not a really large chapter, but it is my longest...I hope to get atleast 25 reviews this chapter...PLEASE LET ME GET 25 REVIEWS.

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"Your first date will be with Shizune" Tsunade said. She didn't actually choose a particular order for the dates to be in, but it just happened that her assistant was the first one.

"Shizune-nee chan? She's one of the girls that signed her name?" Naruto asked, the woman that he had called 'nee-chan' for all of those years wanted to date him. Though the more he though about a date with her, 'nee-chan' just evaporated into the back of his mind. From now on it would be 'Shizune-chan'.

"Who are the other girls?" Naruto asked. I wonder if there are any other girls that I know that wants to date me, Naruto thought to himself.

"Well, I'm not going to tell you that yet. You will just have to wait until you finish this date with Shizune." Tsunade replied.

Sighing, Naruto stood up from his chair. "When is the date?"

"You will be meeting her at The Blue Moon restaurant in three hours, so I suggest you get yourself ready.

Now at the door with his hand on the knob, Naruto turned his head around. "Alright, old lady."

Tsunade, who as soon as she heard the word old, had thrown a bottle of sake at Naruto. Unfourtanatly for her though Naruto had already vanished.

Damn brat..

"Tsunade-sama, is everything alright!" Asked two anbu guards, that had just busted through the doors when they heard the bottle smash.

Tsuande smiled. "Yes, everything is fine, but you just broke my door. I will be expecting a payment."

"Uhh..."

It's only a few hours till my date with Naruto-kun, thought an anxious Shizune.

"I hope it's not uncomfortable though. I only want to do this one date so I can help him out with his others."

Shizune, who was now admiring herself in the mirror of her bedroom, was wearing a long black silk dress, with her hair tied up into a bun. Although it was not her usual attire, she had it just incase she ever did have a date. It's a good thing I had this, or I would have just been wearing my shinobi uniform.

"Okay, so I teach Naruto-kun about the proper way to treat a lady on a date, and then that will help him out with his other dates." Shizune said to herself.

"Right now I bet Naruto knows nothing of the opposite sex. The only experience he had ever had with a woman is with Sakura."

Not that it was really experience, most guys his age have already been on tons of dates and he hasn't been on one.

I suppose I might as well go and see Anko before my date." Now that is one crazy lady, I don't even want to know what kind of stuff she is going to try and pull with Naruto-kun.

Waling out of her medium sized apartment, Shizune made her way over to Anko's.

"Hmm...a date with Shizune-chan." Naruto said to nobody, sitting on top of the hokage monument.

"A date with Shizune you say?" said a familiar voice behind him

Suddenly Jiriayra popped out of nowhere with a book in his right hand.

"Haha! I will teach you the ways of the 'super pervert' my pupil. I have been waiting for this day for so long and now it is finally here."

"Uhh, ero-sennin I don't want to be a pervert at all." Naruto said, standing up from his seated position.

Jiriayia looked at Naruto like he was insane. "How could any one not want to ne a perv. It's the most fulfilling thing in the worl-"

"You know what forget it, just read this book and everything will be fine." he said, sticking his hand out towards Naruto.

In his hand lay a new addition of icha icha paradise: date secrets. "This will teach you everything you need to know about having a date."

Taking the book out of his former teachers hand Naruto opened his mouth. "Fine I will read it"

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