Nakia: Wow it's been some time since the last chapter what happened?

Dante: I tired her out.

-Mr. Mop and Mrs. Broom collide with Dante-

Vergil: I think she finally went back and proof-read her previous chapters.

Nakia: So sulking?

Ph34rbunny: -from amass the pile of pages- MY CRUSADE SHALL NOT FALTER!

Dante: So she gave up and went back to writing?

Nakia: Something about unable to find the original chapters and being lazy.

Vergil: Typical for her I assume?

Ph34rbunny:…..Hmmm "And then Arkham took a fire poker in each hand and rammed them up the twin devils' asses." yea that sounds good….

Vergil and Dante: ….On with the author's glorious writing!

'What happened here?' Lady's brown leather boots slowly moved towards the downed Leviathan slumped in the destroyed courtyard. The fresh blood leaking from its mouth and the stench was sure to draw the demons. As if feeling the demonic auras drawing near she readied her small handgun as a cautionary measure. All the signs pointed towards the creature being deceased yet its eye was….

"You know what? YOU CAN TAKE YOUR HUGE DICK AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR PERFECT ASS!" Small flames seemed to trail behind the red head that had burst from the monster. The girl was covered in blood and slime as she stalked toward Lady, eyes a furious gold color. The feeling coming from the girl was enough to cause the seasoned hunter to brace for anything. She didn't seem like a demon, but neither did the white haired man who followed her out.

"Come on babe. It wasn't that bad. I'll even let you take a free shot. Besides, you handled that demon just fine the way you drove it through the heart bad ass." Lady felt her own eyes roll, though the girl didn't seem to have the same turned off expression. She had whipped around to face her companion as the flames seemed to grow. Maybe she was demonic.

"That bad? Dropping me on the ground and saying "You got this right babe?" in front of that intestinal fucking demon is NOT THAT BAD?! And you know DAMN well that shooting you won't do SHIT!" The girl was seething as she yelled at the man who was…laughing? He was actually laughing and smiling as crossed the space to the angered female.

"We could go back to what we were doing earlier. After all babe you didn't seem to mind where I was shoving then." Lady felt her eyebrow twitch. Were these two idiots actually getting it on while inside a demon?!

"You mean before you ditched me as fodder?"

"I was caught off guard. I didn't see him. Besides you had it handled."

"So the great demon hunter couldn't sense him?" Really? These idiots were feeling each other up while she was standing there watching them in a courtyard of a demon tower with a rotting corpse as ambiance. Yeah they HAD to be demons.

"What can I say? Your body had me mesmerized." Ugh. Did he have to be so corny? Lady felt the need to hurl crawl up her throat as she moved to leave. However, the echo of a lone gunshot froze her in place. Her dual colored eyes snapped to the origin, a lone silver smoking gun.

"What do you know? I do feel better. Thanks stud." She..she..she..

"WHAT THE FUCK YOU SHOT ME!"

"You offered."

"You're..you're a demon." Lady left no more time for hesitation as she started to unload her clips on the pair. The red head sprang backwards in retreat at the shower of bullets, but he just took it grinning as he reached for the great sword on his back.

"Let's dance!"

Ph34rbunny: There.

Nakia:….what did you do to this game?

Vergil: We.

Nakia: Huh?

Vergil: I do believe both of your presences destroyed the original story.

Nakia: Reh?!

Ph34rbunny: READ and review! 3 Jai ne!