Helloo peoples! Sorry I haven't updated in a while! As soon as I decided to update a week ago Documents Manager was down -.-...I can't wait till Friday! -spazzes- So here's an update! Thank you to all reviewers! Um…yeah…one last warning about the references and stuff and I think that should be it. Aang, have fun with the disclaimer.
Aang: -cough- Okay…Kat doesn't own us.
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They hurried into the dining hall where everyone else was already.
"Look who decided to turn up for breakfast," Azula rolled her eyes. Aang and Katara ignored her remark and sat down.
"So we have the crowning ceremony today." Katara sighed.
"Fun." Zuko groaned sarcastically. Sokka glared in Aang's direction.
"What's your problem?" Aang asked and Sokka rolled his eyes.
"It's what I told him this morning." Katara told Aang and he shrugged.
"What's Katara said that got you all worked up?" Suki asked.
"Nothing," Katara said quickly. Sokka looked in their direction.
"Well, I go to their room this morning and—"
"Sokka, no. It was a joke!" Katara hissed.
"—Katara tells me she and Aang had the hottest sex she'd ever had last night."
The table erupted with assorted comments and outbursts.
"You what!?" Toph shrieked. "You and Katara!?" Toph shouted at Aang.
"Hm, really now? Maybe they'll be repopulating the Airbenders a little quicker than we thought." Zuko laughed.
"Agni, you get married and you go have sex with some other man the same night? You could at least wait a week or so." Azula scoffed.
"Spirits, Katara. I didn't know it was so serious between you and Aang." Suki raised her eyebrows.
Katara looked about ready to explode and Sokka looked satisfied.
"EVERYONE LISTEN UP!" Katara shouted. "AANG AND I DID NOT HAVE SEX LAST NIGHT, OKAY? It was just a joke to mess with Sokka. Aang is thirteen. I'm fifteen. I have no intention of doing such things now." Katara put her hands on her hips.
"She says she has no intentions 'now'. So when will you and Mister Avatar over there be repopulating the Airbenders?" Zuko sniggered.
"NOT AS LONG AS I'M HELD CAPTIVE HERE AND ANYTIME SOON THANK YOU VERY MUCH!" Katara shouted.
"Katara, we have no idea how long they'll keep us here." Aang pulled at her sleeve.
"I'LL COME UP WITH AN ESCAPE PLAN EVENTUALLY!" Katara rounded on him.
"Okay," Aang returned to eating. It was silent.
"How many Airbenders will you be repopulating?" Zuko broke the silence. "Fifty? Eighty? One-hundred and thirty two?"
"SHUT UP!" Katara yelled.
"Be sure to invite me when—"
"WOULD YOU SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY? YOU'RE MORE ANNOYING THAN SOKKA! THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE! I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M MARRIED TO YOU! I HATE YOU! I WISH WE COULD JUST SCREW THIS WHOLE CITY! BUT WE CAN'T BECAUSE THE GOVERNORS WOULD FORCE US TO LEAD THIS CITY TOGETHER! I HATE YOU!" Katara shouted. Zuko laughed.
"Where are you going to put all those kids?" Zuko pounded his fist on the table as if he didn't hear her. Katara screamed in frustration.
She came around the table and smacked him across the face leaving a welt and she pinched a nerve near his neck and he landed in his food.
"What'd you do to him?" Sokka asked.
"Put him to sleep for about ten minutes." Ty Lee replied, knowing what all the nerves did.
"Yep." Katara seemed evilly satisfied. Aang kept silent as he continued to eat and kept his eyes down.
"Wow, that was the weirdest thing I've ever seen Zuko do. Never seen him act like that before. Well, okay, never heard him or whatever." Toph rolled her eyes. Once ten minutes went by Zuko woke up with scrambled eggs on his face. He brushed them off.
"What the hell happened?" Zuko asked.
"You kept going on about Aang and Katara over there and she put you out." Mai smirked. Zuko had a blank look and then grinned.
"That's right. And all their kids. All their Airbender kids." Zuko grinned.
"SHUT UP OR I'LL DO IT AGAIN!" Katara shouted slamming her palms on the table.
"Zuzu, I'd stop if I were you." Azula sat bored, poking at her breakfast. "You want to be alive for today's ceremony." Zuko grinned one more time and returned to his breakfast.