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How The Points System Works At Hogwarts!
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Snape (sneering): "I sneezed this morning and my tea is cold! 400 points from Gryffindor!"
Dumbledore: "Ron, Hermione and Harry have broken the school rules AGAIN and have put themselves AND everyone else on this Earth in grave danger. I award them each 10,000 points for Gryffindor."
Hagrid: "I have no clue what you're talking about. 50 points to BadgerBelch."
Dumbledore: "Err…. That house doesn't actually exist, Hagrid."
Hagrid (enthusiastically): "Would you like to see the dragon egg, baby hippogriff and giant three-headed dog that I'm carrying simultaneously in my pockets?"
Minerva (standing up indignantly): "You can't keep those in a school!"
Dumbledore: "Yes he can."
Minerva (sitting down again): "Right you are, Albus."
Snape (angrily): "A cloud just passed over the sun! 700 points to Slytherin!"
Dumbledore: "Harry's scar just hurt! 750 points to Gryffindor!"
Snape (his lip curling): "Malfoy just spat on Potter. 900 points to Slytherin!"
Dumbledore (burping): "I just ate a baby-asparagus-flavoured Bertie Bott's bean and it reacted violently with the 750 other sweets in my digestive system. 1000 points to Gryffindor!"
Professor Sprout (timidly): "Hasn't anyone ever wondered why nobody seems to award points to Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw?"
Anyone: "Raven what now?"
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I'm not poking fun at Hagrid or any of these lovely characters, because I adore them all! I do think it's funny, though, how Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff are always forgotten about and Dumbledore always saves the day for Gryffindor!
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