls out ring Will you marry me?

Firestar's RAZR: gasps Of course I will! Snatches ring and puts it on. Oh, it's so…. FUGLY! AHHHH! Takes off ring, throws it, and runs out of the restaurant.

Firestar: Cellphonestar, come back! Oh… there goes another one. Sighs and walks to the cingular store to buy another RAZR.

Meanwhile back at DEB, 5 minutes later.

Greystripe: Hazelpaw, that one looks amazing on you, and totally great on your curves!

Hazelpaw: Well, I guess everyone has a dress, so let's go!

Michael Jackson: runs in and in highpitched voice says, THE END!

(AN:// That's right, you heard him, THE END! Sorry this one was kind of short. Like I said, not many ideas pop up when I don't have my brother helping me. And mine turn out… well, as you can see, kind of creepy. I hope you liked it, please don't forget to review!)