Sanji: Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride

and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight.

To the Baratie! And now we invite you to relax, let

us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents

- your dinner!

Be our guest

Be our guest

Put our service to the test

Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie

And we provide the rest

Soup du jour

Hot hors d'oeuvres

hey, we only live to cook

Try the grey stuff, it's delicious

Don't believe me? Ask the chefs

They can fight

They can swear

After all, Miss, this is the Baratie

And a dinner here is never second best

Go on, unfold your menu

Take a glance and then you'll

Be our guest

Oui, our guest

Be our guest

Beef ragout

Cheese souffle

Pie and pudding "en flambe"

We'll prepare and serve with flair

A culinary cabaret

You're not alone

And you're not scared

And the banquet's all prepared

Everyone else is gloomy or complaining

While the cooks are entertaining

We don't tell jokes

I don't do tricks

But I could if you request

Chefs: And it's all in perfect taste

That you can bet

All: Come on and lift your glass

You've won your own free pass

To be out guest

Sanji: If you're stressed

It's fine dining we suggest

All: Be our guest

Be our guest

Be our guest

Sanji: Life is so unnerving

For a cook who's not cooking

Chef Zeff: He's not whole without a girl to wait upon

Sanji: Ah, those good old days when we had waiters

Suddenly those good old days are gone

Yesterday they jumped ship

Needing so much more than this

Needing exercise, a chance to use their waiting skills

Most days we just lay around the ship

Patty: Flabby, fat and lazy

Sanji: You walked in and oops-a-daisy!

Patty It's a guest

It's a guest

Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed

Wine's been poured and thank the Lord

I've had the napkins freshly pressed

With dessert

She'll want tea

And Squidface, that's fine with me

While the cook is out there flirting

I'll be cooking, I'll be hurting

I'll get paid

He'll get naught

Heaven's sakes! Is that a pot? tries to hit Sanji in head with pot

Shut up! We want the company impressed

We've got a lot to do

Is it one fruitcup or two

For you, our guest?

Cooks: She's our guest

Patty: She's our guest

Cooks: She's our guest

Be our guest

Be our guest

Our command is your request

Sanji: It's been years since we had anyone like you here

And I'm obsessed

With your meal

With your ease

Yes, indeed, we aim to please

While the candlelight's still glowing

Let us help you

We'll keep going

Course by course

One by one

'Til you shout, "Enough! I'm done!"

Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest

Tonight you'll prop your feet up

But for now, let's eat up

Be our guest

Be our guest

Be our guest

Please, be our guest