hello...again...I am bored therefore I will start another story (oh my!)
Disclaimor:dont own it. Too...troublesome as shikamaru would say.
This was defenitly not good. Not only does he, THE Uchiha, Sasuke, have to take care of a stupid, cute..innocent...fuckable dobe, but the dobe also lost his memories and acts like a six-year-old. And of course there is the fangirl problem.
Naruto, being mentally four years old again, wanted to hold Sasuke's hand on the way home. When Sasuke refused Naruto wound up crying so Sasuke manage to suck in his pride and hold Naruto's hand. But as I said before: Fangirls.
The grip on the Uchiha's hand tightened and he lost personal space and the idiotic bit- fangirls burned holes into Naruto head. Sasuke decided to try to lessen on the poor boy asking if he wanted some ramen, but...
"What's ramen?" Naruto asked. Sasuke blinked once.Twice. Thrice. Naruto had not eaten ramen by this time in his life?
"I'll get some and let you try it." Of course Mistake number N of today. Sasuke wound up using almost all the money he had put in his wallet on just ramen.
Sasuke walked alongside Naruto as the blonde happily carried the bags of ramen towords the direction of the Uchiha manor.
"Hey boss!" Sasuke and Naruto turned around to see Konohamaru and his crew running toward them and stop.
"Hello. What's your name? I'm Naruto." Konohamaru looked at Sasuke.
"I hit is head one too many times, he's got amnesia." The three little genins made an 'O' with there mouths and introduced them selfs to Naruto in their dramatic entrance way, again. The blonde laughed and clapped happily.
Sasuke sighed, this was gonna be a loooooong day. Konohamaru and the gang talk to Naruto a little and telling him stupid jokes that made him giggle before saying they're good-byes and going off. Sasuke thanked whoever was watching him that they left.
"Ooooooooooh, Sasukeeeeeee-kuuuuuuun!" A familiar screech came from behind them. Sakura and Ino were walking side by side carrying bags of clothes.
Sasuke looked at Naruto who looked at Sakura and Ino before smiling childishly. "You're really pretty! My name is Naruto!"
The two females looked at Naruto as if he was an insane moron.
"I know who you are, you baka!" She slapped poor Naruto over the head. Naruto's eyes began to water. Sakura rolled her eyes and looked back at Sasuke. Ino looked at Naruto weirdly before going up and cooing him to stop crying.
"So, Sasuke, instead of hanging out with that cry baby, why not play with the big girls? Hm?" She twirled her hair around her finger and smiled at the tall male. Sasuke looked at her and went passed her to Naruto.
"Dobe, we can play," Sasuke closed his eyes and silently gulped before once again sucking in his pride, " dress up when we get home if you stop crying."
"Really? And can we have more ramen, too?" Ino watched as Naruto looked happily at Sasuke with adorement in his teary eyes and Sakura sat in the backround fuming.
Sasuke took in a deep breath and sighed. "Yes, we can have more ramen, too."
"YAY!" Naruto shot up and grabbed Sasuke's hand trying to get the man to go faster.
Ino walked up to Sakura and stated : "You don't see that every day."
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Sasuke once again thanked his guardian angel they did not have to play dress-up, but instead Naruto at ramen and fell asleep. He carried Naruto upstairs and replace his outer clothes with a large blue shirt that looked kinda like a dress on Naruto.
Sasuke sat down on his dead-cow skin couch and and started to continue reading his book. He looked up as he heard the drops of clear water tap on his windows and a bright light flashed from outside. Not to long after came the loud boom.
He went back to reading for a few minutes until he sensed a meek presence.
"Naruto?"
"Is Sasuke afraid of thunder, too?" The blonde peeked his head fully around the corner and looked into Sasuke's mixed expression.
"No." He put the booked to his face and started from the sentance he left off. When the presence didn't fade Sasuke to a deep breath and put the book down.
"Com'ere Naruto." The blonde walked over with a blanket wrapped around his shoulders and curled up on Sasuke's lap.
Sasuke, being...Sasuke, really didn't expect this, but didn't show. He wapped his arms around Naruto's warm body and rested his chin on the fluff of blonde hair. Gently he closed his eyes, finding it hard to keeping them open any longer.
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Sasuke opened his eyes, missing the warmth that lulled him to sleep last night and got up. He put down the warm blanket that was put over him and headed towards the kitchen.
Immediately regretting it.
As he walked into the kitchen he found Naruto sucking on his thumb with a bloody knife next to him, but that was the least of his problems. Apparently, Naruto had gone wandering off and found something intresting for now he was dressed in a short...very short...OKAY! Just coving his ass short, frilly maid outfit.
He looked over to the table to see pancakes and strawberried with the green leaves cut from the top. The images of Naruto making the food in THAT outfit made it even worse.
Calming himself down to a point he went over to Naruto and took the finger out of the tan boy's mouth to examine it.
"Dobe," He muttered and put the other boy's hand over the sink. He went and grabbed the peroxide and poured it over the small (thankfully not deep) cut.
"Owwy, Sasuke! The bubbly water hurts!" Naruto tried to pull is arm away but Sasuke's tight gripp on his wrist stopped him from doing so.
"Stop struggling so I can get some band-aids, do you want it to hurt more?" Naruto shook his head in response to Sasuke's question and Sasuke grabbed the box of band-aids and wrapped one upon Naruto's finger.
"Good go get changed and I'll finish cleaning up." Sasuke ordered.
"But-"
"Go before you hurt yourself again." Naruto did as told this time and Sasuke held the bridge of his nose to stop the blood before it started.
He stood there for a second before leeting go and taking another deep breath. Naruto enetered the kitchen with the night shirt, that hung loosely of his shoulder, Sasuke lent him and his baby blue boxers.
"Alright lets eat." Sasuke monotoned.
Naruto sat down infront of a plate and took some pancakes and strawberries. Sasuke did the same after Naruto and they ate in peace until Naruto called out.
"Hi, Mister Scarecrow!"
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Okay! First chapter dun! Aren't I special. Im even specialer because my friend read one of my stories and she didnt know I wrote it and she said it was good and I confessed and she saidn my profile sounded like me! Im special. Special special special!