Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot…and actually. I just realized that I own the blue liquid with no label. Let's just say that there is a ton of different drinks mixed into one. Very strong stuff.

Author's note: Hmmm. This will definitely be random. I'm just going to write whatever comes to mind.

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Rogue has just snuck out of her and Kitty's room all the while bringing about 4 bottles of Smirnoff with her and the bottle with no label. (a/n: yes, yes I know I didn't say she brought them before..so let's just say she went back and got them. She had time.)

She made it down the hallway and to the recreation room downstairs with no interruptions. All the while, on her way there she finished 2 bottles of Smirnoff and a quarter of the bottle with no label. (a/n: again. Not looking at this realistically.)

To say that Rogue was a little buzzed was a huge, giant understatement. She was staggering this way and that, not able to walk in a straight line. It was a miracle she made it down a flight of stairs without falling.

In the rec. room she found Scott Summers, lounging on the couch watching some television. He didn't notice that she had come in until she plopped down next to him and he smelt a strong sense of alcohol.

Even in her drunken state, Rogue had been smart enough to hide the remaining booze she had on the side of the couch, where Scott couldn't see them and take them away.

After Rogue had taken a seat next to him (in a way that was not very graceful) she turned her whole body towards him and stared at him.

Cyclops tried to ignore her, he did, but after a full five minutes of her just staring at him, moving closer, and sometimes putting her hand on his knee, he finally cracked.

When he turned to look at her, Rogue's face was about 4 inches from his own. Her eyes were half shut, and she licked her lips sexily in a way the he had never seen Jean do.

Scott swallowed nervously and tried to look away from her lips and move away from her hand that had gone up to his thigh. He tried, but he just couldn't do it so he stayed in the position they were in.

Rogue removed her hand from his thigh, sat in his lap, straddling him, and starting playing with his hair and massaging his head.

"So Summahs, 'ow does this feel compared ta what Jean does ta ya?" Rogue spoke into his ear in a husky, drunken voice.

"Uh, um, uhhh…w-well, I-I –I don't know, uhh." Scott said in a nervous answer. Rogue then started kiss his neck and moved her hands down near his 'special' area.

Scott moaned and said " W-wow! Jean NEVER does THAT!"

"SCOTT SUMMERS!" That would be Jean, she just walked into the rec.room.

A few minutes earlier she was searching for her boyfriend, and when I say searching I mean she was doing a mental scan of the institute.

When she had found Scott, she heard thoughts along the lines of " ohmygod! This is amazing! Jean would never do THIS!" and also "Damn. What have I been missing out on?"

After hearing that, Jean promptly ran down to the recreation room. Along the way she bumped into poor little Jamie who was eating an ice cream cone and for some odd reason she had the urge to smash it into his face.

She then proceeded to smash Jamie's treat into his face and said "You remember me forever!" and then she ran away.(1)

Once Jean got down to the rec. room, she saw Rogue on straddling Scott, kissing his neck, and her hands in places they shouldn't be. She also saw Scott in a state of euphoria. That was when she yelled his name and brought us to the present.

"Jean! …SHIT!" Scott said, starting to panic and trying to get Rogue off of him. He finally succeeded after the second try.

"Scott, what the hell were you doing!" Jean yelled at him.

"I- I wasn't doing anything! She came onto me!" Scott yelled back, trying to defend himself.

"Like I'll believe that, you've had a crush on her since day one!" Jean shrieked.

"What? No I haven't!" Scott said.

Meanwhile, Rogue was gathering up her stash and starting to get up while muttering " Well, that is tha last ya are gettin from meh."

Scott heard her comment and started to call out to her without thinking.

"Rogue no! Wait! What are you talking about the last? Wait I sti-..fuck!" Scott said, realizing that Jean was still in the room.

"Scott, ya, ya are ..not Remy! This was …yoah fault! Yes, yoah fault. Ah…just Remy want. Remy…ah- purple monkeys? Mah goodies? Wha…?" Rogue started off with coherent thoughts, but then they just started turning into drunken slur. After her last sentences she just started giggling madly and fell over onto the floor from the laughing.

"Scott. You idiot!" Bobby yelled. He randomly appeared there. Unknown to everyone except for us, he has been videotaping this entire thing. After he said that, he just blended back into the crowd, still videotaping.

"Scott! This is it! I am SO telling Logan that you took his ass-less chaps when he comes back! Also, I will be pissed off at you for a good week. Just to let you know." Jean said to him.

"WHAT? JEAN NO! YOU CAN'T TELL LOGAN! HE'LL KICK MY ASS!" Cyclops yelled…not really bothering to pay attention to the part where Jean said she would be pissed at him for a week.

"I DON'T CARE! I'M TELLING HIM! SUCKS FOR YOU!" Jean yelled back at him, and with that she knocked him out with her telepathic powers and stormed out of the room.

Meanwhile, during that whole fiasco, Bobby was standing in the corner taping it all.

He was laughing his ass off saying " This is too good!" and proceeded to zoom in on Scott's messed head of hair, and then over to the giggling Rogue who was still on the floor and taking drinks from the label-less bottle in between laughs. He zoomed out to get the whole image of her and then zoomed in on certain parts of her because he was a pervert. ( a/n: I think you can guess what parts he zoomed in on.)

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Ok! So that is that. I didn't think this was too funny, but whatever.

From Dane Cook's 'Retaliation' CD, track – ' Legacy'

Why is Bobby videotaping this whole thing? Will Logan kick Scott's ass? Will Scott try to get more out of Rogue? Will Rogue ever get drunk enough to pass out?...and where the hell is Remy in all of this? And Kurt and Jubilee?

You shall find out in later chapters, but for now, REVIEW PLEASE!