Sanji: Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride
and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight.
To the Baratie! And now we invite you to relax, let
us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents
- your dinner!
Be our guest
Be our guest
Put our service to the test
Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie
And we provide the rest
Soup du jour
Hot hors d'oeuvres
hey, we only live to cook
Try the grey stuff, it's delicious
Don't believe me? Ask the chefs
They can fight
They can swear
After all, Miss, this is the Baratie
And a dinner here is never second best
Go on, unfold your menu
Take a glance and then you'll
Be our guest
Oui, our guest
Be our guest
Beef ragout
Cheese souffle
Pie and pudding "en flambe"
We'll prepare and serve with flair
A culinary cabaret
You're not alone
And you're not scared
And the banquet's all prepared
Everyone else is gloomy or complaining
While the cooks are entertaining
We don't tell jokes
I don't do tricks
But I could if you request
Chefs: And it's all in perfect taste
That you can bet
All: Come on and lift your glass
You've won your own free pass
To be out guest
Sanji: If you're stressed
It's fine dining we suggest
All: Be our guest
Be our guest
Be our guest
Sanji: Life is so unnerving
For a cook who's not cooking
Chef Zeff: He's not whole without a girl to wait upon
Sanji: Ah, those good old days when we had waiters
Suddenly those good old days are gone
Yesterday they jumped ship
Needing so much more than this
Needing exercise, a chance to use their waiting skills
Most days we just lay around the ship
Patty: Flabby, fat and lazy
Sanji: You walked in and oops-a-daisy!
Patty It's a guest
It's a guest
Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed
Wine's been poured and thank the Lord
I've had the napkins freshly pressed
With dessert
She'll want tea
And Squidface, that's fine with me
While the cook is out there flirting
I'll be cooking, I'll be hurting
I'll get paid
He'll get naught
Heaven's sakes! Is that a pot? tries to hit Sanji in head with pot
Shut up! We want the company impressed
We've got a lot to do
Is it one fruitcup or two
For you, our guest?
Cooks: She's our guest
Patty: She's our guest
Cooks: She's our guest
Be our guest
Be our guest
Our command is your request
Sanji: It's been years since we had anyone like you here
And I'm obsessed
With your meal
With your ease
Yes, indeed, we aim to please
While the candlelight's still glowing
Let us help you
We'll keep going
Course by course
One by one
'Til you shout, "Enough! I'm done!"
Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest
Tonight you'll prop your feet up
But for now, let's eat up
Be our guest
Be our guest
Be our guest
Please, be our guest