I'm A Chibi, You're A Chibi!

Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball Z...or do I? Perhaps I am Akira Toriyama. -Looks in the mirror to discover that I'm not- ...Well, we can only dream.

Author's Note:Here is a little background on the story for the important ages:
Vegeta/Goku - under 1
Bulma - would not like to share
Chi Chi - repeat Bulma.
Gohan/Videl - 18
Trunks - 9
Goten - 8
This story is set just a year after the Buu saga, and will be known as the CHIBI SAGA! muahaha!

Chapter One: Chibis Come About (This chapter has officially undergone the unofficial ss10009 super revamp!!!)

"Vegeta, Goku, BEHAVE YOURSELVES!" Chi Chi shouted.
The Z-fighters, along with their various family members, were at another one of Bulma's gatherings. A reunion for after the Buu saga and a predecssor to whatever new, evil threat would once again consume humanity. Vegeta and Goku were showing their Saiyan sides by sparring over any minor difference that came up-- well Vegeta was. But the both of them were most definitely proving themselves as aliens by stuffing their faces with Chi Chi's homecooked meal.
"But it's soooo good, Chi," Goku said after swallowing a pot of noodles, which, if Chi Chi hadn't quickly grabbed it away from him, would've included the noodle pot as well.
Vegeta did not respond, not that he felt that he needed to seeing as it wasn't Bulma and at least he was eating with some dignity. Being a prince meant that you had to learn to consume your food and getting your clothes dirty. After his etiquette professor had chased him around the room with a salad fork, a soup spoon, and a butter knife, Vegeta felt that the lesson should remain with him.
A bone from a piece of barbeque flew from Goku's hands and onto Vegeta's forehead.
"KAKKAROT!" he said, around a stack of bread, a large meat sauce was now apparent upon the prince's forehead. Quickly forgetting about his messy forehead, Vegeta continued eating. Nothing came between a Saiyan and their food.
Everyone burst into that annoying simultaneous laughter (tm).

Little did they know that two people lurked about behind the bushes in the shadows of shruberry.
"Goten, you got all the balls?" a small boy with purple hair asked.
"Yeah," Goten replied, a large smile fixed upon his face, "Trunks...what are we going to wish for again?"
"You mean you don't remember?" Trunks asked.
"Uh...no...can you tell me...?"
"Well...I...er...no...I forget, too."
"I think we were going to wish for something new to play with," Goten said.
"Nah...we shouldn't play Goten, we're not kids anymore!"
"But you played with stuff last year and I'm your age now."
"Well if you want to keep up with me then you're going to have be faster on this aging stuff. Consider it a chance to become maturer while we have the chance."

"Whoo," said Goku, patting his stomach, "I'm full. -urp-."
"Kakkarot that has got to be one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard...and you must certainly didn't have to do that right in front of my face!"
Goku let a smirk slide onto his face, replacing his usual grin. He took a sip of his carbonated drink, waited a few seconds and stood right next to Vegeta...
-BURP!-
"That's it!" Vegeta stood, nearly turning the table over. His chair fell backwards.
"Vegeta no...I'm stuffed...I'll puke all over you! Can't you take a joke?" Goku asked, patting his stomach again for extra emphasis.
"THAT WASN'T FUNNY!" Vegeta yelled. He too was full but he wouldn't let that stop him. The little pride that remained from years as Frieza's minion, Goku's rival, and the target for soon-to-form meat stains was screaming at him to do something. Vegeta let out a battle cry. Goku took this as a sign to run while Vegeta chased after him.
More annoying simultaneous laughter...

Goten and Trunks both sweatdropped.
"Boy," Goten said, performing the Son Scratch (tm) with his eyes closed, a state that reminded Trunks briefly of his grandmother, and the same grin Goku constantly wore, "Our dads sure are funny, Trunks."
"Uh...sure," Trunks replied, looking in on the scene.
There was a long pause between the two of them as they watched Vegeta pick up a ladle from the table and began to use it as a sword while Goku blocked with a pot lid.
"That's just wrong," Trunks muttered.
Vegeta had now picked up a dish of meatballs and was throwing them them at Goku. Goku ditched the pot lid and caught them in his mouth. "YUM!"
...More sweatdrops and annoying simultaneous laughter...

A short blue man with a striped cap entered the yard of Capsule Corp. He had a plan.
Emperor Pilaf, formerly known as short-blue-man-with-a-striped-cap, would first take over Capsule Coorporations, make Bulma his wife, lure Bulma into making him some kind of dragonball detection device...he'd call it the DDD, have sex with Bulma...which had nothing to do with the plan but sounded like fun, find all the dragonballs, and make the wish that his enemy Goku could not stop his diabolical plan, then wish that he could rule the world with eternal life, and then squah anyone who attempted to get in his way. PERFECT!
Emperor Pilaf entered the scene. There seemed to be the heads of two children blocking his way through the bushes.
It reminded him of his last visit to the movie theaters, a big guy had been sitting in front of him, he'd asked him to move, at lack of his two lackies, the guy had beat him to a pulp... There had to be some kind of moral to that story. Where was Aesop when you needed him? But Pilaf quickly recalled a much more painful and frightening experience. Goku: The Power Freak. No, asking the two nuisances to move would be much to risky.
Instead, Emperor Pilaf took another path through a different hole in the bushes, it was several feet away from the two boys and he was covered from them.
There seemed to be a battle between two men. One donned, what Pilaf guessed, some type of tribal marking. That or a stain. But Pilaf went with his first guess. The other seemed to be wearing a matching outfit. That or he had previously been pelted with meatballs. Pilaf again went with his first guess and suspected that they belonged to some type of Protein-Enriching clan.
Wait, he knew that member of the P-E clan. In fact, it wasn't a clan member at all. It was Goku! WHAT THE HELL IS GOKU DOING HERE Pilaf thought, mind racing. And that other man- anyone that can last that long in a battle with Goku has got to be just as powerful. I'll have to get rid of them both...

The food fight between Goku and Vegeta took an extremely violent turn. The Z-fighters rushed into the house while Goku and Vegeta exchanged ki blasts.
"Kame-"
"Final-"
"Hame-"
"DAMNIT YOU TWO DON'T YOU DARE BLOW UP CAPSULE CORP.!" Bulma shouted through the door, her words went unacknowledged.
"HA" - "FLASH!"
There was a noise louder than a sonic boom as two charred Saiyans emerged from a newly formed crater.

"AGH!" Goten and Trunks yelled, feeling seven mystical objects leave their hands.
The glowing balls went flying to...

"ALAS! I HAVE THE DRAGONBALLS!" Emperor Pilaf shouted, but his shouts went unheard through the ruckus.
The fight had stopped temporarily while Goku paniced, realizing that, in his haste to defend himself against Vegeta, he had blown up the only buffet in town that had yet to ban him.
Emperor Pilaf took this as a sign to get the hell out of there!
He dashed off, blue skin beginning to sweat.

"Goten, do you see the dragonballs?" Trunks asked, looking frantically around his spot for them.
"Nuh-uh."
"Then where are they?"
"I dunno."
"CAN'T YOU DO BETTER THAN AN I DUNNO!" Trunks shouted.

"Where's that noise coming from, Kakkarot?" Vegeta asked.
"Hmm...sounds like it's from those bushes," Goku responded, managing to snap out of his paniced state.
The pair went over to the shrubbery to inspect the source of the shouting.

They could hear someone say, "Damnit, we lost the dragonballs!"
"Trunks, Goten?" Goku asked, arriving at the bush first, "What are you guys doing here?"
"Uh..." the two said together.
"Why were you two talking about the dragonballs?" Vegeta questioned.
"Uh..."
"I want more than babbling, I want an explanation as to what's going on," Vegeta said.
"Well...see..." Trunks began, "My class pet died-- I forgot to feed it this time, you didn't ki blast it like you did the last one-- so I had to wish it back. I mean, if all dogs to heaven, all cats must go to hell!"
Goten gave an odd look, "Oh wait! I remember the wish now! We were going to wish that Vegeta didn't just have a receding hairline- he'd be completely bald, so that we could tattoo a crown on his head!"
"GOTEN!" Trunks shouted, clamping his hand over his best friend's mouth and giving a scared little chuckle, "He doesn't know what he's saying."
"Yes I do," Goten said, removing the hand, "Trunks also said he wanted to play games and was sick of you bossing him around and that-"

Trunks' face grew more and more strickened with every word that left Goten's mouth. He nearly peed his pants when he expected what was going to happen to him. Vegeta gave his son a fear-instilling look that could make even the most brave go numb...that's when Trunks did pee his pants.
The conversation between the two was cut short as the sky darkened completely. It was already getting dark, but this sky was completely black and starless. Not even the bright lights of the city could permeate the darkness. It was this ominous sign (along with a green dragon racing through the sky) that alerted the four near the bush that someone was making a wish.

"State your wish," the Eternal dragon said.
"I wish that...uh..." Emperor Pilaf thought for a moment...it had to do with those two men, he knew it... "I wish that the two who pose the biggest threat to me...were...uh...no...no...wait...can you kill people?"
The dragon thought for a moment, "Are you going to wish to kill someone?"
"Well I do have two people I'd like to have taken care of."
"..Hmm..no."
"So can I wish for them to have life-threating injuries that are impossible to recover from?"
"Er..no."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
"...Really sure?"
"YES DAMNIT!"
"So can I wish for them to be...uh...tortured until they die?"
"NO! YOU CANNOT WISH FOR THEM TO SUFFER ANY FATALITY!"
"Well...well you should publish a book about what I can and can't wish for, ya know, Dragon Wishing For Dummies."
"DAMNIT JUST MAKE THE WISH BEFORE I GO BACK INTO THE BALLS AND ZAP YOUR ASS BACK THERE WITH ME!"
"Okay!" Emperor Pilaf said, "I wish that the two people who pose the biggest threat to me were-"

"Whose summoning the dragon?" Goku asked, Vegeta, Trunks, and Goten zooming along behind him.
"EMPEROR PIILAF!" Goku shouted, diving in below.

Emperor Pilaf let out a scream on sighting his enemies, he had about a second before he was plowed into the ground all chances of being ruler of the world were stomped out for good.
He needed an idea, and fast! Emperor Pilaf looked around for a bit.
As a child he hadn't had an imagination...
He looked at the window of a store. BUY BRITNEY SPEAR'S HIT NEW SINGLE: ...BABY ONE MORE TIME

"BABIES!" Emperor Pilaf shouted.
Babies? Why would Emperor Pilaf wish for babies?
"Your wish has been granted."
Goku suddenly felt himself grow smaller, his fist, which was only inches from Pilaf's face, seemed to retract. His clothes seemed to multiply in size, no longer fitting him and serving as some sort of parachute-like blanket. He could no longer fly. Goku had a strange feeling that he was the baby Pilaf had been talking about.

"What's going on down-?" Vegeta asked, but his question was cut off by an odd feeling is his body. He felt smaller, his clothes felt bigger, he was falling and fast. Why couldn't he fly? That blue man must've wished for his powers to go away and for him to be smaller!
Trunks heard an odd cry, "WAAAAAH!" His eyes widened to see that what looked like a baby was falling fast through the sky. Trunks quickly caught him but took a double take.
The baby looked like his father, dark hair in the shape of a flame, bangs drawn in front of his eyes, he was naked but Trunks guessed that he had been wearing the spandex suit and boots that were now floating to the ground.
"Uh...dad?" Trunks asked oddly.
Vegeta tried to nod his chubby little head, the movements were hard to tell, "Yes, Trunks, now make the second wish be to wish me back!"
To Trunks it sounded like: Yeh Truh nuh ma da seh wih be tuh wih ma bah!
"Uh...what?" Trunks asked confusedly.
Shit! Vegeta thought He can't understand me!
"GOTEN!" Trunks shouted loudly right next to Vegeta's ear, "STOP EMPEROR PILAF FROM WISHING!"
"OKAY TRUNKS!" Goten shouted back.
The noise was giving Vegeta a headache, he did not like it. It was upsetting him. Vegeta's lower lip began to tremble Shit..I'm not going to-"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Vegeta let out a loud wail, which was followed by a flow of tears.

Goten raced towards the ground, his hand covered Emperor Pilafs..."Dragon! I uh...I wish that Emperor Pilaf couldn't make anymore wishes!"
Goten smiled as the dragon told him that his wish had been granted.
Everyone's going to be so proud! I helped save the day with just the right wish!
Suddenly, he heard a baby's wailing, Goten looked down.
A boy with black hair that shot out in several different directions looked up at him, Oh good, it's Goten! "Son, it's me!"
To Goten it sounded like a jumbled mess.
"Wait...that baby Trunks was holding...and this baby here...they must be..our fathers," Goten said.
The baby nodded his head, but he also failed because of the pudge that was on him.
"Well, I guess it's a good thing I used the second wish to stop Emperor Pilaf," Goten said with a smile. He could hear the emperor whining in the background.
What? He used the second wish on that? I'm going to be stuck like this for a year!
Goku let out a loud whail, "WAAAAAAAH!" He did not like being a baby.

Trunks and Goten met, they were both holding their fathers as baby. Both of their fathers were crying loudly.
The sky had returned to it's normal coloring, the dragon was gone.
"Goten," Trunks said slowly, "You didn't use the second wish to make them grownups again did you?"
"...I stopped Emperor Pilaf with it."
"GOTEN YOU IDIOT!" Trunks yelled
There was a long pause before Goten spoke, "You think they can understand us?"
"I dunno, Goten," Trunks said, "Depends on the wish. It could have changed them inside and out. I guess we'll only know for sure when they get wished back next year."
Vegeta gulped, Next year?, just the thought made him want to-
"WAAAAAAAH!" he cried even louder than before, "WAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Goku almost chuckled, "This is the one time I'll get to see Vegeta cry!"
"What was that Kakkarot?" Vegeta asked.
"Er...you can understand me."
"I figure it's this whole baby concept. We must be able to talk to each other but not to anyone who isn't an infant."
"I can't believe you're accepting this," Son grin making it's way back onto his face as Goku shook his head.
"WHAT THE HELL ELSE AM I GOING TO DO? I'M HUNGRY STILL, I NEED TO PEE AND I CAN'T HOLD IT, AND SUDDENLY I FEEL LIKE SUCKING ON A WOMAN'S BREAST!"
There was a long pause before Goku said anything, "...Oh."

"I guess we should just go home, Goten," Trunks said, trying to figure out the best way to hold his father.
"Yeah."
Both of them headed off, babies in tow, back towards Capsule Corp.

A/N: Yep, this is the revamp. Comment again on what you think I did better or if this is your first time reading, did you like?