N0T3: Thankies for the pizza. What? You didn't order the pizza? Then what was I eating? … Well it gave me gas, all right. Also, someone stole my hamster. They left the case and everything, but the hamster's missing… wait a minute…

Excuse me while I puke my brains out.

D1$(LIM3R: I don't own Sonic and co. All fan characters belong to their respected authors, except for Aries because nobody likes me.

Eggman's evil plan: IN SPACE!

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-In space (duh)-

The Death Egg was finally launched into space, right next to the ARK. A little pod flew up to it and landed on one of the eyes of it.

(A/N: In case you didn't know, the Death Egg looks like the Space colony ARK, only a complete sphere. And it has Eggman's face on it. (What else would you expect?)

-In the Death Egg-

"I'm finally in." Kyra said to Eggman over the Egg-talkie.

"Do I get to blast the Earth now?" Eggman asked.

"No, not yet. I have to build the Metal Sonics."

"COME ON! I WANNA BLAST IT!"

"WAIT, YOU FAT IMPATIENT PIECE OF CRAP! We'll do it soon!"

"But I'm so bored!"

"Then eat your mac n' cheese or something!"

"I dropped it out the window."

"YOU-!" Kyra turned off the Egg-talkie. "Why did I do this with this idiot?"

-back on Earth-

Aries was juggling the seven chaos emeralds and whistling carnival music.

Everyone just stared.

"…Why don't you just go super with them?" Mikey asked.

Aries dropped the chaos emeralds.

"THAT'S BRILLIANT! I never thought of that!" Aries exclaimed. "You first!"

Mikey grabbed the seven chaos emeralds. They started circling him slowly. Then they picked up more speed.

Aries walked up to him and poked one of the emeralds, which made it fly into Mikey's head.

"OW! What was that for?" he yelled.

Aries laughed like Peter Griffin. "Just wanted to see what would happen. MY TURN!"

"I didn't even-"

"I SAID MY TURN!"

"Fine, whatever."

"I'm going to do it the old-school way!" Aries said as he shoved the chaos emeralds into his imaginary pocket and jumped into the air. His spikes grew longer and his eyes turned red.

"AWESOME! HOW DO I LOOK?"

"Like an idiot." Luna said.

Aries started flying around the ship.

"WEEEEEEEEEE!"

"MY TURN!" Linds shouted.

"How are you going to go super? You're human." Michael asked.

"I dunno. Let's find out!" Linds threw the emeralds into the air, but they just fell to the ground.

"CRAP! THAT IS NOT FAIR! I SHOULD BE ABLE TO GO SUPER!"

"Stop whining!" the battle scarred Emy said. She grabbed the chaos emeralds. They did the whole circling deal and then Emy turned silver.

"SHINY!" Aries said. "HOW COME I DON'T GET TO GO SHINY?"

"Because you're a dumbass." Emy replied.

"Stop fighting and give me the emeralds." Michael said. Once again, those exhausted emeralds circled around him and he turned super. He was silver and his eyes were dark red.

"UGH! SHINY PEOPLE! STOP TAUNTING ME!" Aries yelled.

Lightspeeds was particularly quiet, because he was trying to find a safe way to climb off the ship and get away from these morons.

"Can I try again?" Mikey asked.

"Ok, hurry up!" Aries rushed.

Mikey picked up the emeralds and turned super. His fur was red and all the green was gold now.

"AWESOME! YOU'RE RED TOO!" Aries yelled.

"Ok, let me try." Luna said. She picked up the emeralds, but they flew out of her arms.

"Huh?" Luna picked them up again. Again, they flew out of her arms.

Suddenly the green one spoke.

"WE'RE FUCKING TIRED OF SPINNING! GIVE US A FREAKIN BREAK!" it yelled.

"Whoa!" Aries yelled. "I think there was something in the mac n' cheese."

"So what do we do now?" Linds asked.

-back in space-

"Finally!" Kyra said, finishing the last Metal Sonic.

"DO WE GET TO BLAST THE EARTH NOW?" Eggman yelled over the Egg-talkie.

"We have to send them DOWN FIRST!" Kyra yelled. She put the Metal Sonics in pods and sent them down to Earth.

"NOW?"

"NOOO!"

Suddenly, an airplane crashed into the Death Egg.

"WHAT THE-?" Kyra yelled.

A black and white tiger wearing a mini t-shirt and black pants stepped out.

"WHAT THE HELL? THIS ISN'T TAHITI!" she yelled.

"Ooops… sorry ma'am… burp." The drunken pilot said.

A black cat walked out. She had purple eyes and was wearing a green shirt and shorts.

"It's pretty dark for Tahiti…" she said.

"Were not in Tahiti! We're… I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE WE ARE!" the tiger said.

"Is that the Earth?"

"Alright, who are you two?" Kyra asked.

"I'm Lizzey." The tiger said. "Are you the tour guide? Where are we?"

Kyra slapped her forehead.

-back on Earth-

Everyone was kinda sitting around.

"I'm bored." Mikey said.

"I know… LET'S GO TO SPACE!" Aries said.

"How? We don't have any form of travel." Luna said.

"FLYING!"

"Hello? I'm not super!"

"Well, who will volunteer to have to carry this young lady?"

"I'm not getting carried. AND FOR THE LAST TIME, YOU ARE YOUNGER THAN ME!"

"Michael wants to do it!"

Michael turned around. "What?"

"Well then. It's settled. Mike is carrying Luna and the rest will fly."

"What?"

"SHUDDAP!"

"Ok…"

"I SAID SHUDDAP!"

"…"

"DID YOU HEAR ME?"

"…ye-"

"I SAID SHUT UP!"

Michael sighed.

"QUIET YOU!"

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Ahem. Sorry, I was choking on hamster bones.